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-Mark




#1 mick[137662]
1Cust56.tnt14.bne1.da.uu.net
no it's not an impersonator
#2 .HeeroYuy.[137663]
168.169.30.149
I think it is. :o
#3 Sovereignty[137664]
wsip68-15-45-159.ri.ri.cox.net
of course it is. the real mick would have enough common sense to kill himself before he submitted if he ever wrote something like this.
#4 PoachedEggs[137665]
CPE0010b5079e12-CM014320107014.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Hey retard, how are you supposed to kill yourself BEFORE submitting?

Think before you open your comehole of a mouth.

#5 Jaood[137666]
hc6524652.dhcp.vt.edu
This is the real mick, go check IPs of previous report.

Bah, I'm really sad that it isn't impersonated. This is just not mick quality standard.

#6 Jaood[137667]
hc6524652.dhcp.vt.edu
And poached, looks like you completely missed what Sovereignty was saying. *whoosh*, right over your head.
#7 CrackHeadJeb[137668]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
haha, I was thinking that this was mick but didn't want to say anything if mick wanted to collect flames for some reason.

But the beauty of this website is that people tend to post rashly before actually reading the comments, so whatever experiment mick is trying to do will still succeed.

#8 I reed first.[137670]
adsl-154-111-123.bct.bellsouth.net
I was looking forward to laughing my ass off, but was dissapointed when i read this (obvious mockery of idiot report posters).

And jaood, things go *whoosh* over most people's heads here.

#9 Drunken)Goose[137673]
dsc01-dav-oh-3-241.rasserver.net
I think it's more of a flushing sound than a whoosh, like when small things not unlike respect and sanity go spiraling down the drain.
#10 <b>flakdeo</b>[137674]
ool-182d28cb.dyn.optonline.net
um... sux
#11 scn[137679]
c-24-118-250-252.mn.client2.attbi.com
i loved it
#12 [137680]
cache-ra01.proxy.aol.com
Damn, i wish i were good enough to get queens, infest a command center, and lurker drop with multiple lurkers in 8 mins...
#13 -the o_0-[137683]
24.138.58.44
omfg hax.
#14 Andris[137685]
cache-ntc-ad01.proxy.aol.com
WHY GOD WHY!!!!!!
#15 ZerG~LinG[137694]
p455-7.ppp.get2net.dk
I'll look forward to see where the fuck you're going wiv this. :o
#16 ZerG~LinG[137695]
p455-7.ppp.get2net.dk
So why do all the pic names and with "fake"?
And why do I expect this to turn into a report on a very different game about some certain events some... 49 years ago?
Diet omaha indeed mick :)

#17 Jaood[137696]
hc6524652.dhcp.vt.edu
*whoosh* as in the joke is over someone's head, wtf, toilet sound?
#18 Psyonic_Reaver[137697]
1Cust168.tnt1.bend.or.da.uu.net
Hahahahahaha.

8!

#19 Covert[137698]
modemcable129.11-203-24.mtl.mc.videotron.ca
this report will be editid.
Highlight the very last paragraph including "The end" and u will see a message to checkback once the report was rated.
#20 -the o_0-[137699]
24.138.58.44
You know it's gonna do something awesome... porn? We can only hope.
#21 Mark4[137700]
Ok, its rated. Now show us the surprise, fucker =]
#22 SiX5532ONE[137701]
pcp03087365pcs.selrsv01.pa.comcast.net
meh...
#23 [137704]
IP-66.170.59.218.indigital.net
bf1942 is good
report is what I expect of 1st or 2nd timers :(
#24 LameJoker[137705]
pool-129-44-17-66.alb.east.verizon.net
not bad, not bad, except that I have heard nothing about this game except that it sucks. O well.
#25 endersshadow[137707]
ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net
didn't disappoint, although a little short?

8

#26 Chris[137708]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
It just wasn't as good as the rest.

The writing was well done, but there wasn't enough of it... The report was too short.

The pictures were few and far between.

6.5





#27 celix[137711]
h24-84-33-2.vc.shawcable.net
not bad and the game looks very interesting ill try it
#28 SiX5532ONE[137714]
pcp03087365pcs.selrsv01.pa.comcast.net
mick you are the fucking man.

hit back button, refresh, for those of ye of little faith.

#29 jimmy[137720]
CWPP-p-203-54-207-13.prem.tmns.net.au
WTF???? Mark, why did you give this a 3??????

-NJ

#30 2e722[137724]
bbcache-229.singnet.com.sg
3?!?!??!! mick surely doesn't deserve that, yes?
i've played this game before...its unlike counter-strike..because u cant just shoot and run and jump...there are limitations...buy it and try it.
#31 scn[137730]
c-24-118-142-84.mn.client2.attbi.com
cool
#32 jimmy[137732]
CWPP-p-203-54-207-13.prem.tmns.net.au
Yeah. this isn't such a bad game. I've seen my friends play this.

Mark = high

-Teh Notjimmy
#33 PoachedEggs[137746]
CPE0010b5079e12-CM014320107014.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Jahood,

I understand #3. His flame wasn't funny so I decided to displace the blunt of people's frustration from a respectable member (that's "mick") to some unknown fag who likes to play in bags of used sanitary napkins. (that's "Sovereignty")

*whoosh* over your head, I can almost hear your towel flapping sand nigger. Wipe the drool from your slack jawed mouth, take a square of bounty to absorb the massive amount of your camel's blood from under your sack and try again. If all else fails you can become a suicide terrorist in the name of allah or kill some jews like all members of your lineage. Thinking and writing coherent thoughts are best left to individuals who have evolved beyond their monkey precursors, so maybe you should just stop trying right now.

Cockhole.
#34 SiX5532ONE[137748]
pcp03087365pcs.selrsv01.pa.comcast.net
For those of you who missed it, Mick originally posted a 1v1 zvt comp stomp that was about 3 paragraphs long - complete with HTML and Grammar errors, and shit pics.

Mark4 rated that. I thought a 3 was generous.

Then he posted this (It's called Fileread, fuxor) - I've heard a lot of buzz on this game, but i've been burnt out on 1st person shooters since the eighth grade. It's kool to see a good perspective on it.

#33 Relax, you'll live longer. Jesus Flap-jacking Christ.
#35 Convider[137749]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3663172.sympatico.ca
OMG A THREE???????
what youve been smokin?
#36 LameJoker[137755]
pool-129-44-15-79.alb.east.verizon.net
T
H
R
E
E

LOL
#37 ZerG~LinG[137756]
p434-096.ppp.get2net.dk
Hey Convider nice job not paying any attention.
#38 ZerG~LinG[137758]
p434-096.ppp.get2net.dk
Nice report, tho a bit short :) Pretty nice flow and good writing.

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#39 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[137767]
atiy44hsy452e.ab.hsia.telus.net
what the fuck a 3?!?!? Honestly at least 6 or 7 ;( It was a Br on a non blizzard game~ you always have to love that!@!
#40 Gimpler[137772]
219.94.101.29
LOL HAHA NICE MICK! YOU'VE MADE THE FIRST COMMENTERS INTO FOOLS LOL! I think you should owe people some explanation and at least... oh god I'm laughing too hard...
#41 Gimpler[137773]
219.94.101.29
SlipKnot's been knotted :P
#42 LameJoker[137778]
pool-129-44-15-101.alb.east.verizon.net
I don't get it, I'm stupid... help me plz.
#43 :+:SlipKnoT:+:[137787]
atiy44hsy452e.ab.hsia.telus.net
what?
#44 ZerG~LinG[137809]
p429-028.ppp.get2net.dk
Well it got some 10's to get the average up now :)
#45 Sabotage[137831]
pool-68-161-57-199.ny325.east.verizon.net
Well i guess you screwed up as well as me lately.
#46 jimmy[137841]
144.139.223.1
YAY 2 more 10s

-NJ
#47 Gimpler[137852]
219.94.74.105
I still can't believe Mick actually changed the BR. This should go as the greatest fiasco that BR.com has ever seen.
#48 [137863]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
cool report
#49 SiG.[137907]
adsl-154-111-123.bct.bellsouth.net
Gud.
#50 jimmy[137908]
144.139.221.145
Well. Yes. Good. This defintely deserves its 7.8

-NJ
#51 mick[137916]
2Cust153.tnt13.bne1.da.uu.net
I make reports for people to enjoy, not for the rating ;o
#52 Jaood[137921]
hc6524652.dhcp.vt.edu
Wow, poached egg is a retard. Not only did he not get the joke but his lame exscuse is extremely weak. Even if it was true then his sense of humor is ridiculously bad. Of course what does this matter cause according to him I'm a towel wearing "sand nigger" hahahahah, wtf? Completely random, showing his lack of background knowledge :(
#53 SiX5532ONE[137923]
pcp01379262pcs.selrsv01.pa.comcast.net
Jaood, how dare you even attempt to contend with the unsurpassed intellect of PoachedEggs?!?!?!

Technically, he said,"I can almost hear your towel flapping sand nigger", which I took to mean that you own a sand nigger who flaps towels.

Should be a hyphen in there though.
#54 Jaood[137928]
hc6524652.dhcp.vt.edu
That quote means he can almost hear my turban flapping in the wind, sand nigger being offensive slang for a middle eastern/arabian person. :O

But where he got that idea, no clue!
#55 ..............[137930]
HSE-MTL-ppp66247.qc.sympatico.ca
Wholy shit that was funny I give the original a 10. Ensnared broodlings, I can't believe anyone took it seirously.

Poached Egg is such an idiot, that he puts other racists to shame. Way to displace the blunt of people's frustration with Mick's BR man, your insult was masterful. He can't even spell cum, pretty pathetic.
#56 SiX[137932]
client-151-198-243-110.qdx-it.com
Oh, is that what it means?
#57 jimmy[137937]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
What an idiot.

-NJ
#58 TIMEisnotonYOURSIDE[137946]
12-210-79-86.client.attbi.com
Isnt Jaood black? Just drop the "sand"
from sand nigger and you will have hit the
nail on the head
#59 PoachedEggs[137953]
CPE0010b5079e12-CM014320107014.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
I dunno man, he posted some pictures of himself at the bottom of his last report. He looks like an arab. Or some kind of brown, slack jawed, sub-human wearing ugly pants.

And one would think that only an arab would disgrace and humilate himself enough to use the arab name "Jahood".
#60 jim[137957]
144.139.221.171
So?
#61 TIMEisnotonYOURSIDE[137992]
12-210-79-86.client.attbi.com
#60 I dunno man. Niggers will bring themselves down
to the lowest levels. It dosent matter if Jaood is an
eggplant or a camel jockey, he is still a piece of shit. PeAcE
#62 mick[138002]
1Cust138.tnt12.bne1.da.uu.net
Jaood is cool so fuck up
#63 krnxshadowwlf[138019]
24-205-42-208.gln-eres.charterpipeline.net
if u like bf1942, go to www.desertcombat.com and download the mod...its so tight...present-time desert comflict of US against Iraq, complete with apache helicopters, A-10 warthogs, fighter jets, Abrams tanks, everything you could ever ask for

mod is at alpha 0.25 but it still works just fine
#64 [138050]
cache-ra01.proxy.aol.com
good thing i checked back to this report.
#65 Notjim[138133]
prx3.act.schools.net.au
#64 - wow

#63 i kinda agree

last

and stfu TIME
#66 CyMaN[138462]
p508075A6.dip.t-dialin.net
This should be under "other" and not "starcraft"
#67 NotJim[138553]
cvpp-p-144-138-156-109.prem.tmns.net.au
I agree and im last
#68 el_sux0r[140487]
epsl-302.umd.edu
sweet.



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