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#1 PeaceableGhost[151177]
adsl-68-250-43-118.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net
I can't even view my own brs? Darn.

#1, btw

#2 TwistedNecro[151178]
lsanca1-ar54-4-3-202-139.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net
GOGOGO RATERS! 1st nonauthor!
#3 [151180]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
Um, to me this seemed like a ripoff of some earlier reports ( by Drefsab and some others ), but without the pictures and lacking innovative humour, not to mention a satisfactory result.

Rather disappointing, but keep reporting . . . 4.

#4 [151181]
user-12l2ep3.cable.mindspring.com
Hrm, lacked inspiration or enthusiasm. I'm not sure why you bothered to post this. Your writing was pretty good I think your capable of a gold on your next report if you give it that old "college try".

3. Almost a 4, but a 4 is technically "silver" and this feels like a bronze to me.

#5 PeaceableGhost[151182]
adsl-68-250-43-118.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net
Hmm. Okay, thanks for the comments. I'll come up with something eventually, unfortunately I don't have much to work with. (Which is my own fault, so nevermind.)
#6 Decay[151185]
66.44.173.31
Your writing was decent enough that I would assume you could do much, much better. Please do next time. :)
#7 [151186]
67.176.104.160
Rater party again. Sounded like an entertainingly small game, maybe something fit for a "prelude" to another br, but not enough by itself. Pictures would have definitely helped it along.

Not that there's anything wrong with taking over where Drefsab left off, but Dref did it so much better. Often imitated, never repeated? Don't let this get you down from making more to the series, just make them better (install BW! op ~nohunters gogogo).

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#8 RexRox[151194]
cache6.syd.ops.aspac.uu.net
This is a waste of space. The writings proof that you can do much, much better (gold material). Give a go and you can get a gold. Go on, give it a go.
#9 Shuriken[151196]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
keep tryin man
add pics next time if u can
#10 [151198]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
What everyone else said - misguided potential.

Get in nohunters, or some other channel, and observe better players. Write about them instead. Even pros will do.

#11 choboPeon[151199]
ool-182faa3c.dyn.optonline.net
go on, give it a go.
#12 [151202]
nr11-216-196-208-168.fuse.net
The reason that Drefsab's reports on this were succesfull was because he was such a unique writer. He had humor, strategy and a compelling style. Heck, he WAS style.

So unless you know you can pull that kind of thing off, don't try. Focus more on conventional battlereports, those are easier to do well.

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#13 Some_God[151210]
ool-18b8c5a0.dyn.optonline.net
Pwned.... :D
#14 maareek[151214]
mblt-ac069.gtcom.net
I got about halfway in, then gave up :/. Let me say this in case you didn't read my comment on your last report, "YOU HAVE PO-TEN-TI-AL!" Good potential, I believe. But, this isn't where it's at. To do something like this you need a huge flamboyant style to go with the huge flamboyant game and you just don't seem to have it.

Never fear! It took me 5 reports to figure out that I have my own style and couldn't copy off of others. I suggest, that you look for gosu replays to watch and report on. If you need help I'll be glad to find some for you.

Once you have a game, just leech a little here and a little there off of people who you like to read and you will eventually feel out your own style, and should have fun doing so. Hope that helps.



#15 EMS[151217]
150.108.236.21
Yeah, what everyone else said, get some pics, a better game. I myself prefer someone reports someone of nearly equal skill, because sometimes people of low skill will entirely misinterpret the actions of those of greater skill.

So just get in and play a little bit on legit maps, get a little better, and then report a decent game you played, or someone you know played.

#16 TwistedNecro[151221]
lsanca1-ar54-4-3-202-139.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net
Well... Pretty much covered here.
#17 BlueRibbon[151224]
65.167.44.67
Frankly, just because you suck at StarCraft, its no reason to post crap. Find good replays of professionals. On top of that, then you can put together a backround for each player to give the viewers a description of who they are looking at. I suck at StarCraft, its no big deal. Just try, and you wont have a 3.4 rating :}
#18 OverTheUnder[151225]
12-216-67-215.client.mchsi.com
Yes, listen to maar....he is raking in the tens!!!;) <3
#19 [151227]
67.176.104.160
Those who cannot play become reporters...

those who cannot report become raters ;)

#20 Desert Demon[151229]
user-0ce2kvf.cable.mindspring.com
How true it is...
#21 PeaceableGhost[151250]
adsl-68-250-43-118.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net
Then there's hope for me yet... ;)
#22 Chris[151265]
astound-66-234-209-235.ca.astound.net
If there was tinfoil in the bronze, silver, and gold system, I would give you a goatse full.

1.5 for not being spam.

#23 [151559]
inecce-pxy05.zcce.compaq.com
NO

NO

NO

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#24 assasinator[153532]
ool-4356debf.dyn.optonline.net
wow you worst then me at sc
but u can tell if u try ull be able to write better
tip:write better games next time
#25 DoNotReaDdiS[155611]
px4so.cg.shawcable.net
NicE RePort
#26 DoNotReaDdiS[155613]
px4so.cg.shawcable.net
go look at "thecoolguy"'s report on 1v7 :D it mite give u inspiration



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