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#1 Decay[152293]
66.44.173.1
First OMG! I'm so leet!
#2 Desert Demon[152294]
user-0ce2k54.cable.mindspring.com
ASDF YOU WILL STEAL COMMENTS FROM ME LOL!!

j/k...someone unlock plz :(

#3 [152295]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
approved ;)
#4 Decay[152296]
66.44.173.1
That was fast. :O
#5 maareek[152297]
mblt-ac090.gtcom.net
I direct my comment meant for DD here...<3 DK! On to read.
#6 .Praetor[152298]
dhcp201.des.ucdavis.edu
Raters are just hanging around the site today, apparently.
#7 mattzarella[152299]
162.7.33.65.cfl.rr.com
"the first time in history Mattz has ever raped a girl"

omg hahhahha

#8 badme[152301]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Now to read...
#9 Desert Demon[152302]
user-0ce2k54.cable.mindspring.com
omg awesomeness...

I still like the Exile bit more ;)

8-9, methinks.



#10 maareek[152303]
mblt-ac090.gtcom.net
Damn you mattz! I was gonna quote that.

I only read the Starcraft report, a little time-pressed, but it was funny as hell. Too bad I knew which game it was from the introduction :/. Still <3 though.

#11 I_am_Nitros[152304]
h64-141-27-82.sunwave.net
"the first time in history Mattz has ever raped a girl"

Oh my god hahahahaha.

#12 Decay[152305]
66.44.173.1
Your a bit late there PLN. :P
#13 [152306]
67.176.104.160
I read the brood wars game first because I thought the novelty of exile would wear off. Then I was wrong. Good job.

The rook thing had me laughing my ass off.

Same as before, 8.5

You get an 8 because Dag always rates up ;)





#14 badme[152307]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Grrr.

Can we drop this whole all vs. badme thing :(

That being said..this was excellent.

8.5





#15 Decay[152308]
66.44.173.1
Badme, we can't drop it until it stops annoying you, because then it won't be fun anymore. Until then though...


















All vs Badme!

GG.



#16 maareek[152309]
mblt-ac090.gtcom.net
But, you see, "all vs badme" has won me a 1v1 against you. It works. You shouldn't have trouble with it anyway, you fencer you.
#17 .Praetor[152310]
dhcp201.des.ucdavis.edu
All vs badme!
Good game, by the way. The SC report also had me rolling. Now don't get me wrong, I triple-rax float all the time on Dire 2v2... but not when they should know it's coming...
#18 PeaceableGhost[152312]
adsl-68-250-42-194.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net
I suggest "all vs badme" as the new br.com slogan or whatever. ;-) All in favor...

Excellent report. Exile bit was good. Loved the SC game. I think the report earned a 10 for the "history making".
#19 PeaceableGhost[152313]
adsl-68-250-42-194.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net
While I'm at it, what college, Decay? Seeing as I'm also leaving for college on Sunday... well, heck, I guess like 1/3 the 18-yr-olds in the nation will be. Whatever.
#20 BlueRibbon[152314]
65.167.44.69
"Now we were a more lethal group than ever, and we were ready to go out and fucking rape some badass monsters."

....... :} 8.
#21 TwistedNecro[152315]
lsanca1-ar54-4-3-202-139.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net
lol Very hilarious! I'm starting to really look forward to these, gj! =D

8.5999999999999999 or just 8.5
#22 [152316]
67.176.104.160
"Now don't get me wrong, I triple-rax float all the time on Dire 2v2..."

In fact, you did that exact thing to badme in a 2v2 (i was his partner), prompting him to quit.
#23 [152317]
usrns54.dialup.hawaii.edu
That was a fun report to read but I actually felt that the StarCraft portion dragged it down slightly rather then complimenting.

8
#24 badme[152318]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Don't remind me of that game, lucky. I could've put my scvs under the raxes, but NOOO.
#25 mattzarella[152320]
162.7.33.65.cfl.rr.com
come on man, NO AIR UNITS
#26 Decay[152321]
66.44.173.19
Peaceable - I'm going to NDSU in Fargo, North Dakota. (insert hillbilly joke here)

As for the SC game bringing it down or whatever, people asked for it, so I did it. :)

#27 Dibbler[152328]
194.151.4.99
Good one.. again. At least now it's officially a series so no one can bother about length.
#28 PeaceableGhost[152329]
adsl-68-250-42-194.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net
Ah, Hillsdale here. *Must condeuct survey to see how many colleges have students arriving Sunday*

Me, I thought the SC game improved it... well, at least the joke about mattz... whatever.
#29 pop_killer[152331]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3945677.sympatico.ca
One word:

gay
#30 blitzkreig_[152332]
102k-desktop1.apl.washington.edu
All vs Badme!

ahaha the part about rook was hilarious, keep up the good work :}













Give win plz. ;)
Msg bot. ;)
#31 Akira_Brood[152340]
cs2417470-28.houston.rr.com
Mattz actually cheated on that SC game! He built two Wraiths at the very end. xD
#32 blitzkreig_[152344]
c-24-18-168-180.client.comcast.net
no he didn't =[
#33 mattzarella[152349]
162.7.33.65.cfl.rr.com
yeah i did but thats really a technicality cause i built the starports in his base :P
#34 [152350]
dialup-4.228.141.20.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
Magnificent.

9
#35 [152353]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
Great report - I thought the SC portion might have dragged it down a little bit too - at least there should have been more effort put into the images for the SC part. Ah well. The whole thing to me was highly entertaining - especially the writing - and it smacks of an 8.5.

Here's the 9 Lucky denied you ;).
#36 [152358]
67.176.104.160
Jesus christ, if you say somethin more about other peoples images being sub-par I'm going to break you!
#37 badme[152359]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Rater Battle #2 gogogo!

I'll bring popcorn -.-
#38 Decay[152360]
66.44.173.31
Truth is, I really didn't put much effort into the SC part. :O I really wanted to get this out before I left (1.5 days to go keke) and I've been pretty busy ever since I submitted it. Plus, it wasn't much of a game. :P Float rax, build stuff, kill stuff, win.

Lucky and Dag, you may both feel free to use my comments section as a battle ground, because having a bigger number next to my name will boost my fragile ego.

Oh and mattz, if you read this, I should have that comp we talked about by this time tomorrow. :D

And one more thing. This is the first report I've ever done thats gotten five ratings. GG.
#39 [152363]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
Well Lucky, the images in my last ten of my brs or so have been better than the images for any of your reports, and that's with me using paint, so....

lolz ;)
#40 Decay[152364]
66.44.173.20
Oooooohh...

*waits for Lucky's response*
#41 mattzarella[152365]
162.7.33.65.cfl.rr.com
hey you're supposed to be out getting drunk

im on to you
#42 Decay[152366]
66.44.173.20
I can't get drunk. Hangover > getting up at 7 and driving to the nearest Best Buy. :(
#43 badme[152369]
pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
Lucky, how did you pull off that map-overview picture?
#44 Desert Demon[152370]
user-0ce2k8j.cable.mindspring.com
Mad skillz :D
#45 [152373]
67.176.104.160
<3

Inflating decay's comments and self worth!

That minimap was made in paint too! Slowly piecing together 144 images and finding out that you can, in fact, use your entire computer's RAM on that one screen shot. Then shrink it down and it totally loses all it's coolness.
#46 Shuriken[152374]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
good god..
#47 TwistedNecro[152513]
lsanca1-ar54-4-3-202-139.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net
lol Everybody needs an ego boost! Numbuh 50 here.

How'd you take all those images at once? Was the game like paused or something? (I'm stupid, I know, but I'm like half asleep for some reason)
#48 [152515]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
replay :]



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