#1 
[154099] |
| 83.72.192.168.ip.tele2adsl.dk |
One of the many perks of ratership is that I can approve my own reports.
Many, many, many thanks to Dibbler the proofediting God.
Enjoy. |
| #2 Blitzkreig_[154100] |
| c-24-18-168-180.client.comcast.net |
| HOT DIGGITY |
| #3 Asmodues[154101] |
| fltg-dslttc1-30.fltg.net |
| 3rd. I am sexy. |
| #4 Dibbler[154102] |
| 213-84-180-234.adsl.xs4all.nl |
| Great report! It's been so long since I played Pong. |
| #5 SCV~007[154103] |
| c-960d72d5.020-69-76786a1.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se |
| halp |
| #6 wakiki[154104] |
| cable-24-158-230-168.mtv.al.charter.com |
| 6th. |
| #7 Lithium[154105] |
| pool-141-153-21-211.char.east.verizon.net |
| I got mentioned. Oh hell yes. 9.5 |
| #8 Shuriken[154106] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
| without even a glance, im sure its a 8.5+ |
| #9 SCV~007[154107] |
| c-960d72d5.020-69-76786a1.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se |
| That was a nice repport O; gosu pics. |
| #10 Shuriken[154108] |
| ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net |
hah! with a glance... damn z~l. my artistic inspiration on photoshop originally came from you, and with good reason. this report displayed amazing use of adobe and the graphics were top notch. also, it was an SC BR! finally man! although i didnt read, im sure as hell the writing was brilliant. the flash was simple, but its concept was well done and the fade-in was a great affect. awesome job!
10+ (one of the best!) |
| #11 [154110] |
| cable-24-158-230-168.mtv.al.charter.com |
| Heh, awesome. |
| #12 wakiki[154111] |
| cable-24-158-230-168.mtv.al.charter.com |
| I'm really good at forgetting my name. |
| #13 Smeagol[154112] |
| 203.52.130.138 |
Omg a Z~L Report!!!!!!!111
Do WC3 :(
I mean comon u said urself that you play a fair bit now, surely one of ur games is good?? |
| #14 Desert Demon[154113] |
| user-0ce2kkd.cable.mindspring.com |
FUCK 14TH LOL!
Hi? |
| #15 UraniumAnchor[154114] |
| inge068047.halls.colostate.edu |
It's nice to see a GOOD SC report, makes me want to play it again (I have to dig up my CDs though, not sure where they are). Mmm, Devourers...
And I got a comment on an un-rated Zergling report, woot. :p |
#16  [154115] |
| c-24-8-177-104.client.comcast.net |
That was pretty slick. I liked the air battles - bang! bang! zoom! - and the clever use of Dark Archons.
9 |
| #17 Smeagol[154116] |
| 203.52.130.138 |
| In the time it took me to post that 2 comments got posted ahead of me... |
| #18 snowyday[154119] |
| 24.107.146.150.charter-stl.com |
^^
A tribute to ZerG~LinG's amazingness and popularity. |
| #19 OverTheUnder[154121] |
| 12-216-178-164.client.mchsi.com |
| oops, if my opinion mattered i would give this a 9:P Also, this rep is liek 4-5 months old!!:O posted on wgtour so long ago lol. |
| #20 Mr.Puddles[154122] |
| 216.49.241-DSL-93.ckt.net |
| It was great. Now someone play Brood War with me. ;D |
| #21 Mr.Puddles[154123] |
| 216.49.241-DSL-93.ckt.net |
| OverTheUnder = comment whore |
| #22 SuingForDamages[154124] |
| h0080c819e03c.ne.client2.attbi.com |
wow. that report ruled over just about all humanity.
10
very kickass. MONDRAGON RULES! |
| #23 Desert Demon[154125] |
| user-0ce2kkd.cable.mindspring.com |
I think I'm not gonna read the report, but keep posting comments as if I have anyway. Just to aggravate you :]
Wow, that was awesome. I say 9-10. Your pics are so hot! |
| #24 snowyday[154126] |
| 24.107.146.150.charter-stl.com |
| DD, if you actually read it, you'd be surprised at your own clairvoyant abilities. |
| #25 badme[154127] |
| pcp05314423pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net |
| Sexy! |
| #26 endersshadow[154128] |
| ool-182d2f86.dyn.optonline.net |
Grievance:
After I spent all that time proofreading your war3 report, you couldn't even write up two paragraphs to conclude it. Bastard =]
Comment:
This was amazing. Your writing was funny and informative as always, and some of the pictures here were the greatest I've ever seen from you or any other reporter. If I were a rater I'd be at a 9.5 about now. As for the game, the unit combinations and spellcasting were interesting, but I lost interest at the end when a few consecutive paragraphs were about zerg expansions getting destroyed. Down to a 9. But then there's that incredible flash in the beginning... WHAT IS THAT THING ON THE GUY'S SHOULDER?
10. |
| #27 Desert Demon[154129] |
| user-0ce2kkd.cable.mindspring.com |
| Heh...I actually glanced at it and read the opening, and watched the flash. |
| #28 snowyday[154130] |
| 24.107.146.150.charter-stl.com |
I counted 2, yes *gasp* TWO typographical errors.
My recommendation: next time let me proofedit the Dibblerized proofedited edition. That way not only will I get to read it before it becomes available to the public, (xd) but I'll catch those two errors for ya and save you and Dibbs the embarrasment. Well it's not technically embarrasment seeing as the report kicked mucho ass. Let's just say I'd like to help out so that I get my name mentioned. ;) |
| #29 Reverse[154131] |
| h0000949954c7.ne.client2.attbi.com |
| rawr |
| #30 Desert Demon[154132] |
| user-0ce2kkd.cable.mindspring.com |
| rwar |
| #31 Convider[154134] |
| HSE-Kingston-ppp329802.sympatico.ca |
9.5
Wheres the pic you used for the background? |
| #32 PandaMitsurugi[154135] |
| ip68-14-133-39.ri.ri.cox.net |
| Hey, who won that war3 game? |
| #33 Smeagol[154139] |
| 203.52.130.138 |
| Grrr a wc3 report.. gimmeee noowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! |
| #34 TwistedNecro[154143] |
| lsanca1-ar54-4-3-196-028.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net |
omg omg omg you didn't finish that war 3 report!!! Oh well.
L33t H4x get u a 9. |
| #35 RubiksCube[154146] |
| mail.de.randstad.com |
| Ownage as usual |
| #36 snowyday[154149] |
| 24.107.146.150.charter-stl.com |
Hmmm, the quality's not quite as good as in the pictures, but the one video that you did use was awesome, and I'm not sure that 2-3 pictures could have conveyed it quite as well as the motion picture did. The Devourers and the Maelstrom and the ensnare and the reinforcing Mutalisks all came through in that little section of video.
Plus it was just really cool when the Maelstrom ended and the Devourers all came out, and you could just tell they were gonna smack the retreating 'Sairs. In my opinion that was great. |
| #37 .Praetor[154156] |
| c-67-172-163-127.client.comcast.net |
| I don't know why you included that clan chat at the end - it sucked. Your War3 half a report made up for that though. |
| #38 Raider[154157] |
| ip24-250-120-152.dc.dc.cox.net |
Great game and a great report. Didn't like the chat SS's you included, however. Also, you claimed storm did 125 damage. It doesn't. 1.08 nerfed it to do 112 damage (can't kill lurks and golies in 1 storm). Also can we have the reps plz? Of this game and the 3 preceeding it. Man having reps like this and sitting on them should be considered a crime!
But anyway, I loved this, so 9+ from me. GJ, glad to see you writing more. |
| #39 maareek[154158] |
| 150.176.83.30 |
I think the movie was good for that battle. Almost like seeing part of a RWA. It did a much better job of showing the action than screenies would have.
I agree the clan chat sucked, but having me in the shot with the pong was good. (You should report that game, btw ;p) |
| #40 [154160] |
| 83.72.192.168.ip.tele2adsl.dk |
112 damage? Bloody hell I'm out of touch with my favorite spell.
I've added a link to the replays. |
| #41 PeaceableGhost[154161] |
| 198.109.221.15 |
Yeehaw, zergling report! Let me see here... great game, great writing, great pics, 10. +1 for most original way of doing a 2 in 1 report, or something. -1 for not finishing the second report.
10. |
| #42 mattzarella[154162] |
| 162.7.33.65.cfl.rr.com |
| dont say scourges |
| #43 OverTheUnder[154164] |
| 12-216-178-164.client.mchsi.com |
Mattz has spoken:O
......"scourges" ;D |
| #44 Avail[154167] |
| c-65-97-24-49.va.client2.attbi.com |
Ling has leet pong hacks. :(
I remember when you asked for our opinions on the video thing in a BR on the Warsmith forums (where all the cool kids hang out). It came out beautifully, much better quality than I expected. Solid writing and pics as usual.
10 |
#45  [154168] |
| 12-223-249-46.client.insightbb.com |
Mmm, yummy. I still love a good SC report.
"Mondragon definetly had the psycological advantage now, a classic side-effect of being absolutely badass."
hehehe
I give this a 10. |
| #46 [154169] |
| 12-223-249-46.client.insightbb.com |
| by the way, that maelstrom move kicked fucking ass... |
| #47 Chris[154174] |
| astound-66-234-209-145.ca.astound.net |
Good work, again.
But the racist jokes at the end were erm...
Not up to par with all the other jokes out there. I mean, those are like the "I'm scraping at the bottom of the barrel for racist jokes" kind of jokes. |
| #48 Chris[154175] |
| astound-66-234-209-145.ca.astound.net |
By the way, I thought it was particularly great when you skipped most of the stuff at the beginning so we didn't have a giant clod of text about very early game stuff. Gets right down to the action.
9.5, -.5 for having movies that are too large and not acceptable to every single intarweab usar on the earth. |
| #49 Casper...[154178] |
| CPE00508d5bb46b-CM00e06f16610c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
took long enough
you know what i mean |
| #50 Casper...[154179] |
| CPE00508d5bb46b-CM00e06f16610c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| *applauds* |
#51  [154180] |
| ip68-230-2-63.ph.ph.cox.net |
| very nicely done, thought some of the humor was a bit forced, and would have liked to see a bit more updates on upgrades for each player (last i heard testie had 3 in armor and mondy had 1-0-1 for air?). none the less, very strong! 9 |
| #52 Dibbler[154182] |
| 194.151.4.99 |
Chris,
That chatlog at the end is to shown how pathetic that "clan". You're not supposed to laugh at the actual jokes, bro. I guess those yokels mistook the name 'clan' for another one. |
#53  [154183] |
| inecce-pxy01.zcce.compaq.com |
| NiCe |
#54  [154184] |
| d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net |
Drefsab is right - that movie was absolutely incredible. Your writing could use some proofreading, however. There were times when you used the same word in close proximity or employed other examples of faulty grammar. "After the attack, Mondragon lost quite a few units in the attack;" would be a good example.
Your images were spectacular, as always - just phenomenal, and the game was great. To get right down to it: I'm going to have to rate this by my sheer enjoyment of the report and hand you a 10.
BTW, those racist comments by clanners at the bottom were pretty offensive. |
| #55 Augury[154185] |
| user-10cm008.cable.mindspring.com |
| I agree with most of the other commenters, your pics were good but the movie was better. |
| #56 OverTheUnder[154186] |
| 207.28.249.74 |
| I guess I'm the only one who thought the racists things were funny? I mean, I thought the fact that there was a clan dedicated to it was funny...I THINK thats what Z~L was trying to get across. ( just another weird ass clan) ;D |
| #57 maareek[154187] |
| 150.176.83.142 |
| Well, it would have been better had it been a "SC Newb of the Day" over at warsmith. Actually, we need more newbs of the day...I nominate over ;p. |
| #58 [154188] |
| d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net |
| Having seen a ton of racism, I no longer find it even remotely funny in jokes. |
| #59
[154189] |
| 83.72.192.168.ip.tele2adsl.dk |
Let's not get this sidetracked to rascism.
Like dibb said, I didn't think it was "funny jokes", I though they were pathetic, old, over-used and boring. I found the situation funny. But please, let's not talk about this crap anymore. Before we know it we'll be discussing big bang theory and abortion rights.
It feels funny to get 5 ratings, I think that's a first for me - speaks volumes about new rater activity ^_^
Keanu: I agree my writing wasn't as good as I would have liked it, and after re-reading it myself, I found most humor forced as well. Dibbler pointed this out to me as well when proofreading - I cut a few bits on that account. |
| #60 [154191] |
| d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net |
Personally, I think abortion is wrong. However, I do agree it should be an option in cases of rape, incest or risk to the mother.
What do you guys think?
I get to do this as I gave you a 10 ;). |
| #61 .Praetor[154192] |
| c-67-172-163-127.client.comcast.net |
| Ling - I feel your comment pain. |
| #62 Dibbler[154193] |
| 213-84-180-234.adsl.xs4all.nl |
| Dag, I think children should be able to grow up so they can decide for themselves if they want to be aborted or not. |
| #63 [154194] |
| d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net |
| But can they abort their would-be aborters? |
| #64 OverTheUnder[154196] |
| 12-216-178-164.client.mchsi.com |
First of all Maar, I am known on west for my gosu nuke rush with comsat so GG:O
I Think it's pretty obvious we need to look into the childs future and c how productive they are going to be..kill the WEAK ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE......:O! ( if this offends anyone i'm only j/k....i just think its sad how careful u have to be now a days about jokes because they might "offend" someone":/ ) |
| #65 [154197] |
| 83.72.192.168.ip.tele2adsl.dk |
Okay, here we fucking go.
I'm glad you mention rape, risk to the mother and incest. Because some people can't even see the idea of abortion in this light.
Nonetheless:
Some people are not ready to have babies, mentally, economically etc. We need to have abortion as an option, or the end result will be a lose-lose situation. It's bad for the baby, because it'll be raised in a bad environment. It's also bad for the mother/father, because it can ruin their life.
That would be my very short version of the socially responsible argument for abortion.
As for personal freedom argument:
How can you, or society as a whole, DECIDE that someone should have a baby? Everyone makes mistakes, now how can we say, even when we have painless and inexpensive ways of rectifying that mistake, that we can't do anything about it? It's not our child, it's the would-be (or would-not-be) parents'.
As for the "it's like murder!" crap, no the hell it isn't. It's interfering with the natural way of doing things, yes. But so is drinking Coke, using the internet and watching reality TV.
At the end of the day, you think one thing, I think another. It's 1am and I'm going to bed -.- |
| #66 [154198] |
| ip68-230-2-63.ph.ph.cox.net |
| kinda the same thing as religion right? whats the use? |
| #67 mattzarella[154199] |
| 162.7.33.65.cfl.rr.com |
hey guys i hate queers
argue go!!!
lolisterine |
| #68 Desert Demon[154201] |
| user-0ce2km9.cable.mindspring.com |
Getting drunk off of Listerine is bad for your health.
BTW, because mattz brought it up, how is homosexuality looked at where you guys are from? Like how would someone react if you said "I'm gay" to them? Around here, amongst the liberaler group, it'd probably be accepted, however the rest probably would ostracize you. Of course, I haven't tried, but this is based on stuff like how often and how derogatorily (is that a word?) "gay" or "faggot" or whatever is used, and other such comments. |
| #69 [154202] |
| d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net |
| Canada is the only country in the world that allows gay marriage. However, insults like "gay" and "fag" and "queer" are used very regularly here as elsewhere. In the larger cities being gay is an oddity yet quite accepted - in fact, one of my friends is gay. |
| #70 LameJoker[154204] |
| pool-70-18-96-114.alb.east.verizon.net |
| I attend a normal highschool in a small city in Upstate New York, and at least one of my friends is gay. Just because it isnt accepted doesnt mean they arent there, they just arent going to come out with it. As for this kid I know, he is fairly popular, but there is definitely disrespecting behind his back going on too, even in the drama club-liberal type crowd. |
| #71 Dialtone[154206] |
| athei53-c-223.otenet.gr |
| This report rocks, even with the distinct lack of dialtone in it. It took me 75 comments to come up with one as good as this one. <3 ling |
| #72 mick[154207] |
| bri-pow-pr2.tpgi.com.au |
| ;o |
| #73 Napoleic[154208] |
| 218.9.233.178 |
| haha not even Testie can with with zerg on islands |
| #74 Dibbler[154209] |
| 194.151.4.99 |
| Dag, in Holland gay people can marry as well. I'm not sure wether they can have abortions though. |
| #75 [154210] |
| inecce-pxy01.zcce.compaq.com |
| this report sucks cuz the comment section has turned gay |
| #76 rook020?[154211] |
| d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net |
| really? We're constantly told here we're the only country . . . perhaps it's just the first :) |
| #77 Raider[154212] |
| 141.161.98.100 |
| bah, what happened to the comments section? |
| #78 Desert Demon[154214] |
| user-0ce2km9.cable.mindspring.com |
"drama club-liberal type crowd"
Isn't it odd how all the left wingers are right brained, and the right wingers are left brained?
:P |
| #79 BlackTerror[154215] |
| resnet-235-146.resnet.UMBC.EDU |
| They are? I haven't met many right-wing computer scientists... |
| #80 Desert Demon[154216] |
| user-0ce2km9.cable.mindspring.com |
Eh, I guess so.
It only worked out that way in my mind because of the drama club liberal crowd thing, and the fact that my conservative friend doesn't want to be considered right brained :] |
| #81 striz[154217] |
| CPE0007e95ea1fa-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
and now, back to the report...!
ling, you're so hot right now. ever seen the big lebowski? you're the dude, in the full literal sense of bathrobe shopping and bathtub roaching and getting to check out tara reid in a bikini. hooray for this report.
me. |
| #82 Mostly-Harmless[154218] |
| h119.9.40.162.ip.alltel.net |
| A commendable piece. |
| #83 wakiki[154219] |
| cable-24-196-28-151.mtv.al.charter.com |
| Hey, let's talk about gay abortions. |
| #84 Desert Demon[154220] |
| user-0ce2km9.cable.mindspring.com |
Those are hard to do.
BTW, we have this thing at our school colled COLAGE. Children of Lesbian and Gay something, but I have no idea what the E stands for. Any ideas?
striz, what report? Hehehe |
| #85 wakiki[154223] |
| cable-24-196-28-151.mtv.al.charter.com |
Duh?
Children Of Lesbian And Gay Elephants. |
| #86 Dibbler[154224] |
| 213-84-180-234.adsl.xs4all.nl |
| For all off-topic comments plz visit the warsmith: they're good at that. |
| #87 LameJoker[154225] |
| pool-68-236-140-153.alb.east.verizon.net |
| lol sorry for getting off topic, I would just like to say that this report is gosu. |
| #88 Desert Demon[154226] |
| user-0ce2km9.cable.mindspring.com |
| Yeah but this is the USA...there aren't any elephants.. |
| #89 Casper...[154227] |
| CPE00508d5bb46b-CM00e06f16610c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| i support a woman's right to give me head |
| #90 [154228] |
| d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net |
| I sure as hell don't |
| #91 [154230] |
| 83.72.192.168.ip.tele2adsl.dk |
Don't take a stand before you tried it dag O_O
Anyway, back to how sexy tara reid is. |
| #92 Tara Reid[154231] |
| 213-84-180-234.adsl.xs4all.nl |
| Brian, get back into bed. Don't loose your head over the number of comments you're getting. |
| #93 [154232] |
| ip68-230-2-63.ph.ph.cox.net |
kristin kreuk - yes please
tara reid - not so much |
| #94 EMS[154233] |
| labhost-812-1149.katf.jhu.edu |
| didn't relaly appreciate the racist clan chat... but otherwise was good |
| #95 adrenaling[154235] |
| CPE00a065cb0ceb-CM014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| #99. hi. |
| #96 adrenaling[154236] |
| CPE00a065cb0ceb-CM014100005949.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com |
| #100. cool report. last double-digit, first triple-digit! |
| #97 mick[154237] |
| bri-pow-pr2.tpgi.com.au |
| kinda similar to lol |
| #98 Raider[154243] |
| ip24-250-120-152.dc.dc.cox.net |
| this is the most blatant comment whoring I have ever seen |
| #99 [154244] |
| 83.72.192.168.ip.tele2adsl.dk |
Kristin Kreuk. Agreed.
And everyone from that show, Popular or whatever that ran a while ago -.- |
| #100 slammer.aE[154248] |
| 64-40-51-128.ncplus.net |
how od i get into ~nohunters its restricted?
|
| #101 Desert Demon[154249] |
| user-0ce2ksl.cable.mindspring.com |
| op ~nohunters |
| #102 Sabotage[154427] |
| pool-68-160-213-125.ny325.east.verizon.net |
| Lol its all good, corsairs and zerg overlords lol! |
| #103 Krud[154613] |
| pool-68-160-213-125.ny325.east.verizon.net |
| ZERGLING YOUR ROCK MAN!!!! OMG YOUR MY LEADER! |
| #104 All-FeAr[154813] |
| 165.154.24.194 |
| most comments ever (well for a long time) |
#105  [155041] |
| user-12l2ep3.cable.mindspring.com |
Damn can't believe I didn't news link this one. And I also would have given it a 10! Unfortunately I didn't read it right away when it was released.
Well I think I'll news link it belatedly. Nice work man this was classic. |
| #106 SuingFOrDamages[155069] |
| h0080c819e03c.ne.client2.attbi.com |
Mick needs to go write a report...and this is still God.
10 |
| #107 EMS[155074] |
| pcp08442226pcs.kirkav01.md.comcast.net |
| I hate to say this, but i thought it was already reported... if I'm not mistaken... I'm going to go look |
| #108 EMS[155075] |
| pcp08442226pcs.kirkav01.md.comcast.net |
| lol thats cause this is the report I read... didn't realize that this was an old report |
| #109 Foo[155083] |
| 194.69.224.7 |
Man, your reports rock!
Respect! |
| #110 wakiki[155084] |
| cable-68-113-117-177.mtv.al.charter.com |
Just a little bit!
*dances* |
| #111 Dibbler[155086] |
| 194.151.4.99 |
| Wakiki, you last comment whore! |
| #112 maareek[155087] |
| 150.176.83.123 |
Dibb, you can remove "last" and "comment" from that statement. If you want, you can even replace them with "filthy".
Ling's most recent still kicks names and takes ass. |
| #113 MaStErZ[155243] |
| ool-4350e6b7.dyn.optonline.net |
| interesting |
| #114 Sojoo[155354] |
| 200-158-18-180.dsl.telesp.net.br |
ive just read the report. and it was the first time a i read such an interesting, well written, beautifully built report. just AWESOME!
excellent work guys, keep it up! |
| #115 maareek[155479] |
| mblt-ac060.gtcom.net |
| I take credit for spreading your fame, ling. :) You may repay me with 10's and drunken women. |
| #116 Stereo[155481] |
| 80.232.81.200 |
best report ever ! ?
enjoyed reading every word of it.
btw, what's the point with replays when you've got battle reports like these ? :P |
| #117 somE GuY[155783] |
| px4so.cg.shawcable.net |
122!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| #118 neoviper[156389] |
| 66-215-103-244.mal-mres.charterpipeline.net |
| by the time you get to 122 there is nothing to be proud about |
| #119 NotJim[165864] |
| ppp-51-140.grapevine.net.au |
| Wow. |
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