| #1 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[131878] |
| h0010b59c54e2.ne.client2.attbi.com |
1st on my own report. Goody.
Enjoy this report...or else!
And I didn't try to be non-stop funny in this one, that seems to annoy raters like cattlebruiser. |
| #2 ;~()[131879] |
| proxy4.tpgi.com.au |
| 1st non-author |
| #3 Fuck u[131880] |
| 67.210.33.65.cfl.rr.com |
Fuck u
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| #4 ins@ne[131881] |
| dial-104-12.ots.utexas.edu |
| 3rd.Never thought I'd say that on a TIME report. |
#5 [131882] |
| pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net |
This is better. The text could still use some proofreading (alter) and details were sometimes sketchy, but it no longer sounds like the routine of a retarded stand-up comic.
The use of pictures as interludes between text rather than support of the text works here, but they're still needlessly large. Scale them all back somewhat, and do a little more editing on which pics to include or delete. Caption colour wasn't great.
Your logo is still retarded. 6.5 - 7.0. |
| #6 FlaMinG_DeaTH[131884] |
| 64-251-136-165-dialup-mo.fidnet.com |
| 6th! Yay! I'll read it now :) |
| #7 I_am_Nitros[131885] |
| h64-141-25-41.sunwave.net |
| Just because he mutilated YOUR logo is no reason to be mad at his logo cb :). Anyway I LOOOOVE the lame joker picture! :D And um any report that decent AND the undead win must combine to become a GOOD report. Therefore, I liked it. |
| #8 SiG.[131886] |
| adsl-34-23-225.mia.bellsouth.net |
This, compared to your other stuff, is excellent.
All you have to do is cut the pics, maybe give the borders..
Big pics for important stuff.. put little pics together for the little details, yanno?
You're really starting to do good, TIME..
Make another! |
| #9 ZeaL[131888] |
| proxy.ia3.marketscore.com |
| Amazing! A non-gay Time report! Cool! |
| #10 Redemption6[131890] |
| cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net |
interesting, lacked detail, lacked borders, nice pics though.
7 is fair. |
| #11 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[131893] |
| h0010b59c54e2.ne.client2.attbi.com |
thanks for the gold, finally =p. ya, I do need borders. I knew something was wrong with the pics. and i guess i did go a little overbored with them, but a picture is worth a 1,000 words =p
thx for the quick rating too |
| #12 endersshadow[131895] |
| ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net |
| o |
| #13 endersshadow[131896] |
| ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net |
| m |
| #14 endersshadow[131897] |
| ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net |
| g |
| #15 endersshadow[131898] |
| ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net |
| a serious (almost..) TIME report!!!! i didnt read it, but it looks ok at first glance. |
| #16 DarkRider[131899] |
| 198.134.2.2 |
not bad.
Smaller pics of course..and alt -text |
| #17 blizzar89[131901] |
| pcp01815890pcs.nash01.tn.comcast.net |
| This was pretty good, and deserving of its gold mark. However, as others have said, the pics were large and made actually reading the report a pain... Also, some of your in-picture text was hard to read. Otherwise, I liked it. |
| #18 Orange Beaver[131904] |
| 12-231-201-56.client.attbi.com |
| great report nice logo i love burning halp halp feilds just beautiful *wipes tear* just scale back the pics borders... MAYBE and try to not do words on every pic kinda is lame |
| #19 Decay[131905] |
| 206.10.109.55 |
| This is better, keep writing, and stop being a jackass on the forum/other peoples comments. :P |
| #20 LameJoker[131908] |
| ip-209-23-0-209.modem.logical.net |
I doneven read the forums. I ask again: Is that little crazy thing at the end supposed to be me?
This is pretty scary, a good TIME report. What is this world coming to? Next we'll prolly see CB cpamming comments. |
| #21 Ruin Time's Day[131909] |
| 24-90-13-224.si.rr.com |
| Decent enough. Suck less and stop being a jackass and you'll be a damn fine reporter. |
| #22 EMS[131912] |
| 143.229.73.118 |
Wholy shit, I thought I'd never see the day when Time did something worthy of recognition and actually got it. Good work time, I agree with the above posts. If you stop being an idiot in the forums AND keep doing reports like this one, you could even become a pillar of the comunity like Drefsab. By the way, why doesn't he write anymore, damn Warcraft 3,
EMS |
| #23 Time the H4xor[131913] |
| pcp01376812pcs.selrsv01.pa.comcast.net |
| That's an interesting minimap shot. I wonder what replay option will allow me to see both players at once. |
| #24 Chris[131917] |
| astound-64-85-237-205.ca.astound.net |
Its called, "reveal all of map".
I knew Time was a smart person from the beginning. Just because he doesn't conform to your rules doesn't mean he is a bad person. I can name several people I would rather see go to hell than Time. |
| #25 Cowboy_bebop[131919] |
| ool-182ea201.dyn.optonline.net |
lol gg no re time you own (hehe) oh and btw how you make pics big without being blurry. Make em bigger next time time hohoho that owned
See you space cowboy............
Cowboy_bebop |
| #26 Cowboy_bebop[131920] |
| ool-182ea201.dyn.optonline.net |
oh and btw Time for world leader 2006 w00t w00t
See you space cowboy............
Cowboy_bebop
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| #27 UltimateFire[131922] |
| cache-ntc-ad01.proxy.aol.com |
| Couldnt be worse than Bush =[. |
| #28 Epoch[131923] |
| ool-182f07a7.dyn.optonline.net |
I agree :P @ 27
Well TIME, I must say. This was actually decent :D
Although it reminds me of my SC br, only without my 1337 writing skills :P |
| #29 Some_God[131924] |
| ool-18bc5e4c.dyn.optonline.net |
| *Gasps* GDYSYIGIFBI*BFIVBF(*WGYBILH(YWGH(LL(GWUHJ(UGHDOHGOHSOGUD *bashes head on keyboard* |
| #30 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[131925] |
| h0010b59c54e2.ne.client2.attbi.com |
| Yes, yes I did gasp and bash my head on the keyboard. |
| #31 Agent_of_Sol[131930] |
| d101.hallowell01.swarthmore.edu |
| Not half bad. I'm damn impressed with you, TIME. Keep this up instead of the lameness! |
| #32 Chris[131931] |
| astound-64-85-237-205.ca.astound.net |
Ha ha ha.
Time has gotten gold, something Some_God can't ever hope for!
Time, do Starcraft. War3 is bad. But at least you didn't do some crappy game by the name of, oh, Empire Earth. |
| #33 guinea pigs r cool[131932] |
| h24-67-140-67.cc.shawcable.net |
actually i do consider myself a bit of a kook at times but yeh noe
guinea pig mofuker |
| #34 Razoriel[131934] |
| CPE-203-45-77-24.nsw.bigpond.net.au |
| That was a Kick-Arse report, better than your others (Which are still good) |
| #35 SiG.[131935] |
| adsl-34-23-225.mia.bellsouth.net |
I TOLD you, TIME. Did I not tell you?
All you had to do was post a quality report, not be a dipshit, and you're set.
You'll get respect if you do things WORTH respect.
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| #36 MasseMan[131940] |
| h95n2fls34o899.telia.com |
Good work!!
Pictures probably weren't the best I've seen but altogether ok and those comments were funny... |
| #37 Swiffel[131941] |
| ip68-14-142-34.ri.ri.cox.net |
| A time where I actually look at the IP number and don't hit back on reports, wow! Time, make more reports like this plz thx k. :P |
| #38 Swiffel[131946] |
| ip68-14-142-34.ri.ri.cox.net |
"A *time* where I actually look at the IP number and don't hit back on reports, wow!"
(pun not intended :P) |
| #39 ZerG~LinG[131949] |
| p410-061.ppp.get2net.dk |
| A step in the right direction-.- |
| #40 [131950] |
| adsl-64-109-233-78.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
Unaware adults may ask you how do you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Well I am going to tell you how!
You must decide which bread you want. There are many different types of bread. Some of them are white, wheat, buttermilk, and even bread with strange crunched up nuts inside! Once you have decided your choice of bread you must decide what type of peanut butter. Will you pick crunchy or smooth? The next step and sometimes most challenging is figuring out what kind of jelly you want. There are so many different varieties of jelly it can be daunting to the untrained eye. Some of the many varieties include the following cherry, mango and pretty much any fruit you can imagine. you need to get out a paper plate and butter knife and also get out your choice of bread, jelly and peanut butter. |
| #41 ManSausage (Continued)[131951] |
| adsl-64-109-233-78.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net |
Now that you are starting the real making of the sandwich put a piece of the bread on the paper plate. Next you should use the butter knife to spread jelly on that piece of bread. Now get out the other piece of bread and spread your selected peanut butter on it. Now you must put the two pieces together so the jelly and peanut butter are touching each other.
Maybe next time you will learn how to make the amazing-
~EGG~
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| #42 Iflameeverything[131952] |
| wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com |
guess whos back, back again time is back tell a freind
GJ time and gue4ss what im not going to flame u much it was such a big improvement from the CRAP you where writing b4
gj |
| #43 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[131954] |
| h0010b59c54e2.ne.client2.attbi.com |
| ManSausage what are you talking about... |
| #44 Some_God[131955] |
| ool-18bc5e4c.dyn.optonline.net |
| Chris & TIME you both are dickheads! |
| #45 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[131956] |
| h0010b59c54e2.ne.client2.attbi.com |
| Um excuse me , SOME_GOD, where is your golden gosu war3 report? Hm, I dont see it, I see a bunch of chobo shit about EE. Who the fuck cares about EE? War3 > EE and thats just pathetic or EE. War3 Sucks compared to SC, but its easier to report on =p |
| #46 Anti_bebop[131958] |
| ool-182ea02e.dyn.optonline.net |
WAR 3 SUX!!!!!!! do a sc report. sc=uber gosu skillz.
Are you still reading?
Now to read the actual report... |
| #47 Chris[131959] |
| astound-64-85-237-205.ca.astound.net |
| War3 is easier to report on? Some_God reports on SC, but chooses newbie games to report on, since he hasn't found any good players out there. Someone tell him we're ALL sick of "1v1 @ LT!!!". We've seen it before thx. |
| #48 Decay[131960] |
| 206.10.109.81 |
| Hey Chris, before you talk again/tell someone how much they suck, go make a br. See for yourself how hard it is. And stop putting others down for trying. |
| #49 I_am_Nitros[131961] |
| h64-141-25-41.sunwave.net |
| Not only is it supposed to be you #20 but it makes you look good. That little guy is hilarious :D:D:D |
| #50 jusdhxp[131964] |
| vnnyca-1-g1-l2-148.vnnyca.adelphia.net |
| masterpeice... haha not... it's still good |
| #51 I_am_Nitros[131970] |
| h64-141-25-41.sunwave.net |
| hehe just because an undead actually managed to beat the demon humper in his ------>!NASTYDEMONFORM!<------ the UD are overpowered? Bleh! |
| #52 scn[131972] |
| c-24-118-250-248.mn.client2.attbi.com |
| sup dogs |
| #53 .............[132007] |
| HSE-MTL-ppp66402.qc.sympatico.ca |
| Dear comment #26, I agree with your comment. I, among others, have been to hard on Time. He appears to not want to "conform to our rules" and instead, like you, chooses to follow the rules of idiocy. BOO FREAKIN HOO, cry me a fucking river. Btw this report was ok, maybe about a 6. |
| #54 ..........[132009] |
| HSE-MTL-ppp66402.qc.sympatico.ca |
| Damn i meant #24 sorry #26 :P |
| #55 Chris[132017] |
| astound-64-85-237-205.ca.astound.net |
#54 : Rules of idiocy? Show me where I follow a rule of idiocy. I'll gladly disprove it to you and show you how much of a moron you are for talking. Die plz thx ^^!
Decay: I do make fun of Some_God a bit, don't I... But its not his reporting skills. I admit he does make a big effort, one that I, among others don't appreciate, but that's okay. I don't like Some_God as a person. You can't tell me he's a mature person that responds to criticism well, even when its constructive criticism. Go look at the comments from his other BRs, and he relentlessly flames those who have a problem with his work, other than the people that he worships. |
| #56 Chaos]Demigod[132019] |
| 62.113.158.67 |
Hmm.... wonder... if you did not just download the replay... and then take the honor for the victory :o...
Since you knew he had uploaded the replay and all.. |
| #57 ................[132026] |
| HSE-MTL-ppp66402.qc.sympatico.ca |
| Obviously I was referring to your own quote about rules, when i made up my own. To go into further explanation, people don't hate Time (if they do indeed hate him) because he doesn't follow some sort of stated or unstated rules. They hate Time because he is for the most part a troll or an idiot(judging by how he acts). If you or Time choose not to conform to other people's "rules" perhaps you are just behaving like an idiot. By the way I don't believe you are an idiot, except by way of supporting one, which you have already probably inferred. |
| #58 ............[132027] |
| HSE-MTL-ppp66402.qc.sympatico.ca |
| Again if you need proof of Time acting like an idiot, well I could provide you with plenty. |
| #59 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[132028] |
| h0010b59c54e2.ne.client2.attbi.com |
| no, chaos, my name on Bnet is OneL. I can prove it if you really want =P |
| #60 Chris[132030] |
| astound-64-85-237-205.ca.astound.net |
| TIme should die and go to hell. Anybody with at least the intelligence of a glass of water knows this. I don't endorse time. |
| #61 Chris[132032] |
| wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com |
| im a bigg fat loser with no brains ands a very nonexistant penis |
| #62 CaughtNaked[132050] |
| proxy.ia2.marketscore.com |
| this reminds me of why i hate this site |
| #63 FearTheFrog[132056] |
| sdsl-216-36-97-117.dsl.chi.megapath.net |
i know this is pasted from somewhere but I don't feel like finding it. Everything else previous by TIME has been, so what brought on the change? Its too convenient to be true.
-FearTheSkepticalFrog |
| #64 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[132058] |
| h0010b59c54e2.ne.client2.attbi.com |
| LOL i made it up myself bitch, go try and find it, I DARE YOU |
| #65 FearTheFrog[132059] |
| sdsl-216-36-97-117.dsl.chi.megapath.net |
i'll believe it... never... its just too un - TIME
-FearTheFrog |
| #66 endersshadow[132075] |
| ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net |
| does, um. Anyone realize wtf Mansausage (#40-41) is talking about? ANYONE? |
| #67 DarkInferno_IV[132083] |
| host217-35-24-12.in-addr.btopenworld.com |
GW TIME. Finally an actual report - though some of that funny stuff was good too.
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| #68 rAtTy!!!!![132274] |
| murdoch.singnet.com.sg |
| 3 acolytes?! |
| #69 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[132290] |
| h0010b59c54e2.ne.client2.attbi.com |
I like to have an acolyte only for summoning buildings.
ya i know what your thinkin OMG THATS A WATSE OF 90 GOLD NEEWB lol |
| #70 I_am_Nitros[132369] |
| h64-141-25-41.sunwave.net |
| Doesn't every UD player do that? I mean you waste more than 90 gold over a game taking an aco of gold each time. |
| #71 Bingo-Pants[132398] |
| CPE0080c6efd1da.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
no, you dont
also, 90 gold can make a big difference early game, but does basically jack shit by the end (when you would have wasted some more gold from the summoning) |
| #72 Some_God[132743] |
| ool-18bc02bb.dyn.optonline.net |
| DIE TIME! |
| #73 el_sux0r[133581] |
| bay4-12.dial.umd.edu |
"...It no longer sounds like the routine of a retarded stand-up comic."
There goes Cattle, a wiser man than I. |
| #74 Awesomeplayer[135129] |
| cacheflow2.bravo.net |
| great report... and the DH dying pic... IS A HELL OF A PIC!! |
| #75 "die plz k thx"[137350] |
| user-24-214-254-183.knology.net |
| you get a 10 just for that line when dh and hunts were chasing dk and ghouls! lol, it's so awesome |
| #76 jim[137961] |
| 144.139.221.171 |
| asdf |