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#1 Turbo_Noob[163001]
c-24-15-79-148.hsd1.il.comcast.net
Please keep an open mind while reading this!
#2 [163002]
c-67-161-196-20.hsd1.co.comcast.net
Approved... I hope this was a good idea.
#3 Turbo_Noob[163003]
c-24-15-79-148.hsd1.il.comcast.net
AHAHAH YOU FOOL

#4 micro[163007]
cache-mtc-ad05.proxy.aol.com
not work safe? this is not anything safe :[
#5 [163009]
c-67-161-196-20.hsd1.co.comcast.net
I didn't think it was possible, but this was shorter than even my report.

It wasn't very tasteful, and definitely doesn't qualify as a battlereport. But there was *some* effort in it, which is why I approved it in the first place.

#6 NewbEye[163010]
dp-216-106-106-5.storm.ca
Eeek. You couldn't have cropped the pictures a bit?

I always wondered what went on in games like that, and now I know. Next time, get the webcam shots.

#7 Turbo_Noob[163011]
c-24-15-79-148.hsd1.il.comcast.net
it's not really a report, more of me kicking people while they're already down.
#8 Turbo_Noob[163012]
c-24-15-79-148.hsd1.il.comcast.net
and by people I mean the kind that have cyber-sex on starcraft.
#9 OverTheUnder[163013]
12-205-145-63.client.mchsi.com
-_-;
#10 ScotTt[163014]
stjhnf0111w-142162140080.dhcp-dynamic.nl.aliant.net
I like it. Very articulate, and point taken.
#11 Lithium[163016]
stl347-1.resnet.wvu.edu
I LOL'ed.
#12 PeaceableGhost[163018]
69.216.109.9
Uh... yeah. Well. That's different.
#13 Convider[163021]
HSE-Hamilton-ppp291311.sympatico.ca
I laughed :D Awesome stuff!

#14 maareek[163022]
dblt.66-243-227-99.gtcom.net
...Yeah, I didnt laugh though I cringed a time or three.
#15 Raider[163075]
c-69-255-11-242.hsd1.va.comcast.net
Aaargh too much pink. But I did have a laugh. And I am assuming you put pink there on purpose and not because you thought it would look good (plz say yes) so a 5.5.
#16 [163086]
ip68-225-202-104.ph.ph.cox.net
this would be halfway interesting and funny if the whole fake cybersex thing wasn't so played out already.

for reports of...this nature (faking people), you need to be much more creative. take a look at fessors "HI HAWK" report to see what i mean.

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#17 Feanor[163145]
urz-p528.rz.uni-jena.de
somehow funny...
good for one, but no more plz
#18 [163149]
12-202-58-113.client.insightBB.com
Wow, this was hot.
#19 TheCheeseManCan[163150]
CPE000f3d63fc11-CM000f9f50cd74.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Lmao
#20 WarLeaderJustin[163226]
dg9ny381.bc.edu
not funny.

sorry.

#21 mattzarella[163359]
218.7.33.65.cfl.res.rr.com
a 7?

lol

#22 Chris[163449]
astound-64-85-254-196.ca.astound.net
Sucked.
#23 punknbeans[163494]
adsl-70-226-189-106.dsl.mdsnwi.sbcglobal.net
somehow it works...

i'm not sure which is more disturbing though... the thought of you cribbing your text from some steamy romance novels, or the thought of you composing all that text yourself...

#24 Blackchaos[164225]
125.156-78-65.ftth.swbr.surewest.net
.......I thought my reports suck.



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