| #1 Odin (cf2.tor.accglobal.net)[6213] |
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well ill start the reply thing rolling
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i liked it =) hehe |
| #2 Mark4 (1Cust117.tnt28.tco2.da.uu.net)[6214] |
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| Note to self: Find Odin's crack dealer and explain why he needs to cut back on his supply right before Odin writes a battle report. |
| #3 2Inadequate (229.chicago-06-07rs.il.dial-access.att.net)[6215] |
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| Hehe. Nice report, and funny, but not great English =) |
| #4 Cakemix (host-209-214-144-100.msy.bellsouth.net)[6221] |
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| blank loves bsb :-D |
| #5 Phuckin-Rhetard (sdn-ar-004azphoeP040.dialsprint.net)[6225] |
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Good report, but alot of this is rehashed from other reports, and If anyone uses Deon the Peon bull shit again they should have their fuckin ip bombed. 'Pimp squad', 'Deon', etc.
boo |
| #6 ralessi (tole-cache.dial.bright.net)[6231] |
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hmm
take an english clash i suggest 1st grade would be a great place to start :-/ |
| #7 Necrosausage! (N203P017.dipool.highway.telekom.at)[6236] |
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The report was not too bad, but it lacked one thing: "."
Quite entertaining tho :) |
| #8 Blank (108.hartford-11-12rs.ct.dial-access.att.net)[6238] |
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heheheh, you forgot to mention how I whined and cried like a school girl about getting Terran=P
I seriously think I could of done better, considering I had 6000 minerals and 4000 gas=) I could of made BC's, but alas, psistorm ownage gets me way to disgruntled when I play=P oh well=D
Blank |
| #9 Odin (cf2.tor.accglobal.net)[6241] |
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beh, this is the INTERNET i dont care how i use grammar people! jesus if i wanted to i could type all day in queens english but do i feel like it? no =P
oh btw
Odin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ral |
| #10 Odin (cf2.tor.accglobal.net)[6242] |
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| ya hehe who cares bout grammar, it was funny wasnt it =) IMO thats alll that counts hehe =) |
| #11 ralessi (tole-cache.dial.bright.net)[6245] |
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| hmm... some people may find it funny :-/ |
| #12 JSH (pmroch4-42.rconnect.com)[6250] |
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| I found it funny. The Korean probe was a riot. :) |
| #13 Fractal_Wave (proxy4.gvcl1.bc.home.com)[6255] |
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It was funny, for the most part. But people do care about grammer. Look at the reports from Heartcutter, YRM, mark4, Johhny_Vegas Snowsquall...hell, even me when i post.
All the reports have good english. This makes them much easier to read. Watch:
"After the dust had cleared, YourRoleModel was left with 1 firebat, a medic and a handfull of SCVs. He began training more troops as the next wave of zerglings ran in."
vs
"after the dust had cleared, yrm was left w/ 1 bat a med + 3-5 scvs he began training more troops as the next wave of lings ran in"
Kids, which is easer to read?
(YRM, sorry to use you there...I needed a "victim";)
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #14 Odin (cf2.tor.accglobal.net)[6260] |
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u dum me use gud gramma me bash u gud!
ehhehehe =P
vs
how art thou today kindly knave?
damnit =P
i dont care bout grammar =P |
| #15 Phuckin-Rhetard (sdn-ar-004azphoeP040.dialsprint.net)[6266] |
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| Grilled Cheese sandwitches are fuckin awesome, especially with a Cuervo or two. |
| #16 Odin (cf2.tor.accglobal.net)[6268] |
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YESS someone realizes
grilled cheese sandwhiches are like the king
hell they are practicly what i live offa now
breakfast
GCS(grilled cheese sandwhich)
lunch
GCS
supper
GCS
etc =) |
| #17 YourRoleModel (43.np6.np.dialup.nauticom.net)[6272] |
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It's ok if you use me in a losing scenario Fractal. It adds believability. Why do people assume I have skill at Broodwar because they like my reports? I'm worse than most of the nohunters crew. I'm like a chess player who knows the moves, and watches the masters, but can't quite play that well himself. Remember when you'd be playing chess with your dad and you'd lose the fifth game and you'd smash the pieces everywhere, then crack the board, then set fire to your house and run into the street hitting people with baseball bats? Remember that?
Yeah me neither...
oh yeah odin i liked the rpt and i thot it was good and fun to read but there is smthin to be said for readability but other than that i really liked it and i could follow it pretty well because i have "Supreme Reasoning Skills" and that helped a lot when i read battles fight descriptions
=P |
| #18 Odin (cf2.tor.accglobal.net)[6278] |
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| there is "smthin" to be said for readability? =P hehe |
| #19 Dev (reshall-137-232.oit.edu)[6280] |
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| I'd have to say I'm a bit disappointed when no one mentions my name for BR examples. :( I thought mine were fairly well written. |
| #20 [FLS]prozerran (HRN0967.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU)[6281] |
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Dev:
I think they fear the 2nd Commenments to mention your name. =P |
| #21 DamnSexyLatin (host-209-214-8-84.mia.bellsouth.net)[6289] |
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| hehe...funny...who cares about grammer when you get to read a funny report like this? :-D...(=blank=) like bsb...lol |
| #22 Blank (182.hartford-05rs.ct.dial-access.att.net)[6291] |
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I HATE BACK STREET BOYS!!!!!! I accidentally had the send message dialog box open when I tried to make a supply depot. b (for build) s (for supply depot) I saw it didn't work so I hit b again when I noticed the box, instead of erasing I just sent the message=(
DIE CAKEMIX!!!!
=D heheheh
Blank |
| #23 Odin (cf2.tor.accglobal.net)[6292] |
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back streets back alright!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*taken from a recording of blanks private thoughts =P* |
| #24 My Life For Hire (corp214.playboy.com)[6323] |
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Thanx for writing a report on me! It was my first one! And i WON! COOLIO! (more exclamations points!!!!!!!!!) That was a great report, it made you think that i new what i was doing. I really sucked that game up bad. I should have done way better. I didn't attack till like 30 min into the game. The mighty toss was scared, and Blink had an impressive record. But being the newbie that i am i have to give my thanx to the mighty psi-storm! (Did i tell you Blank that i am a newbie?) heh Next time the beat down will be sooner.
Yes, i work for Playboy so don't ask hehe
and Back Streetboys RULE LOL!
Sorry about the toss cheese! |
| #25 mylife4hire (207.138.127.214)[6327] |
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The best part of the battle was when Blink sent his second "pimp squad" to attack my 3o'clock expansion. If Blink would have attacked then, my expansion would have been finished, but for some reason he had his squad wait right below by expansion. When i saw him i took a shit load of guys from my main and sent thme to assult his crappy terran cannon fodder, while at the same time i attacked with my guys protecting my expansion (with a couple psi-storms) and beat the living shit out of them. heh
lesson:
2 pronged goon and lot toss attack with psi storm on wimpy terran m&m+tanks=dead terran |
| #26 mylife4hire (corp214.playboy.com)[6328] |
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The best part of the battle was when Blink sent his second "pimp squad" to attack my 3o'clock expansion. If Blink would have attacked then, my expansion would have been finished. But for some reason he had his squad wait right below by my expansion. When i saw him i took a shit load of guys from my main and sent them to assult his crappy terran cannon fodder, while at the same time i attacked with my guys protecting my expansion (with a couple psi-storms) and beat the living shit out of them. heh
lesson:
2 pronged goon and lot toss attack with psi storm on wimpy terran m&m+tanks=dead terran |
| #27 mylife4hire (corp214.playboy.com)[6329] |
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The best part of the battle was when Blink sent his second "pimp squad" to attack my 3o'clock expansion. If Blink would have attacked then, my expansion would have been finished. But for some reason he had his squad wait right below by my expansion. When i saw him i took a shit load of guys from my main and sent them to assult his crappy terran cannon fodder, while at the same time i attacked with my guys protecting my expansion (with a couple psi-storms) and beat the living shit out of them. heh
lesson:
2 pronged goon and lot toss attack with psi storm on wimpy terran m&m+tanks=dead terran |
| #28 mylife4hire (corp214.playboy.com)[6330] |
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| stupid thing posts to many times |
| #29 Blank (229.hartford-06-07rs.ct.dial-access.att.net)[6333] |
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Blink = Blank
You could atleast spell my name right=P |
| #30 mylife4hire (corp214.playboy.com)[6334] |
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| whoops, my apologies...heh |
| #31 2Inadequate (dyn45-91.cod.edu)[6395] |
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| Playboy.com? Hehe |
| #32 Johnny_Vegas (fink.ahnet.net)[6396] |
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| Hey, "mylife4hire" works at playboy!! Send me free magazines!! Hehe just kidding |
| #33 (corp214.playboy.com)[6397] |
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| the new one just came out. I am looking at the cover right now. Sable is on it again (good if you like wrestling). I don't think that the Playmate of the Month is any good this month either. Get aug. 99' that is a great issue! *oh hi Pamela, get me another rum and coke* hahahahah! |
| #34 Mylife4hire (corp214.playboy.com)[6398] |
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| that last one was mine heh! |