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#1 Kazebari[145882]
24.225.141.176
Muchos props to Dagomar, who was the only person to actually tell me straight on how to put backgrounds in my br.

#2 lurker716[145883]
pcp04439162pcs.verona01.nj.comcast.net
first non author
#3 teh sucks[145884]
authorized_proxy1.cogeco.net
OMFG, it's 8-bit Theatre


10 OUT OF 10!!!!!!!!!!!!


#4 BlueRiBBon[145885]
65.167.44.36
Even though its you just flying around pwning shit, I loved it!

: D

7-8 Funny shit though : D



#5 Smeagol[145886]
weld.nt.tas.gov.au
ya dont feel so down it was still pretty good and worthy of a 8
nj br more!
#6 IcE-Inforcer[145887]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3905392.sympatico.ca
8-)

Very good, your humor kept me going the whole way through, it ressembles that of dagomar though.. weird.. maybe this whole this is a MOCKERY!!!

Kazebari=Dagomar!!!
Dagomar=Kazebari!!

No..? Oh ok..






#7 Some_God[145889]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Huge amount of work put into this from what I see. A gold definatly. I know I shouldnt cuz my reports suck but I give you an 8. :D


Peace,
~SG~



#8 [145892]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
wow, not bad :D. Damn you for taking a similar background to mine though ;).

I liked this br, though the asteroids in the bg were a little overdone. Also, the humour was at times a bit forced. Furthermore, I think you could have cut through some of the more dull mechanics of the game and focused more on the action. HOWEVER generally the pictures were great and the writing was smooth. Definitely better than your first, but not enough to warrant a 9.

I'd say 8.3 or 8.4, so I hope someone else will smack down a 9 or something :D.



#9 Psyonic_Reaver[145893]
dialup-67.24.27.211.Dial1.Portland1.Level3.net
I thought the humor was forced at some points. *Cough giant spider* But the writing was very well done. I liked it. I liked it alot.
#10 [145894]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
oh I didn't really want to say this, but reading it again this sure does look and sound ( in some parts ) ALOT like my br tt . . . a little too much so :]
#11 Keanu_Reaver[145895]
ip68-99-86-96.ph.ph.cox.net
this was pure shit

you ripped off the picture of ee, the writing/picture style of dag, and even a pic of dag himself

if i was a rater/admin, this would be deleted for plagarism, but since im not, my comments will have to do some form of justice



#12 LuckyNewbie:P[145896]
12-252-246-40.client.attbi.com
hahaha this was great, even with the hugeass width (drop it next time)

oh, and if you're being serious keanu, well... i don't know the words here... you're stupid? yeah, that's about right... stupid!
#13 Keanu_Reaver[145897]
ip68-99-86-96.ph.ph.cox.net
what do you think i was being lucky? HMMM? oh, and how did you like our site? ;)
#14 LuckyNewbie:P[145902]
12-252-246-40.client.attbi.com
i told this to dag earlier... but that is the only picture i've seen to ever make me sick to my stomache... and i've seen pictures of people with limbs and/or chest cavities missing. jesus... i'm feeling sick just thinking about it. karma man, karma.
#15 Kazebari[145904]
24.225.141.176
If I copied my pics from EE.....EE copied his pics from Ambrosia Software.

You know what? I try to add some more humor, more descriptive text, and put a background other than white and what do i get? "omg u copied off Dagomar" "omg u copied off Dagomar""omg u copied off Dagomar""omg u copied off Dagomar""omg u copied off Dagomar""omg u copied off Dagomar""omg u copied off Dagomar""omg u copied off Dagomar!!!!!!"

Fine, you want white bgs and black fonts with no pictures and a bland writing style, you'll get it. tune in for installment three of my ev:n report, where I'll do nothing but drone on and on and on and on and on and on about nothing in particular.

Gosh. : Yes, i am taking it a bit hard.
#16 Kazebari[145905]
24.225.141.176
Actually I'm embarassed. I'll alter my writing style, sure, and put a more bluish background to my reports and change the font color to gray. Oh, and I'll also stop the inane starcraft chatter in my pictures. I thought everyone liked those :(
#17 Kazebari[145907]
24.225.141.176
Okay, fine, here's my apology:

My humor does seem to resemble Dagomar's, but I assure you, I did not mean it to. Especially since I knew from the beginning that I would make stupid Irish jokes before Dagomar even released his br. :(

Besides I had 8-bit theater. dag didn't. and that makes me special :(

</apology>

bah, triple posting sucks. where's the stupid edit button?
#18 LuckyNewbie:P[145913]
12-252-246-40.client.attbi.com
Um... dag is a fag LOZL

#19 IcE-Inforcer[145918]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3906051.sympatico.ca
I don't think anyone actually _complained_ about your style ressembling that of dagomar.. except maybe for Lucky.. who was being sarcastic.. I think.

-IcE-
#20 Kazebari[145920]
24.225.141.176
stupid keanu. go boil your head in a fondue pot ;)
#21 Chris[145921]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
Good job.

However, the biggest, most glaring flaw of the report was that your humor needs work. A moderately high amount of work.

Other than that, solid everything else.

8.0
#22 Keanu_Reaver[145923]
ip68-99-86-96.ph.ph.cox.net
this still deserves a 1, a delete, and a ban
#23 Razoriel[145924]
CPE-203-45-78-92.nsw.bigpond.net.au
I say it deserves an 8, encouragement and report #3
#24 LuckyNewbie:P[145925]
12-252-246-40.client.attbi.com
keanu, sarcasm doesn't transmit well over the internet. i can't tell whether you're just bad at making jokes or whether you're just an asshole.
#25 Keanu_Reaver[145926]
ip68-99-86-96.ph.ph.cox.net
maybe you should shut the fuck up and not care
#26 livingexception[145927]
129.252.135.109
I thought he was joking until he commented again. Does this make you that angry, keanu?

le
#27 Keanu_Reaver[145928]
ip68-99-86-96.ph.ph.cox.net
maybe it does, maybe it doesnt!
#28 LuckyNewbie:P[145929]
12-252-246-40.client.attbi.com
asshole
#29 LuckyNewbie:P[145930]
12-252-246-40.client.attbi.com
and yeah i was making jokes at first, until the "this still deserves a 1"
#30 livingexception[145931]
129.252.135.109
he=keanu. I sensed you were playing around, Lucky.

le
#31 Keanu_Reaver[145932]
ip68-99-86-96.ph.ph.cox.net
what am i not allowed to have an opinion? this still deserves a 1
#32 LuckyNewbie:P[145933]
12-252-246-40.client.attbi.com
yes, you are entitled to an opinion and so am i. you think this is a 1, i think you are an asshole.
#33 Keanu_Reaver[145934]
ip68-99-86-96.ph.ph.cox.net
good for you, you seem to praise assholes anyway
#34 LuckyNewbie:P[145935]
12-252-246-40.client.attbi.com
let's inflate the comments more. you smell!
#35 Keanu_Reaver[145936]
ip68-99-86-96.ph.ph.cox.net
poopie head
#36 [145937]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
ugh.
#37 LuckyNewbie:P[145938]
12-252-246-40.client.attbi.com
don't pretend you're above this dag, canadian!
#38 Woodtopian[145940]
c-67-166-86-139.client.comcast.net
nice, long, funny. background was a bit harsh. If anything, it suffers from the current overabundance of EV:N reports. (there are what, 4 different series, all being released at the same time)

I enjoyed reading it though, and that's all that matters.
#39 Some_God[145945]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Yeah lots of these EV:N reports around. Should start production of a new report to stop everyone from screaming at me to make a report. :D


Peace,
~SG~
#40 Asmodues[145947]
208.31.47.29
Lucky is arguing with himself again.... Call in Animal Control Mark... God dammit, this is the third time this week Lucky's gone out of control...
#41 Some_God[145949]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
I think it might be TIME trying to immitate people. I have to do some research... ahh wait I'm too lazy.


Peace,
~SG~
#42 IcE-Inforcer[145952]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3905475.sympatico.ca
Asmodeus, that was funny ROFL.
#43 [145954]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
oh man, finished the Polaris storyline . . . it's going to be so hard going back to a ship without cloak :[
#44 Kazebari[145965]
24.225.141.176
Or multi-jump for that matter.

that's why I cheat...er, use plug-ins. *thumbs up*
#45 Razoriel[145971]
CPE-203-45-78-92.nsw.bigpond.net.au
I got the bad end of the Polaris storyline... No cloak OR multi-jump... I was so sad...
#46 [145974]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
I didn't get multi-jump but man, cloaking just owns too hard to complain :D

so do scarabs and ravens - oh and multi-torpedoes, good grief.
#47 Razoriel[145985]
CPE-203-45-78-92.nsw.bigpond.net.au
I didn't even get the Dragon. I got all the other ships, but no dragon, no cloak and no multi-jump.
#48 [145987]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
Dragon might be their worst ship, anyway :[
#49 [145988]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Hmmm im no big fan of the OMFG ASDF LZZZLOLZ OMFG UR GAY ANAL BUTTSEX writing :O

Anyway, another nice ev:n report, i might do one within a reasonable time.
#50 EldritchEvil[146003]
nr11-216-196-188-190.fuse.net
Eh. It didn't enthrall me. Yet, a better attempt than Some_God(or whoever did that one) and Pr0bes.

7
#51 Some_God[146006]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
So you are saying he makes better reports than me?
#52 Kazebari[146009]
24.225.141.176
Damn. EE didn't like it.

Time to switch subjects.
#53 EldritchEvil[146010]
nr11-216-196-186-185.fuse.net
No, I wouldn't do that. Rather, I would take into consideration the constructive critisism given here and improve. Try, try again.
#54 [146011]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
exactly . . . I'd actually like to see an EVN report without the excessive humour and silliness that comes with trying to copy EE. Try your own style . . . thats how you make great brs.

That said, this br was better than your last, and I'm sure the third will be great :]
#55 Razoriel[146014]
CPE-203-45-78-92.nsw.bigpond.net.au
I'm aware the Dragon is the worst of polaran ships (Sprite and Cambrian don't count :D), but it isn't nice not to give me the choice of buying it, even if I don't want it.

Which ship is better (In your opinion)? Kestrel, Raven, The Unrelenting or the Thunderforge?
#56 [146017]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
A Raven owns all of those :[

In fact, even a scarab is about as good as the thunderforge or unrelenting :O

I dont like the Kestrel much, its armnament is just very dissapointing.
#57 Razoriel[146018]
CPE-203-45-78-92.nsw.bigpond.net.au
Lol, and the Raven is the easiest one to get out of them (You just have to capture one [or buy if doing Polaris storyline], while the Thunderforge and Unrelenting are only for specific storylines, and the Kestrel is super-expensive)
#58 Some_God[146020]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
0o0o0o
#59 [146021]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
true, the only ship that comes close to the raven imo is the javellin :O

with upgrades you can own absolutely obscene - OBSCENE - numbers of ships with the Raven.

Mind you, you can still upgrade the thunderforge or unrelenting to be extremely opotent vessels.

Hey, check out the EVN forum at www.warsmith.org :]
#60 Some_God[146022]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
0o0o Dog, why did you give me a 6 on my last report without giving a reason? :(
#61 Some_God[146023]
ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net
Errrr Dag*
#62 Razoriel[146050]
CPE-203-45-78-92.nsw.bigpond.net.au
There's an EV:N Forum at Warsmith? I should check more often...

Which variant of Raven is best: Purchased, Nil'Kemorya, or Iusia (Taking into account the capturing and difficulty)?
#63 -.-[146247]
dsl-154-228.utaonline.at
why don't you ask at the ambrosia board?^^



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