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#1 .Praetor[133589]
12-255-59-188.client.attbi.com
Boo.
#2 haha[133590]
cache-mtc-am06.proxy.aol.com
1st non auth =o

#3 {DD}Fatboy[133591]
adsl-66-124-235-99.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
haha, 2nd
#4 Joe.Smurf[133592]
63.174.196.30
intersting, ill read the others as well. well written.

-joe

#5 Black_Abyss[133593]
01-067.057.popsite.net
Yay!
#6 mick[133594]
1Cust53.tnt8.bne1.da.uu.net
;o
#7 elvenesque[133595]
proxyb.byu.edu
wow, .Praetor's back! the dead really do live again, though maybe he's buddhist and came back as a cow with fanfic skills. either way, nice, i was wondering where this would go.

-elvenesque

#8 Lieu[133596]
adsl-67-39-12-155.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net
sweet jeebus.
#9 elvenesque[133597]
proxyb.byu.edu
wait, sorry, wrong religion, i meant hindu. curses!
#10 no one[133598]
ool-18b8ee8c.dyn.optonline.net
O prase the lord Praetor is back and finishing what was started so long ago!
#11 CyMaN[133599]
pD9523DF0.dip.t-dialin.net
uia! lol@#7
#12 ChaosDemigod[133601]
240.80-202-225.nextgentel.com
why post fan fiction when you know that its not apreciated?
#13 BOBBY357[133607]
cache-dg07.proxy.aol.com
.Praetor? Back? KICK ASS!!!!!!!!
#14 pop_killer[133610]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3757081.sympatico.ca
wow, what a good report...
#15 [133611]
209.115.227.90
holy %#@*ing shit. a HoFer other than CB posting a report.
i thought CB killed all the HoFer, but obviously not.

good stuff, usual praetor style


#16 Some_God[133613]
ool-18bc02bb.dyn.optonline.net
BOOOO! NO PICS! This is a new age where pics give you gold!!!!
#17 poop_killer[133614]
222.arlington-41-42rs.va.dial-access.att.net
keep them coming sir!
#18 Sathanas[133616]
nchobo04.telenet-ops.be
YES, YES, YES. PRAETOR IS BACK !!!!!!!!!!! REJOICE, MUCH REJOICE !!!!!!
#19 Psyonic_Reaver[133617]
1Cust112.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
I bow down..To the master.

Now get on SS and play me you lazy yeti.

#20 [133620]
nr11-216-196-184-38.fuse.net
Hurray, 20 on a .Praetor report. I liked how you did the thought streams of the Zerg. Very, well, Zergish. Yay.
#21 pop_killer[133621]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3757081.sympatico.ca
why the hell every is happy about the return of Praetor??
#22 pop_killer[133622]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3757081.sympatico.ca
correction: every = everyone
#23 Psyonic_Reaver[133623]
1Cust112.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
Because he's cooler then you.
#24 Kane[133627]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
Zing
#25 poop_killer[133629]
91.arlington-41-42rs.va.dial-access.att.net
i don't like praetor because his name is a made-up word and only i am allows to make up wordst. plus he writes very verrrry good stories and whenever i read more than two words my brain overloads and i realize the full impotence of my life. he is far cooler than i could ever be!!!
#26 pop_killer[133630]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3757081.sympatico.ca
poop_killer, you hate praeotr for no reason. I don't know him, as you. I think Praetor is cool.
#27 Convider[133631]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3662983.sympatico.ca
#12, if you think that noone likes fanfics here, go read the Phoenix Leigon Chronicles and The Training of Private Vegas and then try to say that!
#28 pop_killer[133632]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3662983.sympatico.ca
poop_killer is a lame ripoff of me and is a gay homo. .Praetor is the fanfic GOD on br.com
and poop_killer, you and your son's, and your son's son's, and your son's son's son's shall ALWAYS be impotent :P
#29 pop_killer[133633]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3757081.sympatico.ca
shut the fuck up, convider. Don't try to impersonating me because your connextion is "Toronto-HSE-ppp3662983.sympatico.ca" and my one is "Toronto-HSE-ppp3757081.sympatico.ca". We have the same connextion, but the number is diffrent. But I agree that poop_killer is a lame ripoff.
#30 Convider[133634]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3662983.sympatico.ca
:P
who doesnt
#31 endersshadow[133635]
ool-4350d236.dyn.optonline.net
omg its another praetor report. pretty weird, i was reading the legion chronicles last night =]
#32 Convider[133636]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3662983.sympatico.ca
this better get gold!!!!!! asdfgalkj;mto;weh
#33 Decay[133637]
206.10.109.56
OMFG #28 WTF ARE YOU A MORON? Anyone else notice the irony of that strange little comment?

Anyway, Praetor, I always wondered if you would finish the fic, although you were before my time. I hope you stick around and bring a bit of life back to the site! :/

~Decay



#34 Convider[133638]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3662983.sympatico.ca
I was #28, trying to impersonate pop_killer... I dont notice the irony, considering the poop_killers has 2 o's, while pop_killer only has one. in case you still don't get it, read #29.
#35 Decay[133640]
206.10.109.56
The irony of 28 is the impotency, which is what you and your alledged sons will have, means that you can't have children.
gg irony
#36 pop_killer[133641]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3757081.sympatico.ca
Convider, why did you tryed to impersonating me?
#37 SiG.[133642]
adsl-35-0-173.bct.bellsouth.net
Convider, you're an idiot.
"Him and his sons, his sons sons, his sons sons sons etc... will be impotent"
Dude.
If HE is impotent, he cannot have children, let alone his unborn children.
Jesus.

GW .Praetor.
Watch you get gold =]






#38 ZerG~LinG[133643]
p463-84.ppp.get2net.dk
Omg.
People are jerks :(
Amazing stuff, this.

#39 Convider[133644]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3662983.sympatico.ca
ever hear of adoption?
#40 Decay[133646]
206.10.109.56
....
Then why wold they be impotent if they are related to you in no way at all? Ask for an impotent orphan at the adoption agency?
#41 Convider[133647]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3662983.sympatico.ca
hey, you never know
#42 Convider[133648]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3662983.sympatico.ca
ok, this is getting gay. I overlooked a few words, and your jumping over my ass for it. Please stop, we're ruining this comment section
#43 Decay[133649]
206.10.109.56
lol, I wasn't making fun of you or anything, just stating that pop_killer said something funny. BTW Praetor, gogogo part4 now!
#44 Kane[133650]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
This comments section shows what a sad state this site is in
#45 pop_killer[133652]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3757081.sympatico.ca
#44 = ...
#46 poop_killer[133654]
159.arlington-43-44rs.va.dial-access.att.net
some people just have the intelligence of a horseshoe. i guess they tryed too hard to be funny but i thinking it is funny that connextion is constantly misspelled haha. maybe i will just use my trademark move and add a t. connextiont!!! look, a triad of punctuating marks again i am BRILLIANT.

maybe someday i will realize that i am a zit on the arse of this site and leave for good but until then i taking after my rolemodel 9_teen.
#47 livingexception[133658]
cache-mtc-am06.proxy.aol.com
It saddens me that a flame war such as the above would exist in the comments section of any of Praetor's works of fiction, especially one that has been long in coming such as this. These people would do no worse by writing graffiti on the Statue of Liberty. Please stop and let the man enjoy his well deserved praise without having to suffer these puerile fueds.

le
#48 Psyonic_Reaver[133663]
1Cust127.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
Hear Hear Livingexception!
#49 Katome[133664]
h24-86-134-114.ed.shawcable.net
14, 21, 22, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 32, 34, 36, 39, 41, and finally 42 all have the same ip.

Most of the rest of you are morons too.

This place really HAS gone to shit.
#50 poop_killer[133665]
18.arlington-41-42rs.va.dial-access.att.net
I shall respectfully close my satire, since it was rendered pointless by the insipidness of the intended target. My faith in human nature will be redeemed, however, if he improves his future posts from their cesspool of idiocy.

Sorry to any that were offended.
#51 LameJoker[133668]
ip-209-23-0-139.modem.logical.net
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Is back.
#52 LameJoker[133669]
ip-209-23-0-139.modem.logical.net
haha didn't work so well. I guess the comment program doesn't recognize forward slashes.
#53 Psychochild[133670]
41.orlando-07-08rs.fl.dial-access.att.net
#12, the only reason why fanfics are not appreciated here is because most of them are quite frankly, horrible (Mine included. For god's sake I got an 8!! AN 8 ON MINE!!). .Praetor here is the one that set the standards on fanfics so high, he's that good a writer. Check out some of his earlier work.
#54 .HeeroYuy.[133671]
ny-chicagostreet5b-201.buf.adelphia.net
Would you people do something that has meaning with your pathetic lives. Really, A flame war deserves to be intellectual at least. For the sake of all that is holy, do not post anything again you idiots. You know who you are.
Most likely the people who will bad mouth me.
Nice style. :]
Your good. We need more of you.
Keep writing. I want more out of you!!
~Yuy
#55 .HeeroYuy.[133672]
ny-chicagostreet5b-201.buf.adelphia.net
Did I mention intriguing style?
:]
2nd paragraph needed a little work because it was not very clear. Just a little constuctive criticism ^^;
Great read. ^^
#56 Kane[133674]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
Gee, I Wonder Why Praetor Isn't Responding To These Wonderful Comments
#57 hidden[133683]
92.63-136-217.adsl.skynet.be
ive just read the whole thing (I II III)

one hell of a story...

why dont u send ur story's to blizz, maybe they will make a novel ;)


#58 endersshadow[133685]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
i still havn't read this thing, i have no time to read the first 2 installments :(

A few words of wisdom:

pop_killer = Richard Simmons helper monkey
poop_killer, i salute you in your crusade to bring down this dumbass (a.k.a. pop_killer) but do it on the forum or something.
no need to drag down .Praetor's comment section/work. Livingexception made this pretty clear in #47
#59 [133694]
CPE00e06f16610d-CM00e06f16610c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
what the hell fan fiction
#60 pop_killer[133697]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3757081.sympatico.ca
endersshadow, YOU are dumbass. You salute poop_killer just because he dissed me off. What a dumbass.

"pop_killer = Richard Simmons helper monkey"

Lol... you fuckin fag, no1 agrees with that (except a few no-brain people).

endersshadow = fucking bastard ever
#61 Psychochild[133699]
156.orlando-05-06rs.fl.dial-access.att.net
Gotta agree with EndersShadow on this one..
#62 Psychochild[133700]
156.orlando-05-06rs.fl.dial-access.att.net
Hehe.. "Helper Monkey.."
#63 maniacmarine[133703]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3681690.sympatico.ca
I need a hlper monkey, pop when are you free from your duties with rich?
#64 maniacmarine[133704]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3681690.sympatico.ca
lol helper*
#65 LameJoker[133705]
ip-209-23-3-163.modem.logical.net
I agree wit endersshadow.
I have a brain....I think....
#66 LameJoker[133706]
ip-209-23-3-163.modem.logical.net
"endersshadow = fucking bastard ever"
???
#67 pop_killer[133707]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3757081.sympatico.ca
WTF WITH PEOPLE???
MANIACMARINE, TAKE AN ANOTHER MONKEY (endersshadow is free)
#68 endersshadow[133711]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
lol pop u have no supporters or friends, just shut up and go die some place dark. Thanks to psychochild, m.m., and lamejoker for putting this fool in his lowly place!
#69 pop_killer[133715]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3757081.sympatico.ca
endersshadown, you are the best fucking bastard I've ever seen. I don,t have any supporters, but I don,t care about it.
you should die.
#70 pop_killer[133716]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3757081.sympatico.ca
endershadow*
#71 Kane[133720]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
my god, i wouldn't blame praetor if he never posted anything again







ever
#72 Psyonic_Reaver[133723]
1Cust204.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
.Praetor I still love you! I'll read your fanfics!
#73 .Praetor[133724]
12-255-59-188.client.attbi.com
LameJoker - that was cool, despite the forward slashes.

Psychochild - I hate most fanfics :).

Kane - 'cause I was visiting relatives.

Kane2 - I'll post again, me promise.

Psyonic - Thanks.
#74 (...BlaZe...)[133736]
153.110.34.65
I just wanna say hi:)

Good to see some old stars drop by:-)
#75 Zion[133747]
128warp179.newtel.com
Im new here and when i saw the suggestion of rooting out parts I & II I happily complied (before I read part III) and I've gotta say that this stuff is gold material. I for one am eagerly anticipating any further installments of this fanfic, and I'm now joining the ranks of the anxiously waiting. lol, please don't make me wait 2 1/2 years for another, I would enjoy seeing more of this stuff as soon as you can whip it up! Oh, and hopefully you're feeling ambitious.
Peace,
Zion
#76 LameJoker[133750]
ip-209-23-1-99.modem.logical.net
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Yay this should fix it
#77 ...![133752]
AC96536A.ipt.aol.com
.Preator...lives...holy bloody hell I'm waiting for the seas to boil or some other mystical exhultation of *his* return...jesu christi...The man that made fanfics(and all the talentless knock-offs) graces BR.com once more. Now, can I get an amen!?

Great work as ever .Preator. I really want to know how you figured out how the hive mind works... :-P
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CPE00105cae268e.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
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#79 LameJoker[133761]
ip-209-23-3-170.modem.logical.net
No copying in or out of class little boy.
#80 Kane[133762]
12-233-180-134.client.attbi.com
Hearts for Praetor
#81 -101st-Garand[133767]
cache-ra01.proxy.aol.com
Wow, .Praetor is back! Thank god, this site was (is?) going to hell in a badly made hand basket. Wonderful stuff you got going here. This is one of the best series ever put on this site. Keep em coming, and I might actually change my mind about the state of BR.com.
Excellent work, Praetor. You are my new god.
Cyber?
#82 Decay[133770]
206.10.109.40
Can someone give me the URL to the Phoenix Legion Chronicles at SC Legacy? I can't find it... :(
#83 jimmy[133773]
144.139.221.229
Geez, What in the fucxking hell have you gone? Did you forget or something?

He, I read The Phoenix Legion Chronicles. They were great.

-NOTJimmy
#84 WarDragon[133785]
pool-141-157-14-175.balt.east.verizon.net
Praetor, welcome back =) Although, I thought TOF part 3 was inferior to part 1 and 2 =( well, part 4 will be godly, right?
#85 Blackhawk[133786]
cache-dg07.proxy.aol.com
I admire your use of words and hope you will get the next part of this series out fast I really liked your past fanfics so great work.
#86 Decay[133809]
206.10.109.36
86, he was gone 2 years. That's hardly sudden. And I think that the writing basically proves that it was him. :D
#87 Keanu_Reaver[133836]
max01-dynamic-64-65-141-102.sea.eschelon.com
nice to have you back praetor, loved the phoenix legion chronicles. keep writing, you've got loads of talent, would love to see something of yours get published
#88 endersshadow[133861]
ool-4350d236.dyn.optonline.net
Praetor, enforceman changed sclegacy, i cant find Legion Chronicles either :( (referring to Decay's comment).


#89 .Praetor[133880]
12-255-59-188.client.attbi.com
endersshadow' PL Chronicles is on this site, the Phoenix Legion main story is defunct, and hasn't been on SC Legacy for at least 2 years...
#90 Sync[133889]
cs242234-71.houston.rr.com
heero is fuckin dumb
#91 Blackhawk[133907]
cache-mtc-am06.proxy.aol.com
Praetor=my god
#92 Valek[133908]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
Hey PopCherry, PopAss..Pop..Tart....whatever. Anyway, why is anyone who pisses you off a "fag"? Just because we manage to show that you are a fucking idiot means we are homosexual? Or maybe you just like the way it feels to type the word "fag" over and over again?
#93 Psyonic_Reaver[133960]
1Cust10.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
Please children...Settle yourselves down and I will tell you of a story of flamers...
#94 Valek[133987]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
Tell me! Tell it NOW! Don't make me bust out the salad fork, punk!
#95 -.-[133994]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
this comment section is beyond repair..... -.-
#96 ZerG~LinG[134003]
p418-021.ppp.get2net.dk
Yeah but ill still take last :p
Or atleast the magic #97
#97 Valek[134004]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
Nope..I'm last.
#98 endersshadow[134033]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
sorry valek
#99 endersshadow[134034]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
100!!!! =]
#100 Valek[134036]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
I WILL be last..
#101 Blackhawk[134048]
desmdslgw5poolb166.desm.uswest.net
last
#102 Literature[134051]
evrtwa1-ar10-4-61-249-049.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
YAY!!!
Well done Praetor, this is very nice to see. Haven't been to Battlereports in a while and I see this when I go there. Made my "B.net day" :o
Happy New Year's Eve, everyone!
#103 Valek[134062]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
Warning:

Anyone who posts below this line has officially posted below this line.

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#104 {DD}Fatboy[134078]
cache-dg07.proxy.aol.com
I have posted below the line, and have taken last as of now. Oh, and happy new years.
#105 LameJoker[134096]
ip-209-23-2-185.modem.logical.net
last ownz j00z
#106 Valek[134121]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
yes it does, lame.
#107 Blackhawk[134132]
cache-mtc-am06.proxy.aol.com
last=133t
#108 Sathanas[134134]
nchobo04.telenet-ops.be
Hah! Last on an pwnage story
#109 Valek[134143]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
LAST, GOD DAMNIT!
#110 LameJoker[134153]
ip-209-23-3-59.modem.logical.net
lastlastlastlastlast
#111 LameJoker[134154]
ip-209-23-3-59.modem.logical.net
I am the last sayer thingy king.

I put last on some ancient report that had over 800 comments I think so BOW DOWN TO THIS!!!

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#112 LameJoker[134155]
ip-209-23-3-59.modem.logical.net
:'( it got messed up
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Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.8-0
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Thats a guy smoking a pipe in case you didn't know.
#113 LameJoker[134157]
ip-209-23-3-59.modem.logical.net
ARGH!!!!
8-0
.o/
there we go!
#114 Valek[134162]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
i'm more lastier than you are.
#115 the()vermind[134170]
p69-236.acedsl.com
*grovels at praetor's feet*
We're not worthy!
We're not worthy!
etc. etc.
#116 Valek[134173]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
yeah, well, while you are busy graveling, i'll be busy saying that i'm the lastest last person ever to say he was last.
#117 endersshadow[134183]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
omg..........this comment section really IS beyond repair. God, one of Prozzerans reports has 950 comments and up to about 700 comments people were still talking about the report. you guys get to 100 and you start spamming comments. "Omg i have last comment on Praetors report !!!!!!!!:D:D:)" Shut up, no one cares.
#118 Valek[134184]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
HEY! guess what ender? i'm last.
#119 endersshadow[134189]
ool-182ea1c4.dyn.optonline.net
sigh..........point made.
#120 Valek[134190]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
sigh...........last.
#121 LameJoker[134194]
ip-209-23-2-237.modem.logical.net
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Hey ender, I lasted on that report about a week ago! (the one with 950 comments)

Besides, that means that for 250 comments people were competing for last. If this comment section even gets 1/3 of that, I will call it sad.
#122 Valek[134196]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
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#123 Valek[134197]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
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#124 LameJoker[134199]
ip-209-23-0-81.modem.logical.net
hmmmmmmmmmmmlasthmmmmmmmm
#125 Valek[134204]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
........//....................../////.........//////////....////////////..//.
.......//.....................//..//.........//....................//........//..
......//....................//...//........//....................//........//....
.....//...................//....//.......//.....................//........//.....
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...//................./////////................//...........//.........//.......
..//................//.......//...............//............//.........//........
.//...............//........//..............//............//.....................
//////////.... //........//...../////////............//..........//...........

v2
#126 LamJoker[134212]
ip-209-23-2-50.modem.logical.net
last v2?---------------...........--------------
..---------------...----...........--................
..--------------..-..---....-------................
..-------------..--..---...........-------....
..------------.........-------....-------....
..-----------..-----..-------....-------...
............---..------..--...........-------...
............--..-------..--...........-------...

You know I think if preator ever wanted a personal army to conquer the world with, I think his first recruiting stop would be battlereports.com.
#127 jimmy[134213]
cvpp-p-144-138-156-16.prem.tmns.net.au
last

happy mew year

i agree with 127

-NOTJimmy
#128 Valek[134214]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
........//....................../////.........//////////....////////////..//.
.......//.....................//..//.........//....................//........//..
......//....................//...//........//....................//........//....
.....//...................//....//.......//.....................//........//.....
....//..................//.....//......///////////...........//........//......
...//................./////////................//...........//.........//.......
..//................//.......//...............//............//.........//........
.//...............//........//..............//............//.....................
//////////.... //........//...../////////............//..........//...........

v21326

is that better?!
#129 jimmy[134220]
cvpp-p-144-138-156-16.prem.tmns.net.au
LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST LAST

There I think that’s it
BTW it isn't

-NOTjimmy
#130 valek, and god damnit, I'M LAST![134224]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
that's right, bitch! last! you hear that, ass? LAST!
#131 LameJoker[134339]
ip-209-23-3-171.modem.logical.net
14$7
#132 valek[134343]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
you're real 133t aren't you? you're a 133t h4xX0r d00dz! OMFG GGOWNXXORZED 133T H4X0RZ d00dZ ROTFLAMO!!111111

...yeah that's you.
#133 SiG.[134349]
adsl-34-89-147.mia.bellsouth.net
Fucking idiots.
Way to show respect to someone OBVIOUSLY a great many times more mature and intelligent than you.
So mature, that he didn't even bother to tell you assholes to fucking stop.
#134 valek[134357]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
yes, he is mature..or...um, whatever. did I mention I was last? well, I'll say it again. LAST!

*psssst*, "SiG", i'm last. just thought you'd like to be informed of this valuable information.
#135 jimmy[134389]
cvpp-p-144-138-156-42.prem.tmns.net.au
last

-NJ
#136 Last[134393]
dhcp024-209-216-224.cinci.rr.com
Thought so.
#137 jimmy[134396]
cvpp-p-144-138-156-42.prem.tmns.net.au
no

-NJ
#138 valek[134425]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
yes

-not NJ
#139 jimmy[134444]
cvpp-p-144-138-156-42.prem.tmns.net.au
no

-NOTjimmy
#140 valek[134463]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
yes

-definetely NOT JIMMY
#141 jimmy[134493]
CWPP-p-203-54-206-33.prem.tmns.net.au
no
could we please have a non-gay conversation?

-NJ
#142 valek[134507]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
yes
#143 Sathanas[134538]
nchobo06.telenet-ops.be
no!
#144 valek[134541]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
YES!!?!11111111
#145 LameJoker[134548]
ip-209-23-0-140.modem.logical.net
last?
#146 valek[134564]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
fuck no
#147 jimmy[134574]
cvpp-p-144-138-156-25.prem.tmns.net.au
Yes im last

-NJ
#148 valek[134586]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
FUCK NO youre not
#149 endersshadow[134611]
ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net
i vote for banning of valek.
#150 valek[134612]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
i vote we do not ban valek.

lol..afterall, i have technically done nothing wrong. posting "last" may piss off some of you morons out there, but it's not "wrong".

oh yeah, that reminds me...LAST! (i hope?)
#151 Cowboy_bebop[134619]
ool-182d2b38.dyn.optonline.net
........=========........../....... ......./
........|......................./................/
........|...................../................./
........|.......______.../................./
........|................|.|_______|.......|
........|................|.|...........|.......|
........|__________|.|...........|.......|

Is what i call this comment section


see you space cowboy...........
Cowboy_bebop
#152 Cowboy_bebop[134620]
ool-182d2b38.dyn.optonline.net
son of a bitch it screwed up
=======......../............../
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|.............../................/
|...._____../............... /
|...........|.|_______|.......|
|...........|.|...........|.......|
|_______|.|...........|.......|
mabye that worked..........
#153 Cowboy_bebop[134621]
ool-182d2b38.dyn.optonline.net
ahh screw it
time to read some more heartcutter =]
#154 valek[134624]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
//////////////...........////......//.............//.......
//........................//..//......//...........//........
//.......................//...//.......//........//..........
//......................//....//........//.....//............
//......///////....../////////........./////..............
//............//.....//......//...........//................
//............//....//.......//..........//.................
//............//...//........//..........//.................
//////////////..//.........//.........//..................

cb, something like this maybe?
#155 ISSP[134702]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
no posts in 4 days..I guess that makes me last eh? w00t, personal victory for me! i know no one cares, hell, it doesnt really mean that much to me either, but i'd like to thank all the little people that made this possible.

that is what i'm supposed to say right? ahh screw it. i know im not gonna be last..not with joker here. but i can enjoy being last for a few days, right? wait, why am I talking to myself? i dunno. this is my little dreamland. MINE! not yours..or yours...HEY! not yours either! buahahhaa. no im not insane. just special.

no wait. im not special. im normal. you see, everyone ELSE in the world is weird. im the only normal person. yep.
#156 valek (issp...read below)[134703]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
hey, i just noticed i used "issp" as my name! that's my guru3d.com name. huh. imagine that. 3am tired-ness must be getting to me.

anyway, where was i? oh yeah. canada. you see, canada doesn't exist. it never has. it's a conspiracy by the US government. everyone that claims to live in canada is working for the government and is trying to trick us. yep. it's true.

the moon doesnt exist either. it's merely a big flashlight that the government shines in the sky at night. kinda like the batman light. why do they do this? I dunno. maybe to cover up the fact that elvis was abducted by aliens and made leader of the cheese-people of mars. maybe.
#157 jimmy[134799]
144.139.221.201
Your completely right valek.

NO FUCKIN REALLY!

.Praetor's personality must have morphed in a few years.

I mean, compare I and II to this!

-NJ

PS. LAST
#158 valek[134801]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
yep.

ALIENS! CONSPIRACY! THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE DAMNIT!
#159 jimmy[134828]
cvpp-p-144-138-156-183.prem.tmns.net.au
Stupid government.

-NJ
#160 valek[134838]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
you should know, YOU are PART OF IT! yeah, don't think I don't know what's goin on. you're part of a secret service to get me NOT to be last on this report. yeah. i know what's happening. well it isn't gonna work, mr fbi! nooooo. not this time.
#161 valek[135061]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
...and that makes me LAST! bouahahhahhhahhahaaa
#162 jimmy[135147]
144.139.223.154
NO. YOU. ARE.

NOT. LAST.

-NJ
#163 valek[135193]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
i hope you choke on a corn flake and die
#164 2e722[135288]
bbcache-231.singnet.com.sg
where is the super comment watcher? has he resigned?
=(
=(
=(



peace
#165 jimmy[135301]
144.139.224.91
STFU valek

-NJ
#166 ComicGenius[135436]
ip-209-23-1-50.modem.logical.net
MUAGHAHHAHAH or somethihng last
#167 valek[135447]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
you mean you DIDN'T choke on a corn flake and die? damn. well, go eat a bowl of mini-wheats. maybe you'll get lucky this time.
#168 valek[135575]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
no posts in 8 days...buahhahaha last
#169 jimmy[135672]
144.138.240.243
dude, valek, I dont eat cereal for breakfast.

Why don't u eat Post Raisin Bran like Dref does?
Then u could die easier.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

-NOTJimmy
#170 valek[135693]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
then START eating cereal for breakfast, damn you! aghhguidsgfsahfg&*!^@%^!&*%@#^&*!%#$@!!!!111111
#171 jimmy[135860]
CWPP-p-203-54-206-126.prem.tmns.net.au
Do u?

-NJ
#172 LameJoker[135982]
ip-209-23-2-216.modem.logical.net
LELELELEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKLASTKEKEKEKEKEKE
#173 valek[135993]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
go
#174 valek[135994]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
to
#175 valek[135995]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
hell
#176 valek[135996]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
hey, only 4 more till I get 136,000!
#177 valek[135998]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
3
#178 valek[135999]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
2
#179 valek[136000]
ip68-106-65-18.lu.dl.cox.net
1...0!

I'm 136,000! woohoo!
#180 jimmy[136249]
144.139.223.201
valek, screw you.
(not literraly thou)
-NJ
#181 valek[136341]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
KEKE OMG GG OWNXXORZED LOLOL ^^;;;;;;;;; GOGOGO KTHXBYE!!!!111111111

*ehem* last.
#182 LameJoker[136352]
ip-209-23-1-23.modem.logical.net
*ehem* last.
#183 valek[136353]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
don't make me bust out my korean crap slang again
#184 jimmy[136487]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
valek, i dont care

-NJ
#185 valek[136514]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
i never said you cared
#186 jimmy[136519]
CWPP-p-203-54-206-63.prem.tmns.net.au
*ehem* last.

-NJ
#187 valek[136562]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
*EHEMMM* last, bitch
#188 valek[136615]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
i wonder how long this will get before someone gives up? who wants to guess? i'm saying about 300 comments before I finally win. you?
#189 valek[136616]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
warning: anyone who reads this has allready read it
#190 valek[136758]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
ooo, this "last" thing has been going on for 3 months so far! we are so pathetic

btw LAST
#191 jimmy[136993]
CWPP-p-203-54-206-243.prem.tmns.net.au
Actually, I agree with you, valek.
Nah, this is going to go forever until a terroist EMPs the Us.

-NJ
#192 valek[137015]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
na jimmy, the terrorists are going to bomb us with a cancer bomb or something. then we will all grow noses out of our necks, and have legs sprouting out of our elbows.

you just watch; it WILL happen.
#193 jimmy[137119]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
U live in usa, right? im an aussie :

-NJ
#194 valek[137190]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
yup, I'm from the states.

hey, I just thought of something...why doesn't this site support Age of Mythology replays?
#195 jimmy[137525]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
Dunno.

-NJ
#196 valek[137587]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
although I can't think of anything relevant to say, my ego will not allow myself to not be last...so, last. kthxbye.
#197 jimmy[137722]
CWPP-p-203-54-207-13.prem.tmns.net.au
Mmm last

-NJ
#198 valek[137766]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
nope.

...kthxbye!
#199 valek[137771]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
200!
#200 jimmy[137862]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
GRRR ASDF

oh well 201st

-NJ
#201 valek[137871]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
202nd, and am going to go play some more w3x
#202 jimmy[137888]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
203rd.
w3x = warcraft 3? gogogo what handle/gateway? Im on UsWest

-NJ
#203 valek[137917]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
no, w3x = warcraft 3 expansion (i got the beta)

I would play regular w3 with you, but for some reason I can't open the original w3 since I installed the beta frozen throne
#204 jimmy[137944]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
oh you got the beta?

cool.

damn you cant play w3 original

oh well lets wait for the 'real' expansion to come out.
BTW, you play Magic the Gathering by any chance? (the cards)

-NJ
#205 valek[137949]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
the only magic the gathering I've ever played is the starcraft map (; i never did get into card games
#206 jimmy[137955]
144.139.221.171
damnit oh well our tastes our personalities

-NJ
#207 valek[137964]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
lastkthx
#208 jimmy[138061]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
lastie
#209 valek[138068]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
lastiest
#210 Notjim[138088]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
lastiestiest
Hey.. why doesn't other reps work ??
#211 valek[138103]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
what do you mean?

oh btw, I'm the mostest lastiest
#212 Notjim[138172]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
just, last.

i mean reps for other games I don't know!!!
#213 valek[138183]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
i have no idea

and YOUARENOTLASTIAMLAST
#214 Notjimmy[138300]
CWPP-p-203-54-206-41.prem.tmns.net.au
Can't we have a real conversation:

Like:

How good are you at SC?
#215 valek[138317]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
havnt played sc in a year
#216 LameJoker[138425]
pool-129-44-7-127.alb.east.verizon.net
fascinating...

I'm soso at SC, not to good, toss is my fav.
#217 valek[138431]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
jksdhfjkhwawsfadjk
#218 jim[138440]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
Go Heartcutter! (aka Terran)
#219 valek[138448]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
#220 NotJim[138530]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
what?
#221 valek[138543]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
i dunno
#222 NotJim[138578]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
same
#223 valek[138768]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
912874dsafsdfjksdfa7yt>SDUIFHD(SFKEKEKE^^^^^^^^^^^^;;;;;;;;;;;
#224 valek[138892]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
whenever it gets posted on br.com i guess

KEKEKEKEKEKEKE^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
#225 NotJim[139039]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
"Fu haha? How many beats is that?"
-Heartcutter
#226 {DD}Fatboy[139048]
adsl-66-124-232-217.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Last =)

4/8/03
#227 valek[139146]
ip68-106-64-92.lu.dl.cox.net
who the hell deleted all of time's reports?!
#228 Sorbent[139170]
210-86-60-228.jetstart.xtra.co.nz
I'm joining in the race to be last, even tho I read this when It came out

Also I want to say thanks to .Praetor for being my hero and
idol and to hurry up with part 4 before I hunt him down and
force him to do it at gunpoint.

Be scared... Be very very scared

Sorbent
#229 NotJim[139678]
144.139.221.1
Funny.
That.

"Maybe if I keep repeating that, a pattern will develop."
#230 Psyonic_Reaver[140190]
1Cust251.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
Sigh. Farewell .Praetor. I shall miss you. Just remember. I still love you!

Saturday, April 26th, 2003
#231 NotJim[140278]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
what psyonic said, except the date ;)
#232 Shaox[142901]
212.50.183.100
wh@t3v4r d00d. I 4m d@ winz0r.
wh@t3v4r d00d. I 4m d@ winz0r.
wh@t3v4r d00d. I 4m d@ winz0r.
wh@t3v4r d00d. I 4m d@ winz0r.
wh@t3v4r d00d. I 4m d@ winz0r.
#233 Shadow D'Arc[143826]
cache-mtc-am06.proxy.aol.com
Last 4 good.

Peace,
Shadow D'Arc
#234 azntemplar00[146145]
pool-141-156-176-37.esr.east.verizon.net
no really? ;)
#235 ShKi[150040]
cpe-69-75-111-43.hawaii.rr.com
Last again, in my resurrected state.

Peace,
Shadow D'arc
ShKi
#236 RIGHT THE THE 4TH 2 LAST HURRY GOGOGO[152333]
adsl-63-204-248-236.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
WRITE THE 4TH 2 LAsT GOGOGO I CAN'T STAND THIS FINISH IT LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD ARGH TOO MUCH OVERLOAD MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
*bows down and peels potatoes to past the time....*
*goes insane and kills people till the rest comes out...*
*goes wonkers and shoots himself*

Here lies fanfic nerd.
Died from lack of fanfic, commited suicide.
FINISH IT ALREADY! Was his last words.
*Knocks on coffin um hey i'm not dead you can let me out you know.*
Poor guy he just wanted more to read.
*Funeral people bury him alive with a laptop and a wireless connection incase the fic is ever finished*
Even in Hell he checks every 5 or 6 hours :P
#237 .Praetor[152783]
c-67-172-163-127.client.comcast.net
Jeez this comment section is huge. Don't worry guys, I'm sure it'll be done 4 years from now :(
#238 maareek[152786]
mblt-ac012.gtcom.net
You know .Prae, beating me down repeatedly in ffa's probably isn't helping much with finishing this ;).

Haven't read any parts of this one yet because I'd be anxiously awaiting the conclusion as well and I don't need that stress right now :).
#239 pop_killer[152881]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3947516.sympatico.ca
last k thx
#240 You played wrong noob[152898]
bbcache-9.singnet.com.sg
Doubt it.
#241 wakiki[153375]
cable-66-191-154-210.mtv.al.charter.com
This is shaping up to be as good as the PL:C, if you finish it.

I really like the way you portrayed the Zerg communications.
#242 pop_killer[153523]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3948904.sympatico.ca
zzz
#243 October Psychosis[154688]
khk.customer.geel.belnet.net
October 25, 2004

Finish the damn thing!
#244 pop_killer[154948]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3944997.sympatico.ca
November 17, 2004

I doubt someone will ever be able to read this... but...


WLJ = NOOB
#245 POP_KILLER[154949]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3944997.sympatico.ca
LAST BTW GG NO RE
#246 pop_killer[156089]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3944903.sympatico.ca
OMG TEH LAST POSTZ0R
#247 [157239]
khk.customer.geel.belnet.net
March 4, 2005.

Finish this, damn it!
#248 NotJim[162079]
ppp-38-132.grapevine.net.au
*Raises hand*

I agree. Please come back, .Praetor :(

Oh, and last.



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