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-Johhny_Vegas




#1 Dibbler[149821]
213-84-180-234.adsl.xs4all.nl
1st!
#2 biggus dickus[149822]
wc01.ym.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
yttiityoyoyoyoyyo
#3 [149823]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
^_^

That was damn fast.

Enjoy.



#4 Avail[149824]
c-65-97-24-49.va.client2.attbi.com
damnit fourth..
#5 All-fEAr[149825]
165.154.24.73
So what is happening here at br.com i dont see anything
Ling i lier nothing is happing at here ^^
BAM
now to read u sexy bastard


#6 [149826]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
"Ling i lier nothing is happing at here ^^"

English your native language speaking is?

#7 Dibbler[149827]
213-84-180-234.adsl.xs4all.nl
maybe he's a liar but at least he's candid about it
#8 biggus dickus[149828]
CPE00a065cb0ceb-CM014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
i liked it ling. :D nice to see some reports with zerg players.
#9 maareek[149829]
mblt-ac066.gtcom.net
'Tis a great thing to be in a game...get a msg from a respected br.comer that something is going on. Lose the game because of booting up br.com, then only get the 9th fucking comment...ownage! That said, <3 the report. Things are going well for dibb, 2 straight reports with his quotes in them ^^.

It's a good thing that .Praetor came back, otherwise, there'd be nobody to rate this! lol Of course, it's also sad in a way...but oh well.

#10 Lithium[149830]
cache-rf01.proxy.aol.com
Loved it.
#11 Chris[149831]
astound-66-234-209-235.ca.astound.net
looks good
#12 endersshadow[149832]
ool-182d2f86.dyn.optonline.net
Touche Ling. Touche. ¢¾
#13 endersshadow[149833]
ool-182d2f86.dyn.optonline.net
You could also draw a comparison to my ability at making hearts with ALT.
#14 PeaceableGhost[149834]
69.212.30.128
Enders' wall-in is better than my usual...

Nice report, anyway.

#15 Asmodues[149835]
208.31.47.29
"The suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked."
Nice report.
The typos are poopy.
QUOTE ME YOU WHORE.


#16 [149836]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Typos? Where?

Forgot to thank dibbler for checking everything in the last minute, but APPARENTLY someone didn't do their job well enough -_-

#17 OverTheUnder[149837]
12-205-134-226.client.mchsi.com
Gj u lazy whore^^

gg, i can c how wgt is chaning uO.O This one is alot more into strategy then the others:D

#18 OverTheUnder[149839]
12-205-134-226.client.mchsi.com
ahem... changing*
#19 Decay[149840]
66.44.173.241
Pretty good for a Norwegian, or Czech guy, or whatever you are. ;D

Seriously though, definately a nice report. There's still the old ling in there, with witty remarks and awesome pics, but there's also a newer strategical ling in there. "Strategical" haha I typed that and then I looked at it and now I look like the President of the US. Go me.

BTW I play bnet in the night, when it's like 4:00 in Russia or where ever you are. :D (Sorry, I can't resist)



#20 EldritchEvil[149841]
nr11-216-196-186-63.fuse.net
Hawt diggety

9

#21 Fl=yingSquirrel[149842]
pc-24-151-22-092.newm2.ct.charter.com
21!!!!!!!

Nice report, I say put more humor in it. But the writing was solid.

9

#22 choboPeon[149843]
ool-182faa3c.dyn.optonline.net
I just pooped my pants.

10, but I haven't read the whole thing.

<3
#23 wakiki[149845]
cable-68-184-58-251.mtv.al.charter.com
Ling, you were supposed to TELL ME before you posted it, so that I could get 1st, remember? Ahem.

I give it a 1.

Time to read.
#24 maareek[149846]
mblt-ab069.gtcom.net
Well, wakiki, he logged on and told everybody all of us on b.net that "something was going on at br.com". Then we all wet ourselves and ran over here...it's your own damn fault for not being on! ;P

Decay, I think Danes are taught from birth to be used to having Americans forget where the hell they are from, so we should insult them as much as possible ;).
#25 wakiki[149848]
cable-68-184-58-251.mtv.al.charter.com
Maar, die. ;)

Just read it. It seemed like a really nice game, and I never got lost once! This is the first report that I've read where I knew exactly what was happening O_O So overall I think this is one of the best reports I've read. I'd give it an 8 or 9.

#26 LuckyLefty01[149850]
adsl-69-107-5-8.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net
And here was me thinking that everybody knew what defenestration was. one of the song quotes was from california dreamin', interesting choice, any reason why you picked that song? i've always liked it.
#27 PeaceableGhost[149853]
69.212.30.128
Yeah, anyone who needs to look up "defenestration" had better not be a native English speaker... ;)
#28 maareek[149856]
mblt-ab069.gtcom.net
Nicely done ling...got as many posts in about 6 hours as mine did in 3 days :). And people besides me posted on this one.

Since I didn't really say anything about the report before I will now. Really enjoyed the, new, more in depth thought process and analysis, it just added that much more to the report. Love the whole "feel" of the images, background, and quotes...it gives me ideas, I do love simple complexity.

Overall, great report and I give an 8.5 mainly because of the whole losing a game to get the 9th comment thing...bastards.
#29 BlueRibbon[149860]
65.167.44.77
Ahem. Well, uhhh. Er wait, what was I saying? Oh yes.

9.

10, for the best soft rock song title ever.
#30 FlyingSquirrel[149863]
pc-24-151-22-092.newm2.ct.charter.com
god damn, Ling just HAD to submit a report now. That means when I relaese my report it's going to get totally reamed.
#31 [149864]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Whoa, thanks everyone O_O

Heh, only learned about "defenestration" because it was word of the day, when I happended to stop by m-w.com

Sounds kinda kinky.

And about focusing on strategy, it's one of the ways reports can differentiate from replays, even better if some of you disagreed with me so I could trash Keanu next time we meet ^_^
#32 eU)NiCk[149865]
dsl-79-44.utaonline.at
solid, but I didn't get enough feel of the game, maybe mention upgrades (attack/defense). =]

The ultras always mean death, I should know, I always use them. :)
#33 wakiki[149873]
199.248.178.40
!!
I thought Dag was in jail in Columbia or something...!
#34 br1999fan[149875]
167.127.163.141
Cannons behind stargates? How awfully terran of you.
#35 [149876]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
I was worrying if anyone were going to rate it, and poof, Dagomar drops from the sky.

Get on nohunters dag ;o Max out that creditcard!
#36 Undecided[149879]
adsl-68-91-215-152.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net
man, that was awesome... I wish my computer worked...
#37 mick[149880]
bri-pow-pr2.tpgi.com.au
horrible ;D
#38 Decay[149881]
66.44.173.211
A way to get more rating would be to... Make more raters! JV needs to read the reports and rate them, now that he's back, but maybe he doesn't have a lot of time. The only thing is very few people have been around long enough to be deserving. Mick for rater!

And where did praetor go?
#39 maareek[149882]
mblt-ab035.gtcom.net
Well, .praetor did comment on mine a couple of days ago, he may have gotten busy. I'm pretty sure he'll come back...at least I hope so.
#40 .Praetor[149884]
dhcp52.des.ucdavis.edu
You never know. I could visit BR.com three days in a row, or once in a week. Or disappear for 2 years. Whatever.

What I do know is that this report rocks and I'll give it an 8 or a 9, probably a 9, after some 'digesting'.

I always think one on ones could be covered more in depth, but I'm just wacky like that.
#41 .Praetor[149885]
dhcp52.des.ucdavis.edu
Two strategy comments: Archons own muta-ling. GG, no re. Also, when I go ultra-ling, the one thing I don't want to see is the protoss player powering tons of zealots (true, the toss player needs near economic parity). If they have equivalent upgrades, it's really frustrating because zealots' melee range sometimes causes them to attack the lings - one thing you never want to happen with ultra-ling. And their forces move as fast as yours.

Oh, and if you must have lots of cannons for D, one thing that helps almost as much as gates in front of the cannons is maelstrom. One or two DAs can really help with that much more damage, or let you get forces in to the area. But then you have to be preparing already :(.
#42 [149887]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Yeah, archons are a must. I'm not sure why, but I tend to want to keep the templars instead, I rely heavily on storming, and tend to have maybe five templars when I should be morphing archons instead.

I forgot to mention upgrades here - Keanu was way ahead of me near the end, close to 3-3 as I recall it.

Maelstorm is something that I've reseached maybe 5 times in the last five years of gaming. It's cute to see it work (remember THAT PvZ where Grrrr... goes nuts with mealstrom/storming?) but I feel the time it takes to research isn't available.
#43 plus2longsword[149922]
cache02.lax.untd.com
I checked this site out like 2 days ago I think and this wasn't here but there are already like 44 comments. Boy things have changed. Anyway, loved the report. DON'T LAUGH AT ME! That had me rolling!
#44 endersshadow[149929]
ool-182d2f86.dyn.optonline.net
-.-
#45 Keanu_Reaver[149930]
ip68-230-2-63.ph.ph.cox.net
haha damn wish i would have known you were going to make a br on our game, would have read it earlier! was a great game though :D

anyway, i consider lings as supplemental damage with ultra/ling, really, like little 25 mineral hand grenades...im much more concerned with losing my ultras. and i've found that, while archons are pretty strong vs ultras, storm just hurts so much. a good mix of zeal/goon/archon with like 6 hts for storming scares me to death :(
#46 Jeremy[149936]
adsl-63-202-179-220.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
Hi.

Zerg Ling, I've downloaded your map, and I think it's pretty good.

However, I've got a gripe; at bottom right, is it just me, or is the mining too far away?
#47 .Praetor[149940]
c-67-172-163-213.client.comcast.net
Smacked myself in the head for thinking too much and gave it a 9.
#48 [149943]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Jeremy: My map? This one? It's not made by me, so don't ask ^_^

Keanu: I've always thought the lings did the damage :o Played a few PvZ's with ling-erie yesterday and ultra/ling had me everytime in the end. Damn this matchup :/
#49 Dibbler[149963]
213-84-180-234.adsl.xs4all.nl
Yeah, you played pretty rotten in those games.;) I strongly believe you were drunk.
#50 Raptor-Man[149988]
gateway.duluth.cpinternet.com
Nice report,

I hear protoss & I think... oh jeez - I wonder who won?

The race with best starting melee, the best static defense, the best attack spell, the best ranged unit, the blahblahblah.

The basis of a good report is where protoss players lose. I find a the zerg player has to be much better or even matchup with 3+ collosal mistakes on the toss part for a Zergling win.
#51 livingexceptoin[149995]
cae168-230-173.sc.rr.com
"put in the dead book"

Besides the fact that this was a darn good report, not much to say, except that I thank you for adding to my vocabulary. How's this for a sample sentence: "After finding out that my girlfriend of three years had been sleeping with a Swiss bodybuilder named Hans, I felt oddly compelled to commit defenestration on anything that reminded me of her."

le
#52 LoZeR-X[150066]
CPE-65-29-130-160.wi.rr.com
de - out of.
Fenestra - Window.
Thanks latin
#53 [150085]
69.158.114.22
defenestration is a famous big weird word!
#54 Herjan[150087]
122.80-202-228.nextgentel.com
/join ~nohunters @ witch gateway?
#55 LING-ERIE[150102]
host217-43-212-157.range217-43.btcentralplus.com
yoyoyyoyoyo

that was a good looking report but keanu already showed me the rep so i just browsed the piccies

i un-installed SC the other day, so i WON'T see you around on b.net, sorry =]
#56 Keanu_Reaver[150105]
ip68-230-2-63.ph.ph.cox.net
!!!
why?!
#57 Reverse[150123]
h0000949954c7.ne.client2.attbi.com
Don't want to be defenestratedededed....err
#58 effeX[cO][150130]
as1a-118.chcg3.il.core.com
That was a really nice report very organized and i liked the quotes and inbetween. Zerg~Ling has good humor :)
#59 GoZuLu[150165]
gw02.anet.dk
Hej Z

Stadig aktiv. Stort.
Du bliver punket for ikke at stave/skrive perfekt, men i mine øjne er det perfekt engelsk. God rapport. Jeg vil ikke rate den.

Buttom line: Du er bedre til engelsk end de er til dansk. Hehe

Gozulu - TheOldDane -
#60 ProXy[cF][150213]
ACA954C4.ipt.aol.com
Kickass report, but the part making fun of CF wasn't needed ;D
#61 Raider[150222]
24.231.240.242
Nice report ling.

Perhaps expanding right when your were moving your troops to contain the zerg would have given you a stronger game later on...if you managed to keep it that is. Sairs were extra too I think since you built them once you repelled the initial muta attack and had cannons already.
#62 Gabor[150252]
ip68-107-247-198.ri.ri.cox.net
Nice, as usual. Defenestration is cool!!!!1!!1
#63 badme[150525]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Just whoring comments. 9
#64 [150629]
c-24-9-238-168.client.comcast.net
I'll help you out. Once I can read a sentence clearly [SLEEP!] I'll get around to building your rookmark.

Did that make sense?
#65 jeek[150701]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3969145.sympatico.ca
I liked yer style of writing, it made me want to document a few of my own games on this forum. as for lessons learned... I think the main one is dont run outta production... makes for desparate sitches
#66 Nrj[DM][152238]
h26n2c1o838.bredband.skanova.com
Like always, I really enjoyed your report. Wright more about your own games plz.
#67 [152735]
pcp09558950pcs.verona01.nj.comcast.net
I do this to stay alive.
#68 FlyingKow[154557]
lal-99-61.Reshall.Berkeley.EDU
nice report.
#69 CoweringFly[155979]
S01060050bf91f8a8.cg.shawcable.net
report nice.
#70 Convider[157327]
HSE-Ottawa-ppp322825.sympatico.ca
last
#71 bl[act]op[157814]
132.198.215.99
awesome report, as usual ZerG~LinG! Enjoyed it a LOT!



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