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#1 yoda[157680]
dialup-4.228.204.24.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
this is probably the best report i've ever read
#2 PeaceableGhost[157681]
69.216.101.236
Aspiring YRM, are we?
#3 [157682]
houwebproxy04.americas.hp.net
this is horrible
#4 [157683]
68.79.174.39
Ok, I'm sure I'll receive a lot of flames for giving this a 7. But quite frankly, I thought the writing was excellent, and for some reason this rock paper scissors match held my interest from beginning to end.

Furthermore the originality and hilarity of going into detail about the strategies involved in a game of RPS was very unique and off the wall.

I admit I almost gave it a 6 because it was so short, but it got a +1 for being so original and probably another +1 for being funny.



#5 [157684]
houwebproxy04.americas.hp.net
I mean I love you yoda, but come on.
#6 yoda[157685]
dialup-4.228.204.24.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
i did my best, gary

thats all i can do

#7 Woah[157686]
a212-113-164-102.netcabo.pt
This is great! I play RPS for a long time now and it rocks indeed, its all about mind games, really enjoyed it =)

Besides it is one of the things, along with fan-fics that don´t need pictures, keep them coming ! :D, the introduction on the first "mind game" you and Sid made along with the thrilling effort to win, using luck to choose for you sometimes and, therefore confusing your opponent was great imo ;)

You win the next time, gl! =)



#8 [157687]
bl5-197-246.dsl.telepac.pt
decent report (6) but some X-com report would be better. :p
#9 Crazster[157689]
n219079056220.netvigator.com
Loved it so bad. Held me start to finish. If you put a proper background, a longer math with less dice rolls and more stratergy. As well as some pictures of something, like the chat or the scores or even a rock and a sissors, or the acutal hand positions it would own.

Loved it 7, possible 8-9 with above suggestions

Gogo YRM impersonator :D

Anyone remmeber angry laser guy?





#10 [157690]
d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net
this owned - funniest report in ages. 7.
#11 azntemplar00[157692]
pool-138-88-154-222.esr.east.verizon.net
maybe you could put some pics of hands next time :-D
#12 Convider[157693]
HSE-Toronto-ppp316734.sympatico.ca
6.5
#13 DMage[157694]
12-214-195-28.client.mchsi.com
Hilarious. Best battle report I've read for a long time.
#14 Asmodues[157696]
fltg-dslttc1-30.fltg.net
I loved it.

Man, the shoddier the report, the more we like it :(

#15 Sid[157708]
h000f1f7d0fd9.ne.client2.attbi.com
best BR i've ever read

yoda's too modest to add to his quickly-growing RPS legend, but when some moderator mouthed off to him after yoda lost a match, yoda quickly challenged him to a best of 5 RPS match on the spot.

yoda quickly dispatched the newbie 3-1 (using scissors rock rock, of course) and then put him in his place:


[21:04] yoda: sid moderates
[21:04] ou est la biere: ok
[21:05] ou est la biere: i = owned
[21:05] ou est la biere: gg
[21:05] yoda: SUCK IT NEWBIE
[21:05] yoda: next time youll think twice before you taunt a rps MASTER
[21:06] ou est la biere: imma watch saw now
[21:06] * ou est la biere bows to the master
[21:06] yoda: ye thats rite











#16 EMS[157710]
pcp08442226pcs.kirkav01.md.comcast.net
Well, I hate to bust the bubble, but a report has already been done on RPS. That doesn't take away from the beuty of this one.

It was good, I believe RubicsCube did the RPS battlereport. IT ROCKED, it had pics if I'm not mistaken. Gonna go find, brb/
#17 EMS[157713]
pcp08442226pcs.kirkav01.md.comcast.net
BTW it is funnymarx not rubiks
#18 SnK-Arcbound[157716]
evrtwa1-ar11-4.14.98.31.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
Me likey me likey KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
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#19 [157717]
d141-165-127.home.cgocable.net
yeah funnymarx owns
#20 scn[157718]
c-24-118-214-130.mn.client2.attbi.com
the beginning was funny then it stopped being funny and i started being bored. fuck you johnny
#21 Chris[157719]
astound-64-85-237-46.ca.astound.net
Good report.
#22 yoda[157720]
dialup-4.228.186.191.Dial1.Denver1.Level3.net
hey jeremy: shut the HECK up!
#23 [157721]
user-12l2ep3.cable.mindspring.com
Wow, good find with that old RPS report. My bad. Still, its been 3.5 years, it was high time for another. =)
#24 derek[157722]
c-24-14-181-222.client.comcast.net
However, one of the few things I enjoy more than an angry mumin is a defeated sid. His eager response made me believe that he was pretending to play along, and would infact cover my rock again if I went with the plan. Therefore I picked scissors to cut him up and take the match.

ahahahaha

yeah jeremy shut up
#25 SCV~007[157723]
c-b10d72d5.020-69-76786a1.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se
Nice. Ofcourse, our swedish variant of "sten, sax, påse" is somewhat superior to the american version, but yours can still be fun.
#26 Benny[157724]
c-24-18-56-47.client.comcast.net
rofl...
Watchout Sid, I'mma coming 4 u.

/me flexes
#27 Sid[157726]
h000f1f7d0fd9.ne.client2.attbi.com
ye, agreed, jeremy shut up
#28 [157727]
83.72.192.168.ip.tele2adsl.dk
This was hilarious.

"sid: the swedish equivalent is probably stone/fjord/horse"

That cracked me up -.-
#29 Timid[157728]
cpe-24-30-184-75.socal.res.rr.com
yeah this was really good.
#30 EmS[157729]
pcp08442226pcs.kirkav01.md.comcast.net
well glad I could furnish the old report, and yes... I guess I'm oldschool for this site now... probably should even be releasing reports..... man I suck, I promise a report this summer
#31 Eeeegor[157731]
syd-pow-pr7.tpgi.com.au
best battle report ever

word to sid, RPS king
#32 Noctani[157735]
ilmtzn57.one-eleven.net
GJ

I was rolling
#33 goat[157748]
c-24-19-166-171.client.comcast.net
That was awesome..u get a 9 for that for sure
#34 Inoxx[157772]
rdu168-180-089.nc.rr.com
9-10. Best report in a long while.
#35 striz[157774]
CPE0007e95ea1fa-CM013050003852.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
trippy. you're my idol.
thumb-wrestling br coming up.
#36 kiva han[157825]
202.88.129.159
this is really good...enjoyed it...
#37 [157833]
CPE000f3d01470a-CM00e06f16610c.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
that was amazing...10!
#38 Raider[157835]
ip68-227-201-93.dc.dc.cox.net
T_Mac posted a comment on a report...and rated it. The world must be coming to an end.
#39 Raider[157836]
ip68-227-201-93.dc.dc.cox.net
cute report yoda ^^
#40 yoda[157858]
pm3-1-124.boscobel.mwt.net
haha <3 tmac


im gold baby, GOLD
#41 Dice[158131]
nj-65-164-22-169.dyn.sprint-hsd.net
that was pretty good still though you could have done I give it a <b>7.5</b>
#42 Dice[158132]
nj-65-164-22-169.dyn.sprint-hsd.net
damn HTML didn't work
#43 el_sux0r[158225]
dhcp078248.res-hall.northwestern.edu
Ah, looking to fill funnymarx's shoes, are we?

Wow, t_mac is alive. I don't know what to say.

The "guantlet" is indeed thrown.
#44 Corbalt[158327]
c-24-147-145-253.hsd1.ma.comcast.net
the part where you both agreed to pick rock then both tried to trick each other, assumed the other was trying to trick you, so went for scissors was hilarious. if either you had actually picked rock you would've won!



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