| #1 Smoked Pork (ppp-151-102-129.texoma.net)[5274] |
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| This ain't no battle report. This is more like a sketchy rumor of a battle. |
| #2 Alita99 (urel44.URel.Berkeley.EDU)[5284] |
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So in short,
"You came"
"You saw"
"You kicked butt"
Try to put in more number of units and/or any upgrades you may have made. Also, did either of you havea tight build (all buildings crowded together in a circle) or spread out?
Try to add in a little more details like that.
Even better if you write about a specific or unusual strategy that led to a fiercely fought battle.
<font color="red">@></font><font color="green">---'---/----</font> |
| #3 Alita99 (urel44.URel.Berkeley.EDU)[5285] |
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So in short,
"You came"
"You saw"
"You kicked butt"
Try to put in more number of units and/or any upgrades you may have made. Also, did either of you havea tight build (all buildings crowded together in a circle) or spread out?
Try to add in a little more details like that.
Even better if you write about a specific or unusual strategy that led to a fiercely fought battle.
<font color="red">@></font><font color="green">---'---/----</font> |
| #4 Alita99 (urel44.URel.Berkeley.EDU)[5286] |
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So in short,
"You came"
"You saw"
"You kicked butt"
Try to put in more number of units and/or any upgrades you may have made. Also, did either of you havea tight build (all buildings crowded together in a circle) or spread out?
Try to add in a little more details like that.
Even better if you write about a specific or unusual strategy that led to a fiercely fought battle.
<font color="red">@></font><font color="green">---'---/----</font> |
| #5 Alita99 (urel44.URel.Berkeley.EDU)[5287] |
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So in short,
"You came"
"You saw"
"You kicked butt"
Try to put in more number of units and/or any upgrades you may have made. Also, did either of you havea tight build (all buildings crowded together in a circle) or spread out?
Try to add in a little more details like that.
Even better if you write about a specific or unusual strategy that led to a fiercely fought battle.
<font color="red">@></font><font color="green">---'---/----</font> |
| #6 Alita99 (urel44.URel.Berkeley.EDU)[5288] |
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So in short,
"You came"
"You saw"
"You kicked butt"
Try to put in more number of units and/or any upgrades you may have made. Also, did either of you havea tight build (all buildings crowded together in a circle) or spread out?
Try to add in a little more details like that.
Even better if you write about a specific or unusual strategy that led to a fiercely fought battle.
<font color="red">@></font><font color="green">---'---/----</font> |
| #7 Alita99 (urel44.URel.Berkeley.EDU)[5289] |
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So in short,
"You came"
"You saw"
"You kicked butt"
Try to put in more number of units and/or any upgrades you may have made. Also, did either of you havea tight build (all buildings crowded together in a circle) or spread out?
Try to add in a little more details like that.
Even better if you write about a specific or unusual strategy that led to a fiercely fought battle.
<font color="red">@></font><font color="green">---'---/----</font> |
| #8 Alita99 (urel44.URel.Berkeley.EDU)[5290] |
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So in short,
"You came"
"You saw"
"You kicked butt"
Try to put in more number of units and/or any upgrades you may have made. Also, did either of you havea tight build (all buildings crowded together in a circle) or spread out?
Try to add in a little more details like that.
Even better if you write about a specific or unusual strategy that led to a fiercely fought battle.
<font color="red">@></font><font color="green">---'---/----</font> |
| #9 Alita99 (urel44.URel.Berkeley.EDU)[5291] |
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So in short,
"You came"
"You saw"
"You kicked butt"
Try to put in more number of units and/or any upgrades you may have made. Also, did either of you havea tight build (all buildings crowded together in a circle) or spread out?
Try to add in a little more details like that.
Even better if you write about a specific or unusual strategy that led to a fiercely fought battle.
<font color="red">@></font><font color="green">---'---/----</font> |
| #10 Biketurtle (pool018-max14.ds21-ca-us.dialup.earthlink.net)[5302] |
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Short BR, needs to be longer but its a battle none the less.
Hey Alita99 sure you need to post 7 times?
Biketurtle
aka U.(V).S.Veteran |
| #11 Slicer (ip128.portland12.or.pub-ip.psi.net)[5333] |
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This report is deserving of one award, and one award alone...
<img "http://members.toast.net/ghengis/castrated.gif"> |
| #12 Smoked Pork (ppp-151-102-197.texoma.net)[5345] |
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Interesting award, Slicer; actually, Johnny wanted an award that had something to do with the mutilation of bengalaas genitals, but I talked him out of it.
Speaking of castration...I think Alita could stand to...erm...cut off a few of her posts. |
| #13 Slicer (ip228.portland11.or.pub-ip.psi.net)[5348] |
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And speaking of graphics artwork, Porky, do you do more than just little .gifs? I SERIOUSLY want someone who can do decent-quality character art. No, there's no <font color="00ff00">money</font> in it- I wish I wasn't so fucking <font color="090900">poor</font>. But if you're as bored as I am this summer...
P.S. This ad is for everyone.
Oh, and..
Next equally bad BR gets the same award!
Next worse BR (that doesn't get deleted right off the bat by a pissed Johnny or Mark4) gets a nastier one!
Anyone who's actually trying for these <font color="e00000">maimed</font>-Bengalaas awards gets a firm kick in the ass! |
| #14 Slicer (ip228.portland11.or.pub-ip.psi.net)[5349] |
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| Gah! Why didn't my <font color="a0a000">poor</font> show up? Maybe these damn browsers don't support as many colors as I figured... |
| #15 Mark4 (1Cust168.tnt28.tco2.da.uu.net)[5351] |
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| The society for the prevention of cruelty to bengalaas will be having a few words with you slicer =[. |
| #16 Slicer (ip228.portland11.or.pub-ip.psi.net)[5353] |
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| Let 'em bitch at the bad BR raters. |
| #17 Slicer (ip228.portland11.or.pub-ip.psi.net)[5354] |
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| Let 'em bitch at the bad BR makers. (fricking typoes..) |
| #18 Entaro_Adun (nova4.singnet.com.sg)[5656] |
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I have questions:
1)What is the map? This report is not detailed at all. The map is the most vital part. Is it BGH or what?
2)How do you know that he built a Forge right when you were building a Pool? Is it a 1v1 game against the computer where you can use cheats or what?
3)When you buried the lurkers, how come your opponent didn't have Cannons to detect you? Your opponent looks as if he is a nitwit or something, you know? |
| #19 Tub_Thumper (155.229.253.166)[7498] |
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| I just wanna make a comment on the many ways a zerg player can conquer a wall of photon cannon. The best way is zerglings with the two spawning pool upgrades. They can run up with few casualties and hit each cannon 12+ times for ever volley of Phase Distrupter blast of death (but I digress). The best unit to help them is a defiler. Plague the cannon and wait until they are to 2 hits left. Then lay down a dark swarm or two around them. The zerglings will be immune to the cannon fire and all they have to do is beat down the shields. But rather than building up to a hive and getting a defiler and zerglings upgrades or and ultralisks to take the brunt of the damage or guardians...your plan of ending him quickly seemed to work wonders :) The repost did need more detail but I liked a short one for a change. Just make the next one short and SWEET. |
| #20 kakaru_man (155.229.253.194)[7662] |
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| look twilight rules, simply because of the fact that there are kakaru there, if i find that anyone of you has blatently killed a kakaru in a game, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!!!!!!! |