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#1 Desert Demon[152229]
user-0ce2k28.cable.mindspring.com
*hopes it works*
#2 badme[152230]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
WTF I WANTED FIRST
#3 Jade[152231]
someone.ctusa.net
Okay Fgt Mc.Gayface. :D
#4 badme[152232]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
...

Oh wow.

Desert Demon just got insulted by someone who, from all evidence available, routinely puts their underwear on backwards.

I'd feel dumb, too :)





#5 Desert Demon[152233]
user-0ce2k28.cable.mindspring.com
:(

Yeah! Well...well...god I can't come up with anything good.

*gets drunk*



#6 Desert Demon[152234]
user-0ce2k28.cable.mindspring.com
Whoa...white space...does anyone know how I can get rid of that?
#7 badme[152235]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
bang ur mom lol

*Shot*

#8 Desert Demon[152236]
user-0ce2k28.cable.mindspring.com
Feck off :P

It looks horrendous...*spends afternoon fiddling with his html*

#9 Desert Demon[152237]
user-0ce2k28.cable.mindspring.com
Someone asked how to read the report...the link is in the query box in the b.net chat pic. Sorry for any confusion :(
#10 badme[152239]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Where are the comment whores?
#11 [152241]
67.176.104.160
Poor zergies, at least you (SPOILER ALERT) won the last game, although I am secretly glad terrans are no longer the bitch of brood wars.

It was kinda long, but nothing was forcing me to waste the fifty minutes to read it all. Me likey. Sorry you lost to badme, that must hurt. A minimap of gaema woulda helped, I forgot what the map looked like. That's really my only suggestion.

Always nice reading DD,

9.0001





#12 Desert Demon[152242]
user-0ce2k28.cable.mindspring.com
Thanks, LN.

Yeah, losing to badme sucked, but at least I can pull out that I don't play t :)

And I got in the odd joke at his expense.

Sorry bout no Gaema minimap; it's one of those maps I automatically assume everyone knows (along with Temple, Rivalry, etc.) because...well, I dunno. It just seems as thought it *should* be popular, and I guess I assume it is. Anyway, there's my bad excuse. I'll put one in next time around :)

Thanks again.







#13 badme[152243]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Damn you, Newbie, at least I can macro!
#14 .Praetor[152244]
dhcp201.des.ucdavis.edu
This report was nice. Though along with probably 90% of your readers, I had to go to the comments section to learn how to access it...
#15 Pretty_[152245]
someone.ctusa.net
Noyoucan't.
#16 [152246]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Heh, inventive intro image, even though it took me a few seconds of searching to actually enter the report ^^
#17 DictatorForLife[152247]
CPE00a065cb0ceb-CM014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
fuck, it took me so long to find the damn link to the BR.
#18 doc[152249]
ip68-11-107-229.no.no.cox.net
where can I find this nohunters channel :o
#19 PeaceableGhost[152251]
adsl-68-250-42-194.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net
9.
#20 choboPeon[152252]
ool-182faa3c.dyn.optonline.net
bw is boring.






i kid i kid. more civ3 / bw / games that aren't war3 please. thanks.
#21 PeaceableGhost[152253]
adsl-68-250-42-194.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net
'k, time for more detail. It took me a while to find the report link. Doh. At least I figured it out myself. And the pic is genius. Anyhow.

As to the report: well, each game by itself was probably 7-8 quality. But something about the presentation made me think 9. Maybe all the times you lost. Maybe beating up on T. Who knows?

..I don't remember Gaema very well myself. Let's see, what do I know? LT (doh), Blood Bath, Challengers, Bladestorm, Rivalry, Forsaken Valley, Showdown... whatever.
#22 I_am_Nitros[152254]
h64-141-27-82.sunwave.net
9-2 for playing gay protoss and homosexual terran.

7.
#23 Desert Demon[152256]
user-0ce2k28.cable.mindspring.com
D'oh...seems my rather weak attempt at creativity confused everyone. I'm gonna edit it so it's clearer...
#24 [152258]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
That was the most interesting image/link to ever start the beginning of a report that I've seen. Tremendous job on that, it really intrigued me.

I'll hand you a 9 for the same reasons Lucky mentioned. GJ.
#25 tm[152260]
dialup-4.162.222.242.Dial1.Dallas1.Level3.net
omg pwnt :o

9999
#26 x]XR[x (RiSE)[152261]
216.255.25.134
Good job des.

Des terran = nothx
#27 Desert Demon[152262]
user-0ce2k28.cable.mindspring.com
You know it.

Thx everyone for comments and such, will take them to heart :O

And of course that lovely 8.7 is awesome too.
#28 maareek[152266]
mblt-ab052.gtcom.net
I'm in the opening image...fucking 10 just for that. Time to read.
#29 x]SS[x[152267]
ip68-111-111-125.lu.dl.cox.net
DD

Your gay!

But I love you :P

Oh and nice job ;)
#30 Decay[152268]
66.44.173.41
Haha I figured out how to get in right away newbs keke!

Nice report, if really long. I actually haven't read the last 2 games yet, but the first ones were good enough to make me want to come back and finish. :) And I know how much losing to badme sucks t.t

#31 BlackTerror[152270]
pcp04981570pcs.catonv01.md.comcast.net
Holy shit, an Arfenhouse fan!

I liked the report overall. I agree about the sometimes bland writing; the events are not very clear in my mind. Actually, that's probably two different problems. I don't think you really needed to report all of those games, especially the first couple. A five-game BR that you know starts out with you playing mediocrely for a while seems counterintuitive.
#32 Shuriken[152275]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
very neat, very plain, very good.

8.5
#33 BlueRibbon[152285]
65.167.44.66
Woo, StarCraft reports are flowing! And as always you are getting better with every report DD. There intro image was creative and genius (and if you have half a brain to move the cursor over the image up a down a few times it wasn't that hard to figure out where to click (especially when your modem is so slow to load the picture you have nothing better to do)). Good 'ol StarCraft. Keep 'em up.

Say a... 8.
#34 Desert Demon[152289]
user-0ce2k54.cable.mindspring.com
maar - Haha...that's actually my f list. I forget what was above that.

SS - <3 <3 <3 :D

Decay - Well, I'm glad some people are figuring it out...and that you're willing to come back :D

BlackTerror - I guess the whole point was to arc up in skill and quality, both as a sort of story arc and also as a cheap gimmick to make later games seem better ;) But mattz makes the point that I didn't really play on that enough, and I guess I didn't. I did the BR over a long period of time though, so...it was kinda hard to remember what I had just done. ^_^

BlueRibbon - I'm glad you liked the intro pic (also addressed to everyone else who said that).

Apparently reactions to that pic are rather mixed though...from people finding it immediatley to taking a while. Hm...well, nothing ventured nothing gained ;o

And I say 10. But I'm biased ;)
#35 KillerCorps[152300]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3940459.sympatico.ca
I liked reading it, esspecially the chapters at the beginning..I thought that was cool hehe ;). As to the games I liked them all but the first one (not much of a fan with 2v2). The images I liked and same with alt txt :) (I just love alt text hehe). The writing was bland but it had good grammar and spelling as far as I can tell (but i'm illiterate :)). Excellent report DD.

8
#36 endersshadow[152357]
ool-182d2f86.dyn.optonline.net
It would appear my walls and I are now infamous. Nice report, if a little boring near the end. Looking forward to your next one =].

8.5
#37 Lithium[152474]
pool-151-205-83-112.char.east.verizon.net
Sexy. 8.
#38 Nrj[DM][152637]
h122n3c1o838.bredband.skanova.com
This is your first report readen by me. I think you go to fast. For exampel, the toss game. What did you warp first, gas or core? When did you warp em? Wright that stuff, its important!
#39 maareek[152711]
mblt-ab091.gtcom.net
I guess I might as well bump you over the 40 hump there. Still haven't finished it, but enjoyed it so far. Get on bw you bastard (unless you have something better to do ;) ).
#40 Desert Demon[152721]
user-0ce2k1s.cable.mindspring.com
Christ, you're slow. And I've been sick -_-
#41 Desert Demon[153539]
user-0ce2kp9.cable.mindspring.com
LAST :D
#42 maareek[153551]
150.176.83.30
Are not.

I finished it, finally, good writing, idea, plot, etc. Only problem was that I wasn't in enough of it.
#43 Desert Demon[153561]
user-0ce2k6v.cable.mindspring.com
So much for a ploy to get a massive comment influx...
#44 maareek[153590]
150.176.83.30
Me and you could always spam a bit...seeing as how I've only had one report get this many comments anyway.
#45 Desert Demon[153610]
user-0ce2knu.cable.mindspring.com
Mine got stuck at 41 until I posted that message.
#46 Ex_eon[155066]
dialup-4.244.192.216.Dial1.StLouis1.Level3.net
good report actually read all of it.
#47 Desert Demon[155072]
user-0ce2kjf.cable.mindspring.com
Yay!
#48 maareek[155207]
mblt-ab035.gtcom.net
Here's hoping that a link back to it will increase the comments on this one!
#49 Desert Demon[155219]
user-0ce2k4p.cable.mindspring.com
Mm...

I doubt it.
#50 Convider[158814]
HSE-Toronto-ppp316747.sympatico.ca
last!
#51 neovipe[163222]
66-215-103-244.dhcp.malb.ca.charter.com
not anymore :D
#52 PeaceableGhost[165077]
207.75.229.32
Do I have anything better to do?

...Well, yes. But who really wants to waste time doing homework?



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