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-Smoked Pork, on YRM's WW3FFA reports.




#1 Slotham[144327]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
yay...
#2 EldritchEvil[144328]
nr11-216-196-208-207.fuse.net
As an amateur Photoshop user (beware: stupid question)

HOW DOES ONE DO BORDERS. HALP.

#3 Slotham[144330]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
OMFG, where do I start? I don't think I'll bother...

Sabotage, read your report again then flame yourself. It'll save me from pointing out the obvious.

#4 Sabotage[144331]
pool-68-161-53-191.ny325.east.verizon.net
eldritch use the blur tool over the border.
Explain slotham.
#5 EldritchEvil[144335]
nr11-216-196-208-207.fuse.net
OK, I'm assuming you don't mean the Blur filter...

What version of Photoshop do you have? I have 7.0 and cannot find this "blur tool" for the life of me.

#6 I_am_Nitros[144344]
h64-141-24-13.sunwave.net
I can't believe how much better you're getting sab. But I still hate the annoying little 'I'm a nuke' drawings ;[
#7 Sabotage[144350]
pool-68-161-53-191.ny325.east.verizon.net
LoL, sorry IAN, i couldn't resist. thanks for the positive feedback.

Alright eldritch, i have photoshop 7 also. here are teh steps!
1: Open photoshop, open document
2: Find the toolbar
3: Click water drop button (blur tool)
4: put on image and the image will blur
Hmm, it would be fun to make a guide.






#8 EldritchEvil[144352]
nr11-216-196-208-207.fuse.net
Thanks. Me = teh ideit.
#9 The-Nut[144354]
ool-18be5186.dyn.optonline.net
uhh not as good as i thought it would be
#10 The-Nut[144357]
ool-18be5186.dyn.optonline.net
hahahaha mac photoshop is so strange
#11 LurkerBurger7[144359]
ool-18be5186.dyn.optonline.net
Well, I kinda agree with nut. Not as good as i expected. And that quote...come on...I was just kidding...dont embarrass me like that =/ Another thing, your writing was not that great throughout the report

not actual quote: "started building the average terran build."

Good points: Graphics were pretty good, the flash pwned, the 'ima ____' reign continues!

overall:7.0-7.5







#12 Sabotage[144360]
pool-68-161-53-191.ny325.east.verizon.net
I can only do a report so good. If you thought the writing was so bad, you should have seen the other version. that was horrible.
started building the average terran build isn't so bad what do you mean?
#13 Sabotage[144361]
pool-68-161-53-191.ny325.east.verizon.net
eldrich on your screen, its below the eraser!
#14 Sabotage[144362]
pool-68-161-53-191.ny325.east.verizon.net
Not to be a comment whore, but this I say:
its Ridiculously hard to report a 7 FFA.
#15 EldritchEvil[144363]
nr11-216-196-208-207.fuse.net
Sabo, I hate to tell you... But that's labled as the Sharpen Tool.
#16 Sabotage[144366]
pool-68-161-53-191.ny325.east.verizon.net
hmm, if you left click it for a while, a believe a new window will pop up?
#17 Sabotage[144370]
pool-68-161-53-191.ny325.east.verizon.net
Note to commenters: I edited the text and made it better, so don't be surprised that its different.
#18 Smeagol[144372]
cascade-ext.nt.tas.gov.au
a nice read and well done reporting on an action packed 7 player FFA
ur writing is miles ahead of the nut which is why u have been getting mostly gold for the last 3 or so months
8 i reckon thou maybe 7 if Z~l is feeling mean :)

#19 Smeagol[144374]
dorset.nt.tas.gov.au
oh and btw ur bending of the minimap was pointless and just makes it harder to see whats going on
hmm maybe that will drag u down to a 7...
#20 IcE-Inforcer[144375]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3905425.sympatico.ca
Hmm... fade-out border eh? Here we go, I'll give an easy-to-follow idiot-proof walkthrough:
1-Don't listen to Sabotage.
2-Select the layer you want to put the border on;
3-In the menu go Layer>Layer Style>Inner glow
4-A window will pop up.
5-Set blend to normal for now, you can tinker with this to achieve other effects.
6-Play around with color, size and choke to obtain the desired effect.
7-Move the mouse cursor over ok, and left click once. If you don't know which is left, ask you mom.
8-There u go =D

-IcE-

#21 Sabotage[144376]
pool-68-161-53-191.ny325.east.verizon.net
No! minimap bending is cool! uh, its cool right?
#22 lurker716[144377]
pcp04439209pcs.verona01.nj.comcast.net
u did the bending on almost every pic! excessive. now tell me how to do it =]

btw eldritch, if you right-click on the sharpen tool, it brings up a pop-up menu where u can select the blur tool. they're contained in the same button, much like the gradient and paint bucket tools.
#23 Sabotage[144378]
pool-68-161-53-191.ny325.east.verizon.net
See? i was right!
#24 Timid[144382]
adsl-66-126-1-217.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
This was the only report you have done I enjoyed.

Good job.

7.7
#25 mick[144385]
1Cust62.tnt13.bne1.da.uu.net
jimmy noooooooo
#26 LameJoker[144388]
pool-129-44-11-6.alb.east.verizon.net
nice, I thought the little hand-drawn ppl were funny in a retarded kinda way... =)
#27 Sabotage[144389]
pool-68-161-53-191.ny325.east.verizon.net
#25, only one ;) wow.
#28 Triped[144391]
cf2.utc.com
Well I just read this, and you aren't funny AT ALL.
#29 LameJoker[144399]
pool-129-44-9-57.alb.east.verizon.net
Well triped, I just read your comment, and you aren't intelligent AT ALL.
#30 Triped[144400]
cf2.utc.com
shut the fuck up, that was terrible

A worthwhile comment must be either informative or entertaining. Since I've dominated every jackass I've cared to in these comments sections, your "insult" obviously rings hollow; ergo, you must have been trying to be funny. It's too bad you forgot to have your punchline deviate from the expected, because it might have worked if it weren't such an old joke model.
#31 Sabotage[144401]
pool-68-161-53-191.ny325.east.verizon.net
no you stfu, and stop posting in this comments section
#32 All-FeAr[144402]
bkg921dxy52nl.bc.hsia.telus.net
nj man , but u didnt gimme time to proof it , heh , whatever looks good , easily gold . but why didnt u aniate all the nukes that was half the fun , or animate recall , whatever u have all the shit on the right track NJ
#33 Timid[144405]
adsl-64-166-211-150.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net
Yep only one.

:)
#34 Chris[144406]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
The usage of "pwned" gets redundant after a while.
#35 Smeagol[144408]
nile-ext.nt.tas.gov.au
NO pwned is still cool!
unlike bendy pics :O
i wish i still had photoshop then i could make a br
maybe i can steal a copy from the school....
#36 LameJoker[144410]
pool-129-44-17-235.alb.east.verizon.net
=o

Oops, I "forgot to have your punchline deviate from the expected, because it might have worked if it weren't such an old joke model," but Im afraid that has to be expected from me....check my tag ^^.

I never knew you were so smart triped =o.
#37 kidonfire[144412]
219.95.62.226
the flash was teh sexy... 9-10
#38 Iced.[144413]
221-211-58-66.gci.net
Oh my god...We played that like like 5months ago...and you're just now reproting it? lol..good times..good times...anyways, no im not icehawk, im Zyto. I play on west now, So if u wanna game just message me. Btw nice report. ^^
#39 Slotham[144414]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
LameJoker, how can you even begin an attempt to attack Triped and his intelligence when you yourself claim to be lame?

Also, Triped was saying it was "Too bad..." that your joke was linear and expected. It may not have been directed particularly at post number 27 in the comments section of report number 5683. I read it as a general disappointment in the lame posts that spam the comments sections of most reports. But even if it was meant solely for you then it's just sad that you have adopted and except this form of commenting, extremely sad...
#40 livingexception[144416]
pcp03797940pcs.wilmsc01.tn.comcast.net
I, for one, didn't think the skewing of the minimap pics was a bad idea if it just wasn't done so severely in spots. But one thing got to me...you seemed to insult the players an excessive amount. I must've missed the joke with Iced. ("Shit-head"?).

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#41 Iced.[144417]
221-211-58-66.gci.net
#41: If you never noticed throughout the report, My color was brown....and When you shit, thats brown also(I hope).....And i was raping everyone...Hence shithead..WOW! Arn't you glad we figured that out together using 3rd grader logic? GJ! now go back and stare at the corner.
#42 Smeagol[144419]
014.c.002.hob.iprimus.net.au
why da fuck hasnt this been rated?
just wondering :p
43 comments and still no rating... is that some sort of record?
#43 ZeaL[144423]
ACA264CA.ipt.aol.com
The only reason its at 43 is because of sabotage'15+ posts
-_-;;

Yes, i'll agree, this is the first nut/lurkerburger/sabotage report that i've actually enjoyed reading and wasn't a total pain in the writing section.

7.5-8, GJ
#44 Sabotage[144433]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
hey i was only trying to help teh eldrich... :(
#45 BlueRibbon[144443]
65.167.44.75
#36 Smeagol[144408]
i wish i still had photoshop then i could make a br
maybe i can steal a copy from the school....

Omfg. So should I....
#46 ZeaL[144446]
AC988461.ipt.aol.com
OK raters get ur lazy ass's over here and give sabotage his gold before he kills himself =P
#47 Sabotage[144447]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
:)
#48 el_sux0r[144451]
0-1pool104-224.nas52.philadelphia1.pa.us.da.qwest.net
Aw man, I really wanted to help you with the writing on this one. Oh well, such is life.
#49 Smeagol[144452]
222.a.001.hob.iprimus.net.au
lol who got the lags report has already been rated..
i guess they dont like u much sabo :p
#50 Sabotage[144455]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
;o I hope they leave a comment.
#51 Convider[144475]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3661083.sympatico.ca
holy fuck you still remember that game? That was played waaaay long ago.

Don't I get the "pummeled into submission without even being attacked" award?

I have no skill as terran, god damn random
#52 Sabotage[144480]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
rooflex. No convider, I just found the rep one day and was like "oh yeah I was supposed to report this" :)
#53 [144495]
Toronto-ppp272502.sympatico.ca
I don't understand the mentality of people who flame one of the few new reporters attempting to get better.

In any case, this was not bad. Try and ease off on the humour a bit, or modify it a tad. And the pictures ( esp ima nuker stuff ) could have been better. I'm going to say it deserves a 7.5 . . . so I'll give it an 8 for effort and someone else will probably slap down a 7. gw.
#54 The-Nut[144500]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
w00t brain gj man u got an 8!
#55 Sabotage[144503]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
Whoooo!! :) thanks dag
#56 LurkerBurger7[144520]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
nice
#57 Forcepowered[144521]
ip68-3-111-175.ph.ph.cox.net
Sick port. I was curios how you learned Flash, like from a class? a book? a website? I'd like to learn it help out my reports as well, but haven't figured out how. Sweet Port though for sure. Keep it up.
#58 TM[144529]
dialup-67.27.114.139.Dial1.Dallas1.Level3.net
lol, its been years since ive seen a good gif animation of a nuke. 2 nukes too. Awesome.
#59 Sabotage[144634]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
#60!
Thanks for comments people!
#60 Smeagol[144677]
weld.nt.tas.gov.au
ya nice job u deserved a 8
write more!
#61 Sabotage[144678]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
I will my friend.
#62 MeTeRoS the gosu[144699]
user-0cevcc3.cable.mindspring.com
gangsta report. did get carried away on the minimap bending thing though.
Smeagol was jealous earlier in the comments but seems like he's suckin some cock in 61.
#63 Sabotage[144734]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
two things
Jay smeagol is cool :)
and also, i learned flash from a person. and adult friend.
#64 Swiffel[144792]
ip68-14-142-34.ri.ri.cox.net
That flash was pure sex. Also, what was the name of the song in it?
#65 ViciousCub[144830]
ool-182e2ecc.dyn.optonline.net
hey i thought this report was good...
hey im back from japan...
ok....
whatever.....
#66 Sabotage[144833]
user-2ive79v.dialup.mindspring.com
:) it was prodigy [mozart] or something.
#67 Private_Mendoza[144887]
ACC895BD.ipt.aol.com
me want replay
#68 Convider[155759]
HSE-Toronto-ppp304600.sympatico.ca
last comment :)
#69 Sabotage[162437]
pool-151-204-152-183.ny325.east.verizon.net
Nah
#70 Lurker_007[162952]
207.195.243.181
interesting report (random 8+ = pwn)
#71 PeaceableGhost[163425]
69.216.105.237
Hey, I liked this report. Then again, it is 2:30. In the morning. Oh well.
#72 Convider[163426]
toronto-HSE-ppp4110262.sympatico.ca
Those warped minimaps got annoying rather quickly :/

And right now I'm wondering what exactly the average terran build is. When I was playing that I just built one of everything and hoped that I wouldn't get attacked -.-
#73 Neo Sabotage[164323]
ool-44c21974.dyn.optonline.net
Yeah I remember you were getting pounded that game :]



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