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#1 Jaood[145353]
63-174-166-224.village.blacksburg.ntc-com.net
bling
#2 TheAngel[145354]
theangel.rh.rit.edu
I realize the text is quite dry but whatev. Maybe if you'd all listen to my commentaries...

-Angel

#3 BlueRiBBon[145355]
65.167.44.59
Nice job all the same. And its not really dry. Such as this:

"TheAngel takes this brief pause in the game to throw a koolaid container across the room."

I do that alot too but it involves an ashtray which I end up having to clean up later...

Dude Jaood what the fuck do you just sit here and hit refresh all night waiting for reports? ROFL









#4 BlueRiBBon[145356]
65.167.44.59
oooo AFI too. I lag so I didn't notice that tid-bit

8

#5 Shuriken[145358]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
kinda queer...

6

#6 The-nut[145359]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
lol bro "kinda queer"
ok i agree
i odnt think its quit gold material
but doesnt deserve
a low
rating.
Great Job
-6.5
--NUT! --_--







#7 minijoebob[145360]
ool-18b97be8.dyn.optonline.net
I have seen better but still not bad, trying to find a game for a BR myself, so expect one soon


Rating-7.0


-minijoebob





#8 BlueRiBBon[145361]
65.167.44.78
Ok not AFI, I assumed through where the music was downloading from but NOOOOO! Its that song we sing in chorus all the time... Isn't it....? : / Ok no more spam comments for me.
#9 I_am_Nitros[145362]
h64-141-24-13.sunwave.net
That was, officially, too damn wide. =[
#10 minijoebob[145363]
ool-18b97be8.dyn.optonline.net
Indeed very wide, a bit annoying to read i might add, almost turned me off.
#11 TheAngel[145364]
theangel.rh.rit.edu
Increase your resolution, newbies.

-TheAngel
#12 OldFatGoat[145365]
ip68-107-129-151.tc.ph.cox.net
#12
I liked it alot more than everyone else did. That may just be because of my super-wide moniter though :P. NJ with the music, decent voice, excellent job with the pictures. Not enough people use the zoom in feature for their pictures, and I though you did a good job with that. Next time, make it little narrower, and use better music >.<
solid 7
#13 minijoebob[145366]
ool-18b97be8.dyn.optonline.net
If it was any bigger i wouldnt be able to read it thx. Just make it not as wide next time ;)



-cheers minijoe
#14 Redemption6[145367]
65-78-29-178.c3-0.lex-ubr3.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com
seems kinda shitty for someone whos 62-1 solo...anyways good report. Nice text, laughed a bit. I think the game wasn't too hot, I think the fact that you played good players (or perceived to be good since they were from Wizz and b4g, both great clans) made the game seem a lot better than it in truth actually was.

8
#15 minijoebob[145368]
ool-18b97be8.dyn.optonline.net
Sorry for spamming comments but on my last one i meant resolution* if you didnt get it.
#16 Shuriken[145369]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
hmm...i still dont think this deserves an 8
#17 endersshadow[145370]
ool-182d2de6.dyn.optonline.net
beautiful pics; could've been a better game in my opinion. still nice report with the music, I'd say easy 8.
#18 scn[145371]
c-66-41-22-211.mn.client2.attbi.com
i thought you left or died or something lol
#19 TheAngel[145372]
theangel.rh.rit.edu
"lol"
You didn't even laugh out loud, don't pretend. People like scn like to end all their posts with "lol". No, that isn't punctuation. It means "laugh out loud". Did you laugh out loud? No. So don't type it.

To answer your "question", yes, I faked my death. You're still talking about it. Looks like I made an impression, no? What's the last truly interesting thing you said? "lol"?

-Angel
#20 [145375]
Toronto-ppp272532.sympatico.ca
Not a bad report, not a great report. Don't use music, text wasn't overwhelmingly good to say the least and the title really threw me off. Hmm . . . I'd say 7.
#21 Fallen[145376]
adsl-66-72-202-236.dsl.clevoh.ameritech.net
nice job dude, whats the name of the song that u have playing?
#22 benZal[145377]
66-117-143-86.lmi.net
Looked nice, but it's too wide. My moniter can only handle so much ;D...It can't go to a res higher than 1024x768.
#23 Slotham[145378]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
Bahahahaha!!
It says "The" finished with "Angel"!! That's SO cool :D
#24 Slotham[145379]
euryale.its.adfa.edu.au
BTW loved the music. Delerium - Silence, awesome shit.
Can you say "spam"? :D
#25 Sabotage[145383]
pool-68-160-210-68.ny325.east.verizon.net
with the report that was pretty cool and all the factors ( draught of reports) i have to say 7.5. Be proud of yourself because ratings nowadays used to be like what #5 says. Btw i got tft so someone challenge me bwahahha..
#26 [145384]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
The first rule of msuci on website is including the ability to turn it off ;)

Studies have shown that optimal reading is acheived when have lines with approx. 12 words. (I think, not quite sure, but somewhere around that ;O) This is why have a 1000px wide report isnt cool :)

Nice report, god knows we need them. Think it could handle a bit more on the text side. And pictures of ur cat, whatever happended to them?
#27 [145385]
ip68-100-233-146.dc.dc.cox.net
I told him to shrink the width but he refused.

I also told him to use ALT instead of TITLE :D
#28 Redemption6[145386]
65-78-29-178.c3-0.lex-ubr3.sbo-lex.ma.cable.rcn.com
i hate to break it to you ling, but there is a pause button.
#29 Chris[145387]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
Nice. Pixels were not a problem for me, so I was able to appreciate the quality of the pictures.
#30 scn[145389]
c-66-41-22-211.mn.client2.attbi.com
hahahahah

"#20 TheAngel[145372]
theangel.rh.rit.edu
"lol"
You didn't even laugh out loud, don't pretend. People like scn like to end all their posts with "lol". No, that isn't punctuation. It means "laugh out loud". Did you laugh out loud? No. So don't type it.

To answer your "question", yes, I faked my death. You're still talking about it. Looks like I made an impression, no? What's the last truly interesting thing you said? "lol"?

-Angel "

now thats some good stuff right there. i ended it with lol because i was joking and youre a fucking idiot. sorry you didnt pick up on that, im not sure what the hip slang words are in comments sections of brs anymore!
#31 Asmodues[145390]
208.31.47.29
Good report. I liked the writing style and pictures, but I have a few complaints. One: Not everyone has you gigantic beast of a moniter. Take pity on us cheapo's. Two: No borders on pics! Bah! That's about it. And by the way, thanks for making a War3 report. It's been dead around here (Damn school).

P.S.: Thanks for making a report with CB in it. Now I know his current screenname bwhahahahhahahahaha.
#32 Asmodues[145391]
208.31.47.29
Why aren't there any more C&C Generals games out there? I want to see more of them. (Hint hint). By the way, for all you SC reporters. SC is fine. I like SC. REPORT WAR3! They make better reports. There's more good story material, and the battles are usually more diverse and better looking in screen shots. That's just my opinion, but it's MINE so pay attention to it!
THIS IS A COMMENT FROM A PREVIOUS BR COMMENT SECTION. NEVER THE LESS, READ IT!! (Sorry about the all caps, needed to have obvious difference between new and old sections.)
#33 TheAngel[145392]
theangel.rh.rit.edu
#32

"lol"

-Angel
#34 Convider[145393]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660487.sympatico.ca
yarr
#35 striz[145394]
CPE0007e95ea1fa-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
heh, touche. (there's an accent on that e, so it sounds like 'touch-eyy') =p

scn, give it a rest. and angel, for what it's worth, internet slang is one of the worst things to happen to the language since Hanson released 'MMMMMMbop'. who remembers those guys? now THAT was spam...
#36 LuckyNewbie:P[145395]
12-252-246-16.client.attbi.com
Too wide. And I don't mean that in just the sense that it didn't fit my monitor. It was too damned wide. That's bad. I don't want to finish reading this. Nevermind you killed me in bf1942 by IM'ing me to read this. Nay! Nay!
#37 LuckyNewbie:P[145396]
12-252-246-16.client.attbi.com
Oh yes, and don't complain if someone still holds it against you that you faked your death. Really, what do you expect?

"Ye see that pier out there? I made that pier with me own two hands.....but 'ole MacFarland the Pier Maker do they call me? Nooo......

And ye see that boat out there? I made that boat with me own two hands....but 'ole MacFarland the Boat Maker do they call me? Nooo......

And ye see that rifle up there? I made that rifle with me own two hands....but 'ole MacFarland the Gun Maker do they call me??? NOOOO....
.
.
.
But you fuck ONE GOAT--"
#38 Drunken)Goose[145398]
dsc01-dav-oh-206-217-120-86.rasserver.net
This got gold? I know this was a step above the regular "take-shit-and-smear-here" routine of the average br'er, but gold? :[
#39 IcE-Inforcer[145399]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3905658.sympatico.ca
I liked it. That music was trippy =D. I knew it would be a good report when I saw the title... dunno why... maybe it was just like.. destiny!!!!!!

Ahem. Gj.

-IcE-
#40 Chris[145446]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
Low gold. Just because its not dogshit. That's how the rating system should work. It would make far less golds.
#41 Ever_J[145469]
24.196.27.215
nice report.
dig the song.
#42 Shayne[145629]
host-216-79-223-218.chs.bellsouth.net
IT WAS SO GAY I DIDNT EVEN WATCH IT
0
#43 Shayne[145630]
host-216-79-223-218.chs.bellsouth.net
Actually, it was pretty decent. I had to change my screen resolution to 1600 x 1200 to view it properly though.. -2
I'll give it an 8
#44 mattzarella[145674]
156.115.26.24.cfl.rr.com
yeah, definitely lost what little respect i had for you when you said i was a flamer for liking musicals
#45 TheAngel[145737]
theangel.rh.rit.edu
quiet flamer
#46 [145911]
hades.fgm.com
ArcaLn got reset for maphacking in this latest hacker ban.



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