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#1 Desert Demon[155684]
dsl-KK-140.192.95.61.touchtelindia.net
lolololololol :D
#2 Desert Demon[155685]
dsl-KK-140.192.95.61.touchtelindia.net
<3 for idle mind link.
#3 [155690]
c-67-180-207-56.client.comcast.net
What, my front page mentions aren't quick enough? You fool!
#4 Zero=)[155691]
c-67-182-32-59.client.comcast.net
hm...nice report...the dialogue in the text reminds me of when i tried making my own BR's a few years back...i was looking at them a few weeks ago...the pics still amuse me even though they're pretty bad reports =P
#5 Von Doom[155692]
213-150-159-239.telenor.se
Ack!! More stories of the brave Zealot!

Could we get a BIO of him?? some nice underwear pics too perhaps??

hmm, what do Zealots use for underwear..?

anyhoo.. great Report!





#6 badme[155693]
pcp05313686pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
<3 Lithium!
#7 badme[155694]
pcp05313686pcs.norstn01.pa.comcast.net
BTW:

"This has been a Lithium Productions"?

English plez ;(



#8 endersshadow[155695]
ool-182d2f86.dyn.optonline.net
I go kill myself k T_T?
#9 endersshadow[155696]
ool-182d2f86.dyn.optonline.net
I really enjoyed the majority of this report (the exception being the three page introduction), and I felt you did a pretty good job with the second game. I thought for a moment that you forgot to include the part where Misclick killed twelve marines with irradiate, but I was happy to see it safely nestled amongst some battle description paragraphs. Nice job all around.

As for me, I guess it's back to reporting korean replays no one's ever seen before :P.

#10 maareek[155697]
mblt-aa085.gtcom.net
I love you, man! Now I have to get unlazy and finish up another report, you bastard! ;p
#11 Crazster[155698]
n219077188046.netvigator.com
Iron Man?

Loved the report, I'd say deserved a 9 at least. Old sytle reports with peon talking and a quality game. Maybe at the end where 5 bases to 1 you could expound on what was happening. Like hat the zerg must of been thinking, how the terran5 bases to 1 chose to do this ect.

#12 maareek[155700]
mblt-aa085.gtcom.net
So the new age of br.com includes nude pics of chicks who face off against Koreans not playing their main race? I think I can handle that.

I was just thinking this morning that I would get up and check your progress, only to find that you'd released the damn thing! But it was pretty good anyway, although it short-changed much of what I expected from your endless boasting. :/

*ahem* The finest move you have ever seen is when I dodged the spines of 3 lurkers with a goon repeatedly, yes? I thought so. Plus archon splash using a zealot is a much cooler way to kill a zealot .;)

Syn didn't beat me, I had to leave. :( Though the odds of her beating me were fairly high, anyway.

Ender: Good luck finding reps I haven't seen before. ;p

Overall I loved it, although I'm sure I'll think of some things I dislike about it later because I am bitter at you being better than me at this. ;) <3









#13 Lithium[155701]
pool-207-68-83-74.char.east.verizon.net
Maar: Eventually, I will sit my ass down and just make a 10-worthy report. But, for some reason, when it gets down to it, I don't want to taker the extra three weeks to do that, and would rather make an 8-9 worthy report. So my endless boasting is just because I'm better than you. <3

Crazster: Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.

Ender: I'm sorry! <3!!!!

Thanks for the comments so far everyone.



#14 Hikaru[155705]
12-221-78-251.client.insightBB.com
I wish that there were some 5 goon scouting in this but very good report!
#15 [155706]
83.72.192.168.ip.tele2adsl.dk
Ah, I thought there had to come some quality report from that tournament. Next time let's not match me with the winner in first round, mmmyesss?

My major qualms with this report was a lack of minimaps (especially when the game begins - CLEARLY display where is who and with which race) it helps setting up a clear mental image in the reader's mind for the rest of the report.

Was the introduction too long? Well, I think badme's fencing br's were shorter than that introduction, to be frank. I fall victim to this myself sometimes - you just gotta remember what's important, and not retell your life story for the past 3 months.

More focus on those 14 marines killed by misclicks own irradiate please :D

The only other thing I have is with the writing in general, as it sometimes has a lot of text that really doesn't say much. I know I definetly have this problem myself, trying to "write my ass off" with all kinds of long drawn jokes and funny ideas. Try saying no to these ideas right off the bat - shorter, tightly packed report with pure goodness is better than long drawn out.

I've wondered why CB's reports always seen so smooth and wellwritten, and I think it's because he rarely goes off on long linguistic adventures (such as that one?).

As example, the Super Goon whatever. I'm not entirely sure if they're a good idea. In a way they break the rhythm of the report, and without being hilariously entertaining, they just kinda go off into nowhere.

I think the hardest thing might be trying to say no to all these neat ideas we get, and try to focus on the task and let amusing things and funny tie-ins come more naturally.

Long comment comes to an end, in quite a self-contradictory way I guess :/

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#16 OverTheUnder[155707]
12-216-178-164.client.mchsi.com
Dude i am teh Ricky Martin ....O_O
#17 maareek[155708]
mblt-aa085.gtcom.net
It's better than being R. Kelly with a masturbation title. :(

Um...what ling said. (See how seccint that was?)
#18 Reverse[155709]
h0000949954c7.ne.client2.attbi.com
Is it just me, or does Jim Raynor's Memory - Jungle Version appear to have kidneys?
#19 SnK-Arcbound[155710]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.88.79.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
Me likey. Except I hate when the zerg loses. Plague>marines,medics,firebats (have you ever seen what happens when you get some marines with this with like 5 medics around? Abunch of 0 energy medics. And 1 hp marines.) I wonder how this would have turned out if she had used ensnare. I've been thinking about it and ensnare can turn around some pretty big battles in your favor. Nice two in one report too.
#20 Convider[155712]
HSE-Toronto-ppp304600.sympatico.ca
OMGOMGOMGOMG IM JOHNNY DEPP. IM HAWT!
best game I ever obsed, and the report did good justice to it.
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#21 CdL)misclick[155713]
adsl-68-125-82-170.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net
You should have emphasized my idle cc's and the part where the irraditated science vessels get floated back to my base and kill 16ish marines :o

I didn't know the map... that explains my idle ccs. If I only knew where to fly them to :X
#22 Crazster[155714]
n219077081103.netvigator.com
The sickest use of the queen is spawn broodling. Send a couple around and broodling a coupla scv's. Or broodling medics then forntal assault. I swear that spawn broodling can be as effective as psi storms.
#23 Dibbler[155715]
194.151.4.99
I remember giving up my place in that tournament to the eventual winner: does that rub off on me? Great report Lithium, I didn't mind the long intro. That was obviously done knowing everyone has a lots of spare time at the moment and no way to spend it.

About the alt-text: You reported two Synergy games and got no quotes from that? Synergy must have provided you with some.

Anyways: 8.5
#24 NtN-Scissors[155717]
cpc2-cmbg6-3-0-cust65.cmbg.cable.ntl.com
No no no, you should have emphasized how he had 1 base and 5k minerals in the bank and won by turtling.

Sucks to be you misclick.
#25 SnK-Arcbound[155718]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.88.79.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
Spawnbroodling cost 150, Psi storm costs 75. Spawnbroodling kills ONE ground, non-mechanical units, Psi storm does ~100 damage to all units in an area. 1 ht could kill a late attack force all by its self. Psi storm>all zerg units, terran early units. Queens>scv's. See the difference?
#26 SnK-Arcbound[155719]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.88.79.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
*late early attack force.

Make spawn broodling 100 or less and then it will be playable. How many times did they reduce Psi storms damage?
#27 EMS[155720]
cache-rtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
I thought this was a great report, though I agree that you should have made more fun of misclick for killing his own marines.

My favorite line:

Overlord popping is the official sport of Shakuras, and not wanting to get out of practice, this corsair begins firing.

for some reason I laughed my ass off.

Anyhow, it was great, though you should have mentioned that Misclicks oppenent in the finals tried to 6 pool ling rush him on an island map. You could have mentioned that in the post game commentary. That was histerical to be obsing that game.

Anyhow.. good report.
#28 Decay[155721]
66.44.173.1
While it seems that BW 1v1 brs are starting to get old, this one did keep my attention all the way through. I thought most of the humor flowed well with the report (with the exception of that super goon thing, that didn't seem to do anything for me) and the pictures were very good. Nice job jew-boy. ;)
#29 Micro[155723]
cache-rtc-aa01.proxy.aol.com
pimp
#30 maareek[155724]
mblt-ab059.gtcom.net
Why in the hell would you broodling a medic when you could ensnare TWICE with the same amount of energy?
#31 CdL)misclick[155725]
adsl-68-125-82-170.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net
F*ck you sci ;)
#32 OverTheUnder[155726]
12-216-178-164.client.mchsi.com
OMg decay bw 1v1 is only teh best brs ever in teh historiez of site:D
#33 endersshadow[155734]
ool-182d2b20.dyn.optonline.net
LET'S JUST KEEP SPOILING THE ENTIRE TOURNAMENT, EH?
#34 SnK-Arcbound[155736]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.88.79.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
They made medics to make early terran units good, but in doing so over powered them against zerg. Notice how little changes they mad to the zerg, they made them weaker, 200 pools, 100 less hp sunkens. Sunkens are the only early zerg defense. Lings just don't do it. They should reduce the cost by 25 is what I say. Marines>sunkens Zealots>sunkens tanks>sunkens. Why do sunkens have explosive attack?
#35 wakiki[155739]
cable-68-185-155-76.mtv.al.charter.com
Omg OTU is sooo hott!

Good report :]
#36 SnK-Arcbound[155751]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.88.79.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
Guys, you need some uber t3ch.
#37 OverTheUnder[155752]
12-216-178-164.client.mchsi.com
Thats me on a bad day;)
#38 Nova[155766]
wbar9.lax1-4-11-198-123.dsl-verizon.net
obz0r~ thx;;
#39 Desert Demon[155779]
user-0ce2ks8.cable.mindspring.com
AHAHA newb :D
#40 Tal[155830]
host217-43-143-31.range217-43.btcentralplus.com
Good report, but when watching the replay it seemed that the T player had like 5000 minerals for a lot of the game, and was in reality just toying with the zerg? I'm confused...
#41 maareek[155842]
mblt-aa068.gtcom.net
Dibb: About lith having no quotes from syn...it's because syn hates him. ;)

Tal: No, he just sucks with T. In all truthfulness, he sucks at macro with all races. And his micro isn't very good. And he's Korean so his apm is on like a 100 point scale. OH! And he overstims...a lot. And kills his own marines with irradiate. 200 apm my ass...
#42 [156361]
usrns73.dialup.hawaii.edu
Most of anything I would say has already been said so I'll skip it. Zerg~Ling and the others have it covered. I will say that your pictures were an improvement over your last report.

Other than that, nice report and here's an 8.



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