| #1 ins@ne[131976] |
| dial-52-82.ots.utexas.edu |
| holy crap!FIRST on a ling report.With my 56k modem,too. |
| #2 Dialtone_[131978] |
| vdp234.ath06.cas.hol.gr |
| starfall :-( |
| #3 ZerG~LinG[131979] |
| p456-33.ppp.get2net.dk |
Wow. Fast :o
Don't ask for replay, you won't get it since it was 1.03. Bleh.
DH used to own back then.
Anyway, if you're a total retard, it was originally a game between myself and Dialtone. Mad props.
COmment! |
| #4 ins@ne[131980] |
| dial-52-82.ots.utexas.edu |
| I have heard of a thing called view all versions replay tool or something.Does anyone know where I can get one or is it just an urban legend.I'm a dumbass,so I wouldn't know. |
| #5 Comment whore[131981] |
| dial-52-82.ots.utexas.edu |
| What the hell.An elf and a humie are brothers.They musta had some frickin weird parents.Nice pictures. |
#6  [131982] |
| nr11-216-196-187-192.fuse.net |
Hey, not bad. The Gangster thing got old REALLY fast for me, and with the immense amount of profanity and juvinile sexual references, I'll give this a seven.
Granted, this was not serious, but it just didn't float my boat. |
| #7 BreeD[131983] |
| cache-haw.cableinet.co.uk |
Cyber?
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| #8 XMrNiceguyX[131984] |
| f33030.upc-f.chello.nl |
hoho !!
Really one where I laughed my ass off :)
I love zergling reports :)
If I was rater, at least a 8/9. |
| #9 ZerG~LinG[131985] |
| p456-33.ppp.get2net.dk |
Tnx for comments.
Since I mostly like making the pictures I may spit out a pic only report sometime. Any thoughts on that? |
| #10 Epoch[131987] |
| ool-182f07a7.dyn.optonline.net |
Lmao :]
8.5 |
| #11 SuperMonkey[131991] |
| cpe-024-033-020-201.midsouth.rr.com |
15, now to read
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| #12 HPM[131994] |
| c-7ed972d5.016-123-73746f44.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se |
| Cool shit u got there |
| #13 blizzar89[131995] |
| pcp01815890pcs.nash01.tn.comcast.net |
Nice report. I agree with everyone who said the gangster shit got old real fast. Also, in the beginning I was kinda confused as to what was going on. The pictures helped alot, but it was still kinda confusing (or maybe I'm just confused).
Good report anyways. Gold I would say. |
| #14 Kambric[131997] |
| ip68-105-112-236.sd.sd.cox.net |
I liked the gangster stuff all the way through, it would have looked bad if the theme was just suddenly dropped. Very pretty pictures =0.
imo, the gay stuff went a tad over the top, especially because it becomes more and more important as the report goes on (like bothering the townsfolk) and it wasn't clear at the beginning that the reason he was bothering the townsfolk was because he was running a gay brothel.
Anyways, I thought overall really good, 9. |
| #15 2e722[131998] |
| cache210.156ce.scvmaxonline.com.sg |
you made those pics look like paper! weeeeeeeee
~8ish
Peace |
| #16 Lieutenant[132000] |
| adsl-67-39-0-123.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net |
| Quoting MJ lyrics was what won me over early on, though. |
| #17 Convider[132001] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3662705.sympatico.ca |
| nice... |
| #18 endersshadow[132002] |
| ool-4350d236.dyn.optonline.net |
| lol i havnt read the whole thing yet, but it looks good. nice to see people trying new approaches to battlereporting, like CB's war3 report. |
| #19 one.[132003] |
| pcp02705884pcs.dalect01.va.comcast.net |
good job big bob
keep up the work as you twerk
way to report what a sport
i could rhyme but i dont have the time
peace in the middle east
one. on the bun |
| #20 iflameevery1[132005] |
| wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com |
yo ling make more reports u average like 1 ever 2 months
and this was sweet and props for your other gusru reports |
| #21 -the o_0-[132006] |
| 24.138.58.44 |
Eh, I didn't mind the gangster thing so much. Not to say I liked it, but I did find some parts pretty damn funny. But... whoa...
Your photoshop stuff is incredible. That giant eye and the "flush this mess" stuff was great. |
| #22 pop_killer[132008] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3757383.sympatico.ca |
| DAMNIT, SOME1 SENDS STARCRAFT REPORTS, ONE DAY!!! |
| #23 scn[132010] |
| c-24-118-250-248.mn.client2.attbi.com |
| godly pics |
| #24 mick[132012] |
| 1Cust193.tnt8.bne1.da.uu.net |
| gosu |
| #25 Decay[132013] |
| 206.10.109.74 |
Nice report, make more, now. ^^
|
| #26 DarkRider[132014] |
| adsl-64-165-225-126.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
This report is so cool words cannot express it
|
| #27 malygos[132015] |
| pm740-10.dialip.mich.net |
i agree with everyone else. Got old real fast stuff and it just didnt float my boat. It was too short. Nice pics but just not enough writing detail other than translating warcraft to gangster.
p.s. whats the background in that one pic. I'm thinking a map of denmark. Am i right? |
| #28 Berra[132016] |
| h204n1fls32o814.telia.com |
I'm guessing the background in the alt-quiz is a starcraft map (the vespene geyser to the right of "dialtone" was a BIG help). Since I only played single SC I have no idea wich one, but a qualified guess would be... Lost Temple?
Am i rich now? :P
Great report, I don't laugh often but... "They were leet and needed no such noob hacks." LOL! |
| #29 vincible[132018] |
| TANG-TWO-SIXTY-ONE.MIT.EDU |
It was ok. Bonus points for novelty.
The gangster theme might have worked better with a SC report. |
| #30 cmot_dibbler[132020] |
| p14229226.net.upc.nl |
| That background is from some map in Starcraft? |
| #31 Tom[132021] |
| adsl-202-72-165-132.southwest.westnet.com.au |
The background is definately Lost Temple (unless Im insane)...but as to the report:
Well, I cant really say I liked it. The pics were great, the writing was fluent, but the humour well, wasnt. The ganster stuff just made it complicated, not funny....but Id still say a good report, say 7ish. |
| #32 Ender[132022] |
| 24-168-118-146.si.rr.com |
| i thought the theme was pretty good but i got lost throughout the entire report. more importantly i didn't notice what dialtone and your races were till like the middle of the report. (like the reference to the handicap toilets or something like that made me think of moonwells and got me even more confused) |
| #33 ZeaL[132023] |
| proxy.ia4.marketscore.com |
| Nice theme, but confusing |
| #34 Redemption6[132024] |
| cache-1.sbo.ma.webcache.rcn.net |
| Im not a big one with humor reports, specially those bashing homosexuals etc, not that i am one of course. i found the pics to be by far the best parts of the report. The pictures were just awesome...id prolly give this a 7 just for pictures. |
| #35 ZerG~LinG[132031] |
| p405-109.ppp.get2net.dk |
Tnx for all the nice and not so nice comments :)
The pics were just so funny to do for this report, and I'm glad you all seem to like those ;-)
I could see the gangster thing becomeing old, but it woulda looked crappy indeed if I dropped it mid-game.
The background picture with alt-text was from LT, messed up a bit so it might look one of those crappy 30's maps.
And to those that say I post to few reports... I've yet to miss a month without posting, and made quite a few each month in the start, so NO DIS MEH PLIS. |
| #36 DarkLord[132042] |
| gateway.franco-nord.edu.on.ca |
| Nice pics, sorry didnt read. in comp class |
| #37 Furious[132053] |
| bal-ts2-2500.tpgi.com.au |
Really nice report, I enjoyed it heaps.
9
But dont you dare quote Michael Jackson lyrics in one of your reports again! |
| #38 elvenesque[132062] |
| proxya.byu.edu |
i love the creativity. wonderful as CB's style is, i like seeing new stuff. the gangster stuff could have used some diversity, but like you said, it wasn't serious. maybe a bit from the godfather...make him an offer he can't refuse:) pics were incredible. 7.5-8.0.
-elvenesque |
| #39 AHintOfLemon[132063] |
| 159.mel0407.mel.iprimus.net.au |
Well, I thought the theme held up fairly well. It did make the BR a little harder to follow, but it's not so bad.
NE units really have a lot more claim on lesbianism than Sorcs though. ;) |
| #40 All-FeAR[132066] |
| 165.154.145.65 |
"lesbians and priests"
sory 2 be the bringer of bad news .. but theres a little w3 in them there gangsta BR |
| #41 orange beaver[132067] |
| 12-231-201-56.client.attbi.com |
| great report! the bitch parts were funny but got old quick and the gangsta thing was kinda weird cause a NE and a Human being brothers means like you got like a PotM having sex with a AM... creepy........... i would say a solid 8.5 |
| #42 orange beaver[132068] |
| 12-231-201-56.client.attbi.com |
| nice pics too |
| #43 PooHandler[132077] |
| adsl-34-38-102.mia.bellsouth.net |
| New pants please! |
| #44 Strupisch[132084] |
| evrtwa1-ar10-4-61-238-246.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net |
| Wow, that owned! |
#45  [132092] |
| dhcp16635021.neo.rr.com |
personally, i thought this report was awesome.. not a normal report like I expected.
This is an example of a style that can be used once to great effect.. if I saw another one, it would get old real fast, but since it's the first... ;) |
| #46 plus2longsword[132120] |
| asc8-grr-ip017.wmis.net |
| Offbeat. Neat layout. There some funny stuff in there. I think if you should try to do abnormal stuff more often, but put work into it as if it were normal. Of course Im talking about the text portion. The imaging was totaly through the rooooof. |
| #47 ZerG~LinG[132128] |
| p428-084.ppp.get2net.dk |
Tnx for rating snowsquall, not the rater I expected!
Good thing tho, its not like raters are all over reports these days.
#46: Dammit! Have to correct that little slip up, heh. |
| #48 [132132] |
| dhcp16635021.neo.rr.com |
| I had to get the new password, somehow it never got to me. =P |
#49  [132148] |
| pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net |
Amazing graphics as always. The report didn't stand up as well -- I felt like the gangster cliche was so far over the top that it missed its mark. I did have a few chuckles though. Novelty and graphics give this an 8.0 - 8.5.
Regards,
~CB~ |
| #50 Katome[132159] |
| h24-86-134-114.ed.shawcable.net |
| holy shit second best pics ever in a br |
| #51 ZerG~LinG[132173] |
| p422-046.ppp.get2net.dk |
Keke, what best then '-_-'
Yeah ok, overdid the ganster thing :o
Had to cut drastically in the length of the game because of that, and still it was too overdone, well bleh ;)
Btw you ruined my 5 9's in a row streak, keke |
| #52 LameJokre[132298] |
| ip-209-23-3-152.modem.logical.net |
HAHAHA Starfall :-)
"If you were a young mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet its real embarrasing if someone tries to kill you."
- Jack Handy
The Jack Handy quotes aren't really related to the br, its just that hes so goddamned funny I like to quote him. |
| #53 SToP getting quotes form your DAD!!![132344] |
| 168.53.109.33 |
| PLZ!!!! |
| #54 ZerG~LinG[132614] |
| p408-027.ppp.get2net.dk |
| eh? |
| #55 Katome[132700] |
| h24-86-134-114.ed.shawcable.net |
| You've got a ways to go to do better than Breeze. |
| #56 CrackHeadJeb[132708] |
| mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu |
Heck, I have far different tastes. I'd rather see a report with a unique layout and/or more personality in imaging (something that I am not good at myself, t.t) than 3d unit and minimap updates (they are amazing, don't get me wrong). That's why I like Breeze's "TvZ - More blood - [-Whear-] vs. Mr.X" the most out of all of his reports, since the black&white war imaging created a dark atmosphere.
And that's also why overall, I enjoy WilliamWC3's graphics the most. His report layouts are unparalleled, being aesthetically pleasing and having great attention to detail. ZerG~LinG's sexy report layouts are approaching that level.
I have to say, keep up the excellent work.
(NR since I don't rate Warcraft 3 reports anymore.)
-CHJ |
| #57 GoZuLu[132710] |
| 195.249.56.3 |
I don't read anymore, sorry, so I am here only for the snik-snak. How goes ? Still active, kan jeg se. Good for you. Nice graphicks. Denmark rules. KFX er for nedadgående, så jeg taber i aktiespil ...
Have a nice life.
GoZuLu.
fisk.chaos.dk |
| #58 ZerG~LinG[132777] |
| p459-25.ppp.get2net.dk |
Ja det er noget svineri med det KFX :O
Tnx CHJ! |
| #59 Katome[132847] |
| h24-86-134-114.ed.shawcable.net |
| CHJ I would probably agree that is his best report; these graphics don't even compare to that technically, and they have no atmosphere where Breeze' do as you mentioned. The 3d minimap and renders of units combined with his incredible Photoshop and even more so Flash skills are completely unparalleled here. |
| #60 Katome[132848] |
| h24-86-134-114.ed.shawcable.net |
| Err that was a rather abrupt transition... The atmosphere in the one report along with technical is out of this league, and the Mr.X v EpV reports are completely unparalleled... Where the renders lacked atmosphere the Flash had it. |
| #61 ZerG~LinG[132940] |
| p417-089.ppp.get2net.dk |
The For Aiur report is incredible because Breeze can do some nifty 3D modelling and incorporate it in flash, same with the minimap, only without flash.
THe WW2 themed one is better in a strange sort of way, tho. |
| #62 THE FAG[133372] |
| pool-68-161-57-191.ny325.east.verizon.net |
good pics!! um, text=small so i skipped a lot. i dont follow wc3, but that was good. it think,
8 |
| #63 el_sux0r[133584] |
| bay4-12.dial.umd.edu |
| Minimal errors, and done with STYLE. 9.9 in my book. |
| #64 Duo Katsuragi[141925] |
| 1Cust78.tnt8.bos2.da.uu.net |
| XD, i thought that was hilarious. I dont usually come to these, my friend linked me, but more should be like this. |
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