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| #1 Fractal_Wave[4639] | | Put your hands in the air for Dark Swarm / Plague vs. the Battle Cruisier Victory Fleet!
<Fractal_Wave puts his hands in the air> | | #2 Biketurtle[4642] | | | Funny BR, but also great as well. Don't make fun of Defilers they are house trained if trained at an early age, just a tip, next time you decide to raise Defilers. Hopefully "The Defiler" will regain his social life in a couple of zerg days and not be like me for the rest of his? life. | | #3 MikeyMonty[4659] | | | The defileis the most kickass unit the zerg have. Consume owns all, unlimited darkswarm/plague=scary. | | #4 [4660] | | | Oops. that shoul be the defiler is. | | #5 Spuzz[4664] | | Yeah, I'm nothing without my Defilers, despite the fact that they are social outcasts :) And the best thing about them is that most people I play don't know anything about them! One time I was playing a 3v3, and I helped out my allies by sending 3 Defilers up to Swarm and Plauge. Well, after the enemy's carriers fell out of the sky like stones, my allies acted like I didn't do anything to help.
I was going to tell them that yeah, I didn't help, after all I only took off half the freakin carriers HP with Plauge, but I just sighed and mourned my dead Defilers, who were killed in the battle.
I read on battle.net that Blizzard action figures are now availabe. I can't wait to get a Defiler! I swear I'll sleep with the thing every night.
Anyway, thanks for your comments, any suggestions about my strategy/weaknesses (as well as Battle Report critiques) are welcome. | | #6 SqueakyMonkey[4697] | | | I think the only figures Blizzard makes are the Footman and Grunt from Warcraft, and the Hydra, Marine, and Zealot from Starcraft. | | #7 Alita99[4699] | | Five Diablo (news report doesn't specify Diablo 1 or Diablo 2) figures are supposed to come out to coincide with the Diablo 2.
| | #8 Spuzz[4736] | | | What, no Defiler toys? <i>Damn</i>. |
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