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"this Jewish Starcraft player has been pulling down games with us even when he learned that we were all gentiles. But we can't seem to figure out why he keeps hogging all of the minerals..."
- mattzarella's The Pentagram Paradigm




#1 The-nut[139404]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
I KNOW ITS SHORT AND ITS A BAD GAME ELAVE ME ALONE
#2 BiGRooStER[139405]
pcp02936415pcs.dalect01.va.comcast.net
1st non author i rule
#3 LurkerBurger7[139406]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
1. Pictures were a little long
2. Writing style was very bad and was hard to follow
3. Stupid Carriers

5.0



#4 The-nut[139407]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
OH YEAH.. WHAT ABOUT UR SMELLY 5.0 DORK....
DORK
DORK
MY WRITING STYLE OWNS
PICTURES OWNED
AND I OWNED U
bye





#5 LurkerBurger7[139408]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
psst...im writing a report on a 1v1 LT him and me and I "owned" badly.
#6 FlavorOfYellow[139410]
ool-182d2da9.dyn.optonline.net
Wow, get a fucken better game. All your games are bad. If the game includes massing carriers and/or but not limited to offensive cannoning (they're may be exceptions to this, as in an ffa where its just funny ^^;) DO NOT USE IT IN A REPORT. Dont report crap games just because. You rush all of your reports, and you don't spend enough time on the pictures. /rant
#7 TIME is not on YOUR SIDE[139411]
cache-mtc-ab09.proxy.aol.com
THis SucKed
#8 Smeagol[139412]
weld-ext.nt.tas.gov.au
More effort
u deserved a 4
try again
and dont fucking stretch the pitures it looks shit.


#9 jcr2001[139421]
cache163.156ce.scvmaxonline.com.sg
make all the pics JPEGs
#10 2Cautious[139423]
adsl-68-72-81-216.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net
Yah. Pix not so great. You apparently know that you need a longer/better game, which is true. Also need more detail in your writing. Bleh.
#11 Ender[139426]
128.226.160.126
i don't think this deserved a 4 but whatever.. try harder.. reports are not suppose to be used as bragging rights.
#12 [139427]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3756635.sympatico.ca
here is the rating of that %$£$ing report:

-5.0

#13 Giga[139439]
ch36.beograd-3.tehnicom.net
Hah... another shitty report... (not that I write better mind you)...

Anyway:

2.5



#14 TM[139448]
65.120.150.5
amazing crappy pics! yay! Im driking coffee! hehehehe!!!
#15 Bunny[139453]
cpe-66-87-4-245.ut.sprintbbd.net
You got better than me, so it must me good :)
#16 Sabotage[139460]
pool-68-161-64-46.ny325.east.verizon.net
What smeagol said kinda.
#17 Slotham[139473]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
Try and edit your pics a little and owrk your text around the pics, read the guides on the site before your next report. Format has a lot to do with the ease of reading.

Try not to write like your talking to a friend; "Like it wasn't really an attack, then ownedzored him with like mass carriers. LOL!! Then I saw an attachment to his starport, and killed it....".

Try something along the lines of; "I quickly quashed his probing attack and continued onto his main with by 12 strong carrier battlegroup. After destroying his outlying buildings I discovered that the main threat to my attacking force would be goliaths and wraiths, especially if the wriaths were cloaked. I soon discovered that LurkerBurger7 had yet to research cloak and immediatly enforced that he wouldn't by destroying......".

Also, try and report a game that you observe and not play because it tends to go along the lines of I did this then I did that then he attacked me, doesn't make for a good report.





#18 Smeagol[139476]
cascade-ext.nt.tas.gov.au
how many reports does it take to inforce it into ur skull
listen to other people as they know how to do it properly
unlike u



#19 Slotham[139478]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
I should really read my posts before I add the comment...
#20 Zeal[139493]
cache-mtc-ab09.proxy.aol.com
Stop spamming reports. You get like 1 in everyday. How bout getting a great game and you take 1 week to write it?
#21 [139502]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
#5 LurkerBurger7 wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------------
psst...im writing a report on a 1v1 LT him and me and I "owned" badly.
-------------------------------------------------------------

Please don't. Write reports on games that people want to read about.

-CHJ
#22 LurkerBurger7[139510]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
hey jeb, are u saying that if i submit it, you wouldn't rate it?
#23 [139520]
mu-197049.dhcp.missouri.edu
I'll still rate it, you probably wouldn't be happy with the rating, however.

-CHJ
#24 LurkerBurgerSucks[139553]
user74x129.alhambra.k12.ca.us
Nevermind. The-Nut and Lurkerburger7 BOTH SUCKS. If you can't write don't write at all. It's horrible to even look at. The missized pictures and horrible gay writing. YOU BOTH SUCK get it over with stop arguing, YOU BOTH SUCK. Don't even report anymore, bunch of faggots.
#25 the-nut[139662]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
see my wc3 report
#26 NotJim[139683]
144.139.221.1
WAIT. LIKE ME.
#27 Chris[139998]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
This was ass.

1. Pictures stretched. Not good.
2. No effort.
3. Bad game.

3.0
#28 The Wise One[140382]
170.211.33.155
4 does it justice. Why not expand your style and write something besides you and your brother owning each other.
#29 [142233]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
f
#30 Sabotage[144342]
pool-68-161-53-191.ny325.east.verizon.net
jesus christ, besides your first one, this was your worst.



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