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#1 [163642]
user-0ce2kp9.cable.mindspring.com
approved bitches!
#2 [163643]
user-0ce2kp9.cable.mindspring.com
Okay fixed a broken link. It's really done now =P
#3 Lithium[163644]
24-50-187-34.pittpa.adelphia.net
Fag.
#4 snowyday[163645]
71-81-71-191.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com
comment
#5 [163647]
user-12l2ep3.cable.mindspring.com
Ah the bloodbath 3 way ffa's are always interesting with the prize being that 4th base. Nice report, I liked the layout, very pleasing to the eye. Looked like a good game. Starcraft still rocks!
#6 Psyonic_Reaver[163648]
bbb72-0-165-181.bendbroadband.com
I didn't think you were going to BR that. Yeah. Stupid guardians... I knew I should have picked Terran. =p GG all around. 8
#7 Convider[163651]
toronto-HSE-ppp4110710.sympatico.ca
What????? Everyone knows that raters aren't allowed to make reports, comment, or rate after they're promoted!

-10 for breaking the promoted to rater=permabanned rule.
+10 for being Shwin
+7 for the game... the humour didn't seem too forced, but still failed to elicit a chuckle from me... the game itself seemed nice, and the format and pics were well done.



#8 NewbEye[163654]
dp-216-106-106-52.storm.ca
Total hax. You kept taking advantage of your opponents at their weakest :(

Call me a nut, but the gratuitous swearing/gay-bashing made it look like a schoolyard fight. Stellar pics and layout, as usual, though.

#9 lnept[163667]
cache-rtc-ab03.proxy.aol.com
bad jokes, good game

7.5

#10 Dibbler[163677]
213-84-180-234.adsl.xs4all.nl
What a turd-twisting report. Good read, good game.
#11 neovipe[163684]
66-215-103-244.dhcp.malb.ca.charter.com
dont forget to include the observers, they're the most important part of the game.
#12 neovipe[163685]
66-215-103-244.dhcp.malb.ca.charter.com
oh i see you did :P nvm then
#13 Feanor[163696]
urz-p520.rz.uni-jena.de
Nice Game, nice report.
I like it...
#14 PeaceableGhost[163707]
69.216.106.245
Niceag me, decent report. 7.
#15 PeaceableGhost[163708]
69.216.106.245
My keyboard hates me. I just want to say that.
#16 [163785]
dsl-216-227-126-81.gtcom.net
Was pretty good, but not overly entertaining in my book. Definitely worth reading, and enjoyable but I think I would have preferred to spend the time playing BW (and yes, this is the stick I use to measure reports with) so I'm gonna give it a seven.
#17 micro[163825]
cache-mtc-ae02.proxy.aol.com
why haven't i commented on this yet? gg, fags. and nice quickie report ;o

ling rule!

#18 Decay[163855]
250-56.69-92-cpe.cableone.net
Nice, entertaining report, gotta keep the FFA tradition alive. I'd say 8.

But when the hell did you two become raters? Gawd, I have been away for a while. :O

#19 mattzarella[163933]
96.5.33.65.cfl.res.rr.com
getting around to read all the decently new reports i suppose

the other night after i finished writing i thought that i would go back and read some of my old reports. i hadn't even looked at them since i disappeared into WoW a while ago and rereading the hurricane reports made me a moderately happy man. when i read my first report, though, it was a ludicrous bombardment of penis jokes and the like. i realized that even after about two years that writing is no longer entertaining to me, especially in such a vast heap of it. a lot of it was pretty racy and if i were to write it over again i would most definitely tone it down.

that being said, your writing in this report reminded me of that. i used to think that it was okay to say "fags" in excess, but in retrospect it's not really as funny in a battlereport as it is, say, when you're talking to a homosexual. i don't want to diss your report too harshly, but a lot of the jokes turned me off whenever they included relatively vulgar words or phrases. hypocritical, i know, but it bothered me all the same.

you might also want to try padding your text a little more, it was bunched up to the pictures at times and too close to the edge of the table for me. you can probably afford at least another 5-10 pixels in that regard.

other than those two quips, this was a good one. short and sweet, and FFAs are always the most entertaining kind of game to read about, especially 3 nohunters on bloodbath. i like reading short reports, btw, that made it quite a bit better.

8 with kudos for actually writing something :)









#20 took023[165381]
c-24-8-254-222.hsd1.co.comcast.net
Found via maareeks' guide :D
#21 [165382]
c-24-8-254-222.hsd1.co.comcast.net
i fail




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