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#1 [142558]
p433-014.ppp.get2net.dk
Enjoy.

Now I think that will do as far as War3 vanilla goes ;)
So, tft next... or maybe sc? Or maybe Vice City?

"then i ran over a hooker"
"my car ran much better afterwards, i think it was happy"
Original Epoch Quote ;p






#2 Some_God[142559]
ool-18b8c59f.dyn.optonline.net
1st THANX TEH GODZ
#3 BlueRibbon[142561]
65.167.44.232
omfg i had first even before ling and my pc crashed when i clicked ok thats bullshit :D
#4 MrBigStuff[142562]
66.188.22.47.bay.mi.chartermi.net
Yeah right BlueRibbon :-P
Oh yeah, awesome report as usual, it was pretty tense until the NE got his expansion up and running, and from then on I thought it was pretty obvious that he was gonna win.
#5 Iflameevery1[142563]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
yo ling your getting TFT right??

so can we expect TFT reports as of the 1st??

#6 scn[142565]
c-66-41-23-105.mn.client2.attbi.com
#6 LOL I OWN@!!@
#7 sabotage[142566]
user-2ivec4o.dialup.mindspring.com
single digit history is made!
#8 willwinforfood[142567]
ool-18b817a1.dyn.optonline.net
i wont lie. i just looked at the pics. they were pretty. ;>
#9 PhantomM[142568]
CPE0003472eb00b-CM014390134337.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
that was good.....but only TFT for awhile or at least until it gets boring...
#10 I_am_Nitros[142569]
h64-141-27-37.sunwave.net
Ho ho, first dual digit.

#10!

#11 I_am_Nitros[142570]
h64-141-27-37.sunwave.net
Now to read =/
#12 I_am_Nitros[142571]
h64-141-27-37.sunwave.net
Report: 9.5
Undead losing: -2

7.5 gold


#13 [142572]
p433-014.ppp.get2net.dk
Expect TFT reports as of the 1st? You people and your demands ;)

Seriously tho, of course ill go tft :o

#14 malygos[142573]
pm739-00.dialip.mich.net
woot~woot yah
#15 LuckyNewbie:P[142574]
dialup-67.31.181.142.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
On the minimap you labeled MKThePhotonman as blue (he was pink) and FearFact as purple (he was blue). This was confusing when you were talking about someones hero running to the eastern natural.

There was also some stuff left out. I saw a message saying someones level 4 hero died but you didn't say a word of it in the report. Oh well.

The game was nice, even if it consisted of the poor undead getting mopped in ever single encounter. At least it wasn't spam under a ZerG~LinG name



#16 I_am_Nitros[142575]
h64-141-27-37.sunwave.net
Can't we have a zergling report with undead actually winning? Just once? =(
#17 mick[142576]
1Cust169.tnt12.bne1.da.uu.net
;o
#18 [142577]
adsl-65-71-169-48.dsl.tpkaks.swbell.net
Excellent work as always. 10 and front page my furry little rater.
#19 LurkerBurger7[142578]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
a little high i supose :/

but nice job z~l





#20 Some_God[142579]
ool-18b8c59f.dyn.optonline.net
GJ Ling... now you will make me work extra hard on my next report. You watch... tommorow... its judgement day.

Cheers,
~SG~


#21 Convider[142581]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660362.sympatico.ca
godly as always ling!
i wouldn't really give this a ten tho...
#22 TIMEwillneverDIE[142582]
24-56-215-056.mdmmi.voyager.net
I agree with LuckyNewbie. Ling is over rated.
#23 LuckyNewbie:P[142583]
dialup-67.31.146.135.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
i didn't say that :[

only three things go into my mouth, and words aren't one of them
#24 Smeagol[142584]
107.c.002.hob.iprimus.net.au
holy fuck 10
zerg~ling there would'nt of been any bribing would they :D
just as i thought this site was falling apart along comes ling
oh yeah #25 owned
#25 Smeagol[142585]
107.c.002.hob.iprimus.net.au
it obvious now isnt it, zerg~ling the new CB~
#26 _Insanitarium_[142586]
cache-ntc-aa02.proxy.aol.com
This report ruled, It was an obvious 10.
Just look at all the other crap that's been coming out!
It had well-put together pictures and good text.
A typical great Ling Post! BAH YOU ALL SUCK!!!!

Insan
#27 Redemption6[142588]
65-78-29-178.c3-0.lex-ubr3.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com
Great job, its great to see how much you've improved since i first starting come here, like maybe 2 years ago? 3 years ago? Anyways really good report, good detailed description, and awesome pics. 9-10 easy.
#28 Slotham[142590]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
Great! Now I'm going to have to wait a couple of days so that my report doesn't seem so crap compared to yours!

GJ
#29 [142591]
nowra1-atm.nsw-remote.bigpond.net.au
Wow, GW.

I am surprised.. FearFact is an extremely good player

I am also surprised that you don't often see Banshees in action.. they pretty much force them to stop making tier 3 o_O
#30 I_am_Nitros[142592]
h64-141-27-37.sunwave.net
Zergling is Cattlebruiser's son didn't you know?

#31 Smeagol[142593]
047.c.002.hob.iprimus.net.au
zerg~ling u cant hide the truth ur cb~'s and yrm's love child!
the truth is out
#32 endersshadow[142594]
ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net
haha let's all begin with the highly original 'son of CB' jokes!!

-.-;

Great report Ling; I don't know if this really deserves a ten (maybe like a 9.5 :P) but I do appreciate how you choose the pictures to include in the report (read: awesome pic of carrion swarm going up the hill to the kotg).
#33 Some_God[142595]
ool-18b8c59f.dyn.optonline.net
Ah Slotham... you have your report? I'm gonna wait until you post you "perfect" report and then I'm going to post mine...

Cheers,
~SG~
#34 PhantomM[142596]
CPE0003472eb00b-CM014390134337.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
I hope this gets more

10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 ......
#35 Slotham[142597]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
Some_God, not only is my report finished, not only is it 'perfect' but it will take you longer to read my report than it took for you to write yours!

Muahahahahahaha!!
#36 Slotham[142598]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
Muahahaha........haha........hahahahahhahahhaah.......hehe
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#37 Some_God[142599]
ool-18b8c59f.dyn.optonline.net
So post it now plz
#38 Slotham[142600]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
no
#39 Some_God[142601]
ool-18b8c59f.dyn.optonline.net
why not?
#40 Slotham[142602]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
Oh yeah, btw Ling. Don't post first!

FW:FW:FW
Original Message: Psyonic_Reaver
Number 25 comment: Dont comment first? Go tell that to Zerg~Ling please. =/
#41 Slotham[142603]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
cause, it's being proofreaderedededddd
#42 [142605]
p422-106.ppp.get2net.dk
Holy shit a ten ;O
Thanks, heh.
Oh yeah endersshadow, I really liked that pic a lot too. It was a totally lucky shot, I paused because a battle began and I wasn't ready to take pics, then I go there and I see the swarm rolling up the hill. Good stuff, that one.

Now come on you guys, get to posting! :D
#43 GreenRay[142606]
evrtwa1-ar13-4-62-064-066.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
question...see I'm going to make a report, well it's not a real report, i'm going to say Mods, delete after two weeks in it, so it won't be up after that, so chill about me spamming, i'm trying to get attention because i'm making a new map and well basically i'm just looking for answer to how to get a map to be a progaming map, like how did The Bifrost and Gaema Gowon and maps like that get to be Pro Gaming maps? so what should/can i do to put my map in that direction?
#44 GreenRay[142607]
evrtwa1-ar13-4-62-064-066.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
ok, so this is what i figured i needed some help with...html...can someone give me the wait a sec, i need a host huh? well ok, i have the map on this computer here, but i need a host and some html linkage so that when i make the report, i can use your great html linkage and your server hosting my map to let people dl my map and a replay, the replay so they can look at the map and the map so they can play on it(it's protected from staredit) whoever does this for me i'll be grateful for and hey, you'll have a copy of a cool map too that you can play on to your heart's content, i'll even put you in the credits when i make version 1.0(right now it's 0.7) well i'll say bye now and check back later
#45 Slotham[142608]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
Let's be random, YEAH! LET'S DO THAT!! YAY!
#46 GreenRay[142609]
evrtwa1-ar13-4-62-064-066.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
oh right, sorry, also, yes it is a Starcraft map and it is Ash tilesetand blah blah gimme the html and and host and stuff and then everyone can look at it when i make the report ok? heh heh heh
#47 GreenRay[142610]
evrtwa1-ar13-4-62-064-066.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
btw nice cover Zergling, yeah i'll read the report later cuz i'm kinda busy right now, but thanks again for the great report(thanks in advance)
#48 Slotham[142612]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
Some_God, you are still going to wait till mine is finished. You aren't to post before my perfect report is posted. You got that? HUH!?
#49 Some_God[142613]
ool-18b8c59f.dyn.optonline.net
Mine is not even finished. I havent even completed the writing. Once I see how you report does I will judge if i have to make any changes... example if you report does exceptionally well I might have to, well, I'm not telling you. On the other hand, you are a new battle reporter. You have no experience. Also your HTML skills might not be good and also your writing style might not be understandable. One more thing Slotham... I have a new style of writing for my next report... Yes I will wait for you to post your report.

Cheers,
~SG~
#50 Slotham[142614]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
Hmmmm, I have no problems with HTML. I can make a chick stripe with HTML. Writing style might be a problem though.

Does a report that includes mostly words such as 'like', '1337', 'GOSU', 'haxx0r' and 'Gay' sound like a good writing style? If not then I'm in dire need of help, professional help! But as if I'm like going to ever like need 1337 counselling. I'm so GOSU and 1337 and I haxx0r real good and my report will roxx0rz your's cause your just gay....

Anyways, I need sleep. Night.

Sloth
#51 Slotham[142615]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
Crap, I can make a chick STRIP, but I guess I could also make her stripe......now there's a thought!
#52 Alacrity[142616]
cache-da02.proxy.aol.com
great report, but maybe mention the levels of the heros a bit more often?
#53 endersshadow[142617]
ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net
I'm sure Ling appreciates your spamming Slotham ^^
#54 Slotham[142618]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
Probably not. But I'm tired, and I've got an exam today. And I haven't studied because I've been writing a damn Generals report. BTW, read your e-mail endersshadow.
#55 Some_God[142619]
ool-18b8c59f.dyn.optonline.net
There is also the issue of pics ... but i need to let you sleep...

Cheers,
~SG~
#56 Slotham[142622]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
Oh, thanks....
#57 Some_God[142623]
ool-18b8c59f.dyn.optonline.net
BTW can you tell me how big your report will be ... in pages... just a sneak peak.
#58 Slotham[142624]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
If you send me your e-mail I'll give you the whole fricken thing. I'm not allowed to go to sleep either. I'm searching the campus for other fellows just like me that have failed to study for this Physics exam. We'll pool together our resources and sketchy knowledge of sleep filled lectures in a vain attempt to pass the course.
#59 Some_God[142625]
ool-18b8c59f.dyn.optonline.net
Imsome_god@hotmail.com
#60 Some_God[142626]
ool-18b8c59f.dyn.optonline.net
Jesus Christ... OMFG... Oh well whatever I will just post my shit after you post yours... I dont care anymore. I sux... my next report will be my last one.

Cheers,
~SG~
#61 endersshadow[142628]
ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net
hmm seems like my post wasn't posted -.-

I apologize about not viewing the email you sent me slotham, I don't use qacpilot as my real name, and forgot to check my mail. I'll get you a response as soon as possible.
#62 GreenRay[142629]
evrtwa1-ar13-4-62-064-066.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
interesting enough for you to host it and gimme the html linkage?(#57)
#63 I_am_Nitros[142630]
h64-141-27-37.sunwave.net
yeah, no matter what you do, assholes like Zergling will post better reports =/
#64 GreenRay[142634]
evrtwa1-ar13-4-62-064-066.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
well i'm going to ask the same thing in the other new gold report comment sections until someone hosts and linkages me up :) so if you html hoster seeing this don't like that idea, better think of something or get ready for it/used to it. :) you know i love you all
#65 sabotage[142635]
pool-68-161-117-94.ny325.east.verizon.net
10! wow.
#66 BoX[142637]
adsl-80-8-190.mia.bellsouth.net
Neh. See, the quality of your reports hasn't actually changed at all in the last few months.

It's still great, but since it's unparalleled by anyone else, it's the setting standard for a 10.
#67 EAT-AT-JOES[142638]
12-210-218-18.client.attbi.com
great report. nice pretty pictures.

btw could you do another sc report? please?

(dont take offense at the nobody, hes not trying to do anything wrong)
#68 EAT-AT-JOES[142639]
12-210-218-18.client.attbi.com
the nobody being me, of course.
#69 TIMEwillneverDIE[142640]
24-56-215-056.mdmmi.voyager.net
This site has gone down hill if it gives Zergling a ten.
#70 Casper...[142641]
CPE0010b50f508e-CM00e06f16610c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
zoz
http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geocities.com%2Fwc1121%2FInitiative%2Fstart.htm&doctype=XHTML+1.1&charset=utf-8+%28Unicode%2C+worldwide%29
#71 Minatour[142646]
kenn-dial-1-109.amerion.net
Omg dats a good Report lol nice.. do u upload the br's at the report center? and aslo very nice report and what um things do u use to make um? i made one and it and its not uploading :(

but very nice report im a big battle report fan of yours YAYAYy
#72 minatour[142647]
kenn-dial-1-109.amerion.net
hey some_god i will play u in genrals lol and i will...probablly lose but i want to c how good u are and im trying to get a battle report on genrals,starcraft,empire earth(i have but i dont no how to post) and warcraft3:TFT. :)
#73 Minatour[142648]
kenn-dial-1-109.amerion.net
o. and sry about that time i tryed to post ur stuff some_god sry lol :) i was trying html but i dont understand it :).
#74 LuckyNewbie:P[142654]
dialup-67.31.139.200.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
ZerG~LinG, respond to your comments, that way it looks like you got more.
#75 Sere[142657]
nc2.akl.tranzpeer.net
Thing is, there was no major turnaround here, but rather shameless gayness ousting a good player. Whoulda been a more interesting read if the UD had managed to break the NE's stranglehold, even if it was only a tempororay victory.

What ever happened to only BRing the things that where BR-worthy?

btw when i saw the 'money-shot', I thought it was a rude comment about the kotg =[
#76 [142671]
p433-004.ppp.get2net.dk
Hooray for webstandards eh casper?

And for those of you who didn't think it was a ten... well bleh. I prolly wouldnt have given it that myself O_o
#77 minatour[142674]
kenn-dial-1-3.amerion.net
hi everyone i made a battle report and i need to upload and it and im confused can someone please make a guid </font red> to uploading.. dangit it didnt works
#78 [142677]
p433-004.ppp.get2net.dk
MINATOUR!
THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY.

More people seem to have problems with uploading, so heres a guide for you, wrote by Dialtone a while back, but obviously still useful as a paper towel on a lonely night.

http://members.lycos.co.uk/orcdork/guides/uploading_at_brcom/uploading.html

Copy link and paste in adress. Enjoy.
#79 LuckyNewbie:P[142679]
dialup-67.31.139.154.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
Who needs a guide to use the upload manager. Seriously,
#80 endersshadow[142680]
ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net
people who get bad referrer messages, such as myself -.-
#81 Sabotage[142682]
pool-68-161-117-94.ny325.east.verizon.net
a 10 because of teh low reports eh? -_- good one
#82 Pr0be[142683]
dpc6682009016.direcpc.com
Almost no info on heroes! Ling, you can do better! Not a single hero status bar, no minimap updates, average quality game, this gets an 8.57892738 from Pr0be.
If this gets a ten my latest report deserved an 8.5 at the very least. :(
#83 hidden[142699]
128.222-200-80.adsl.skynet.be
i hate to say it but i think pr0be is a lil right on this one :o
#84 LuckyNewbie:P[142702]
dialup-67.31.146.162.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
you are wrong
#85 [142704]
p425-056.ppp.get2net.dk
LN, apparently some people do. I can't remember how many asked questions about it.
Oh yeah LN get on tft -.-

About heroes... I've said it earlier and I haven't changed my opinion about this. Status updates are boring as hell. Oh so the hero is level 4? Oh goodie! What the fuck do I care.

What's interesting (imo) is the overall flow of the game, the battles, the tactics, etc.
#86 Some_God[142705]
ool-18b8c59f.dyn.optonline.net
Its sad to say but I dont know what imo means... T.T =D

Cheers,
~SG~
#87 Some_God[142706]
ool-18b8c59f.dyn.optonline.net
Nevermind ... I found out from slotham it means In My Opinion ...

Cheers,
~SG~
#88 kuzoo2[142723]
c-66-176-101-144.se.client2.attbi.com
# 91 !!!
#89 Random poster[142745]
213.161.167.210
Excellent report! One of the best I've read from you yet - just the right lenght, nice graphics, lovable text/background choice, the works. You could've thrown in a tad more humour though, but that's just picking. :)
#90 GreenRay[142756]
evrtwa1-ar13-4-62-064-066.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
actually, i take back what i said, that would be bad mannered, i think i know some other people who might be able to help me
#91 GreenRay[142769]
evrtwa1-ar13-4-62-064-066.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
Read it. Nice.
#92 KingClueless[142779]
dnbr-sh4-port218.snet.net
ok i dunno if u gety this far but heres what i got
nice report, but i guess weve come to expect that from a ling report, u gotta start to top urself (music :p)
about the comments, u got like 96 comments coming from like 7 people (some people just wont shut up :O)
ps- how u come u neva on nemore? quit that job and come at w/ me and eldritch! ;)
#93 IBashar[142781]
coyotte-e.insat.com
#95 : I totally understand. I've tried it once ... and stopped very quickly.
#94 LuckyNewbie:P[142784]
dialup-67.31.182.5.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
I claim
(continued)
#95 LuckyNewbie:P[142785]
dialup-67.31.182.5.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
100th comment
(damn char limit)
#96 Smeagol[142795]
089.a.002.hob.iprimus.net.au
yay 101
someone should give this an 8 to balance this out to a 9 because thats what it really deseves
no offence zerg~ling but this insnt ur best and it deserves a 9 not a 10
gj thou cant wait for ur FT reports
#97 Minatour[142822]
kenn-dial-1-186.amerion.net
YAY 102

SomeOne should give this an 11 to balance this out to a 15 because thats wath it really deseves(lol)
no offence zerg~ling but this insnt ur best and it deserves a 25 not a 13 gj tho cant wait for ur FT reports
#98 Slotham[142828]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
eh? Have I missed anything? 11,15,25,13.....these are all above 10 right?
#99 GreenRay[142833]
evrtwa1-ar13-4-62-064-066.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
aww crap, guess what? i found a host and i posted a br about my map and they deleted it! oh well...guess Zerg~Ling's comments section and the replay area will have to do... :/
#100 GreenRay[142834]
evrtwa1-ar13-4-62-064-066.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
ohh...yeah i'm probably gonna get all my comments deleted too lol at this rate...anyway i guess maybe they deleted it simply because the download link didn't work, i just tested it...apparently my host didn't make sure it worked or maybe it my computer? i haven't a clue...so i didn't post anything in the replay aread because i realized that was a bad idea...grrrr...why does everything have to be done the hard way? oh well...
#101 BOBBY357[142861]
cache-ra02.proxy.aol.com
Damn, very nice game! I guess high level WC3 play is actually interesting and exciting :p.

Great game, great pics, great strategies used= solid 10.
#102 LuckyNewbie:P[142871]
12-252-245-232.client.attbi.com
Testing out my new ip... (CABLE!)
#103 gjrdsgds[142876]
seltek12.lnk.telstra.net
wtf happened to dagomar? ive been away too long ... gjrdsgds isnt my real name
#104 minatour[142891]
kenn-dial-1-200.amerion.net
#103 slathoemae 11,15,2,162,525,324, are missing because cheese isn't a factor in this report..and marshmellows are good with sticks on a camp fire smoking flies in a bundle with cake and everything else..now do u get it..if u don't makke nother comment k slathoemae. is dat how u speel ur name?
#105 Asmodues[142915]
roc-24-95-198-30.rochester.rr.com
Heya Ling, your #26 was the first BR I ever read. Thanks for the inspiration, I'm starting work on my own BR
#106 livingexception[142917]
pcp03797940pcs.wilmsc01.tn.comcast.net
"...still as useful as a paper towl on a lonely night."

How many different ways can you interperet that line?

le
#107 [143646]
ncfmcc2.ford.com
nice report. 9 in my book
#108 livingexception[143647]
pcp03797940pcs.wilmsc01.tn.comcast.net
BTW, in case you didn't already know, this report puts you over YRM in rookmark points. Just FYI.

le



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