| #1 endersshadow[147287] |
| ool-182d28d8.dyn.optonline.net |
I understand that this report is very short. I understand that I didn't delve too deeply into the game, and that this report will most likely not go gold. I did however have a *lot* of fun making this report, as well as going to town with <Marquee>. This was definitely more of a relaxed report for me, and as such I hope you had as much fun reading it as I had writing it.
Great thanks to FlavorOfYellow and Jon for their creative ideas, as well as the Grateful Dead Bears and Oompa Loompas, for whom this battlereport is dedicated.
Intro song: The Turtles- "So Happy Together" |
| #2 The-Nut[147288] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
| loLLL!! |
| #3 Mark4[147289] |
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| I was looking around for a sec for my 'ban the jackass rater who gave this a ten button'. You got me, good trick! =] |
| #4 FlavorOfYellow[147290] |
| ool-182d2b38.dyn.optonline.net |
Ok, the alt text about the matrix lagging, I dont know when I said that but vaguely remember saying it, funny stuff. I thought this was supposed to be a 10 report, not some half a paragraph thing. WRITE MORE AND STOP DOING WHATEVER YOU DO INSTEAD OF WRITE BR's
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| #5 FlavorOfYellow[147292] |
| ool-182d2b38.dyn.optonline.net |
| OH, and where the report? All I see is descriptions of how much we wasted your house/bathroom and how we were tired and stuff. |
| #6 kidonfire[147293] |
| 219.95.35.78 |
| 6th |
| #7 endersshadow[147294] |
| ool-182d28d8.dyn.optonline.net |
| Damn Mark, so close =] |
| #8 Razoriel[147295] |
| CPE-203-45-78-92.nsw.bigpond.net.au |
7th.
I've actually played the 1st Jazz Jackrabbit game. It was pretty good, even my mum played the game with me. 10/10 for the report about nothing. Now, where did I put my hemerroids... |
| #9 Razoriel[147296] |
| CPE-203-45-78-92.nsw.bigpond.net.au |
| 8th and 9th, actually... |
| #10 AlbinoSquirrel[147297] |
| wc01.mtnk.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com |
| Sweet! I'm in it! THAT MAKES ME FAMOUS!! |
| #11 EldritchEvil[147298] |
| nr11-216-196-189-47.fuse.net |
I don't pay when you lose, Ender! :D
All kidding aside, this was pretty good... For having no substance. I mean, really, it needed a lot more, and there was hardly ANY detail. Not that a side-scroller has much, but the game is much better than you let on. The music for example is top notch.
Next time (if there is a next time) include more detail, a run-down of how the game "feels" more enemy descriptions, and so on.
5.0-5.5 |
| #12 xenoxion[147299] |
| ool-182d2d19.dyn.optonline.net |
| OMFG Dan how the hell did this get a 10? |
| #13 endersshadow[147300] |
| ool-182d28d8.dyn.optonline.net |
Albino: Yeah, I'll find some way to include you in all of my reports :)
Eldritch: I was 3/4 done with the report when Flavor posted his Megaman report...it was then I realized it isn't too much fun reading:
"Then I leaped on so and so ledge, I iced this baddie, then lept to get the purple energy crystal for extra bonus points..."
You could literally say that at least a hundred times per level in this game. I honestly don't know if I'll post another JJ2 report, although it's definitely a new direction than war3.
Xenoxion: If you're joking: ha. If not, I continue to hold by my opinion that you're an idiot. |
#14 
[147302] |
| 129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk |
^_^
I'll wait... and wait... until someone else rates it.
Then I'll rate your ass down so hard, you can have anal sex with your own toe.
Wub! |
| #15 endersshadow[147303] |
| ool-182d28d8.dyn.optonline.net |
| I swear, Dial made me say those things, I love you LinG :D:D:D!!!! |
| #16 Some_God[147304] |
| ool-18b8c53e.dyn.optonline.net |
God ... why are we so unjust? This cruel world has no mercy for anything! That sentence is spewing hatred all over the country!!! Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids.... WHY?!?!?!?
Peace,
~SG~ |
| #17 Chris[147311] |
| astound-64-85-254-136.ca.astound.net |
| Because Trix are labeled "Kids only." Rabbits can sit in the corner and use dirty restrooms. I send them back to the bus myself and light a burning rabbits foot to ward them off. |
| #18 Convider[147314] |
| Toronto-HSE-ppp3661531.sympatico.ca |
| wtf I wanna be in a br! |
| #19 FlavorOfYellow[147323] |
| ool-182d2b38.dyn.optonline.net |
| Someone rate this piece of shit. I want to see a 1 get rated down =]. |
| #20 FlavorOfYellow[147330] |
| ool-182d2b38.dyn.optonline.net |
| Don't go living in the past because I own your present and future =]. No seriously, I really want to see this get rated. |
| #21 endersshadow[147353] |
| ool-182d28d8.dyn.optonline.net |
Do I have to remind you that my all text report was rated higher than BOTH your reports? That if you add the average rating for both your reports it's STILL beneath a 6?
Your turn ;).
P.S. How's vacation treating you? |
| #22 Chris[147377] |
| astound-64-85-254-136.ca.astound.net |
| Awful. |
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