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#1 IcE-Inforcer[142448]
nrba2-8.onlink.net
Alright. Took me long enough.. fecking HTML is idiot-proof.
#2 Jaood[142449]
AC842B83.ipt.aol.com
music cut out before flash was over, i was all hyped and then just silence...
#3 choboPeon[142459]
ool-182faa3c.dyn.optonline.net
good. It reminded me of Breeze reports, which is good.

Breeze = god. Anyone who hasn't read his "For Aiur" report needs to go now =p

#4 RubiksCube[142460]
pD9E33A4C.dip.t-dialin.net
Nicely done, but the Song in the Flash is called "Heirate mich" not "Herate mich", meaning "Marry me" in German.

Anyways as for the report I liked it but you stole my idea of taking your pic as signature at the end :(

J/K

7.5? Sounds good in my book





#5 LurkerBurger7[142463]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
music got cut or something...but no big deal
weird picture at the end
cool lighting

7.75



#6 [142467]
p416-095.ppp.get2net.dk
SILENCE.
Fading is good.

Anyway, report was alrighty, some of the writing was a bit lacking and could have definetly benifitted from some reading out loud.

Like some of it sound more of a verbal kind of english, than something more writing like. Tell me if I make any sense at all.

Anyway, I gave it an 8 because of some okayish pics and a good effort. Very close to a 7.






#7 [142468]
p416-095.ppp.get2net.dk
Heirate mich. Jesus cube :o

And btw, that pic in the end looked.... weird.

#8 Asmodues[142469]
208.31.47.29
Wahoo! #7! anyway, just read report, thought it was a cool flash. THANK YOU for posting a report! its been dead around here.
#9 Asmodues[142470]
208.31.47.29
rats! stupid rater posted right b4 i finished

#10 LameJoker[142471]
pool-141-149-16-176.alb.east.verizon.net
pwnage pics

pwnage Alt-text

great job



#11 [142474]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
Oh yes, this deserves an 8.

The only thing i dont like is the music ending when the video wasnt over. But i like the lighting in the flash and in the pictures.

Gj (Much better than my reports. :'()



#12 IcE-Inforcer[142478]
nrba100-67.onlink.net
Allllllright.

I don't know why the Flash isn't syncronized. On my computer it was.. and it's a P1200 with a 1/2Gig of RAM, hrm. As for the pic in the end, I just turned a picture of myself into a Zombie.

And how the hell do you do fade music? I tried.. but to no avail. Also, I wrote Herate Mich instead of Heirate Mich. The german gods are gonna curse me for that. Seriously tho, you should ALL go download every Rammstein song.

Next report: -Sync Flash
-Non-exagerated pics =D
-Longer game
-Spell check with a dixshonery.


~IcE~
#13 goldrush945[142479]
wnpgmb01dc2-res-29-144.mts.net
You know that it's been a long time since the last good report when the 7th person is a rater who happens to actually read the thing. =P Good job, though, Inforcer.
#14 goldrush945[142480]
wnpgmb01dc2-res-29-144.mts.net
God, I can't even read numbers. Make that 6th
#15 RubiksCube[142482]
pD9E33B74.dip.t-dialin.net
Are you German, Ice?

If not, I dont understand how anyone would download Rammstein if not for the lyrics.

Compared to the depth of the lyrics the music sucks ass.

Not saying it sucks compared to a lot of other music, it just doesnt give credit to the text.
#16 striz[142485]
CPE000476b83a92-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
wtf cube. I think we all wanted to hear that one =p

sexy report, I loved the images. you didn't have any unnecessary ones, and they told the ""story"" quite well. very nice, sir.

8
#17 Bullet? What Bullet?[142486]
redback-44.shoreham.net
Hey man nice report! You could definately do with a spellchecker next time though :D

nice pictures, and nice lightning!! ^^

-Blam
#18 Triped[142487]
cf2.utc.com
RubiksCube-

"Let me see you stripped,
Let me see you stripped,
Let me hear you make decisions,
Without your television,
Let me hear you speaking just for me."

Yes, Rammstein is a paragon of depth.
#19 Chris[142488]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
Its good for all of the reasons. Beautiful background, text, great flash movie.

I would say 9.5. I really would

But that picture at the end gives you 9.0.
#20 iLohcin[142490]
ip68-108-139-75.lv.lv.cox.net
Sorry, I give it an 8 - 8.5
(>0_o)>
#21 IcE-Inforcer[142491]
nrba3-3.onlink.net
Rubiks;

I'm not german, but I would love to be =D.
No actually I just like the German culture, language etc. And who says the music sucks??? They have a pile of good songs. If you look at Du Hast, Asches zu Asches, Sonne, Zwitter, Der Meister, Spieluhr, Mein Herz Brennt, Laichzeit Live.. u name it. They're all awesome. And i have no idea what they're saying in most songs rofl.

And the reason my spelling sucks is my french background =... all the cultures.
#22 [142492]
p407-059.ppp.get2net.dk
Eh, Rammstein... Deep?

Argh. Anyway rammstein is pretty well-known, not just in germany. And lyrics doesn't matter, people have been singing along to songs for years without ever listening to the text even if its their native language.
#23 RubiksCube[142493]
p5081932B.dip.t-dialin.net
You got me wrong there.

I didnt want to say the music sucked, it just doesnt work up to the depth of the text. Don't know if I'm expressing myself right, cuz I'm German.

Anyways if you want to, I'll translate any of Rammstein's lyrics for you ;)

You prolly dont even know what they are named after, no offense ;D
#24 Triped[142495]
dsc04-chc-il-1-62.rasserver.net
battering ram, right? And since Rammstein's lyrics are pretty mundane, I'll assume you're either stupid, or the subtleties are lost in the translation.
#25 RubiksCube[142496]
pD958BA1F.dip.t-dialin.net
The name 'Rammstein' originates from an incident which happened a few years ago.

An airplane show took place in a nice little place called 'Rammstein'. An awful accident made 1 (or 2?) planes crash into the crowd. A couple of people burned.

So the band, being the drug abusing sickos they are, called themselves after that place.

#26 IcE-Inforcer[142497]
gateway.franco-nord.edu.on.ca
One plane =)
#27 Triped[142498]
cf2.utc.com
so noted
#28 [142516]
12-222-57-81.client.insightBB.com
I gave this a 10 so that it would average out to a nine so that Jaood has to pay this dude 10 bucks...
#29 -zX-Ravage-[142518]
12-229-224-87.client.attbi.com
haha manner :o
#30 scn[142519]
c-66-41-23-105.mn.client2.attbi.com
haha too bad this guy doesnt post in nh =[ i was like wtf how did this get a 10 till i read comments ;)
#31 Sere[142522]
nc2.akl.tranzpeer.net
ouch @ dref, was just coming in here to gripe at this getting a 10 =p
#32 IcE-Inforcer[142531]
27.PPP.NBY1.ENOREO.ON.CA
Uhh what's with all the 8-9-10-7-6 ratings? And what's up with the replay ratings?
#33 Triped[142532]
cf2.utc.com
Well,

You don't get any money. Loser.
#34 Redemption6[142587]
65-78-29-178.c3-0.lex-ubr3.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com
Dude, i dont think raters should screw around w/ratings, kinda makes the reporter feel a little bad, having something that they worked hard on just scribbled on for the purposes of a bet. Anyways the report was cool, some pictures were lacking information, and you didnt describe the final scene at all, but besides that it was fine. I think 8 is fair.
#35 casper...[142644]
CPE0010b50f508e-CM00e06f16610c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
this is good except for the picture of you.
#36 VanillaBryce[142645]
AC8C892F.ipt.aol.com
That caption about Charles' mom thinking he was gay pwnd.

I was like o.0

then I was like 0.o

And then still I was like, Hmm.. maybe I should try that?
#37 IBashar[142748]
coyotte-e.insat.com
The Alt-Text was amazing.
I've not read the report yet, the first alt-text was so good I went to read the others then came here to congratulate you.
#38 IBashar[142749]
coyotte-e.insat.com
Hmm ... The last pic ... red eyes ... joint smoker ...
#39 [142778]
246-235.netfront.net
This is a good report for a new writer.

Good detailed description for each battle although a Mark4's style of action description would make this even better. You've got the potential.

8 if there were less than 5 votes already.
#40 el_sux0r[143645]
pg2nt13.wam.umd.edu
Dref weighs in with style.
#41 BigLizz (Nobody yet)[147169]
204.245.191.119
I loved this BR. The alt-text was hilarious. Everybody ought to turn their BRs into reality shows. The Flash was sweet, too. First time I've seen one in a BR. What was up with the America-bashing, though? NEway, this BR rocked. 9.0 (not a 10, cuz of the America bashing)



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