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| Death and Ressurection | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 09/07/99 10:09 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 3, Min: 3
Lifetime Rating for Provocateur..: 3.0000 |  | | Me and my partner,.. Resarcana played a friendly 2on2 on the map bgh(gay but still fun). I got the 12 o'clock position where as my partner got the six.....I was wedged between enemy no.1(11 o'clock) and no.2(1 o'clock). Scouting early, I found no.1 and sent my first zealot to meet up with his brethren. Apparently the enemy zealots took up communisme and they frantically chased him around. Desperate, he sent a cry for help and immediately, 2 friends of his came. I sent the dude towards the 2 zealots and he retreated his on sight. Sent 'em in and they got wasted by 4 zealots. Bad timing, his ally arrived on time to save his ass and I got 2 zealots in his base. Luckily I had sent a probe to scout. My ally backed me up with 6 marines. With an assault force of arond 20 zealots, they lay waste to my zealots, ally's marines and my base. Back to the scout, it had built a new base:). The enemy planned to ally with us so he left 2 pylons untouched, I lost my pride when I asked them to leave it alone:( Since the enemy had believed I had died and I had around 25 Psi, I rebuilt my economy and saw friend take on 20 zealots with bats, marines,medics and stim. Then came the templars. He was halfway pummeling the enemy base. Seeing the commotion, I told him to get a comsat and reminded him that he always forget it.....Nag, nag, nag(especially about his slow building methods) Dts and dragoons were making a poush in his base. Luckily, he made an E. Bay when they were attacking and got a turret up just as the dt made it through the choke point. Talk about smartassinessity.........he immediately screamed for observers and told me to send some over but most unfortunately, I had none at that time, just cannons:) He was practicaly making fun of my ability to co-operate and I retaliated by saying that he was slow to help me. We both made fun of each other and they tried to cannon push. Apparently, his tanks didn't like that:) and took them apart. By the time I got enough, he had handled them all. We were actually gonna take out no.1 but sensing difficulty, I told my wanking partner to scan no.2. A few dragoons, zealots and no detection. A tank push and dragoons killed nearly his whole base and we were just gonna leave his 2 stargates alone when he dropped(DAMNIT). Then there's the white guy, he harrased me at my new base and my expansion. I was commenting Resarcana on how well he protected me and had to do the dirty work myself. A proper psi storm and dt was dished out. No.1 lost 2 reavers and a shuttle but he still 2 left. Sensing trouble, I stormed again but.......no juice as my partner had commented on his comsat earlier. My templar died. And there was only one unit left that can take out this serious problem. The shuttle.......hehe I loaded all my probes aboard it and ran. With the remaining ones harvesting at the southern corner of the base. Reavers are slow, thank god! Then I forgot all about my dark templar(s)....notice the s, Reavers get hurt easily with 40 normal damage :). He loaded up his shuttle again with 1 reaver since the other died to warp blades. Ouch. Then my partner tank pushed and I placed a dragoons underneath the shuttle. I breathed a sigh of relief.......Then more dts came. He screamed again for observers and he commented about me being slow and I was blaming it on the observer. I complained that they were moving as fast as their thrusters would take them. My partner warned me to use alkaline batteries instead of energizer batteries. At times, I could just spank him;) My partner had scanned the enemy base after much debate about voodoo beliefs regarding the use of comsat, meaning he had no juice:(. There were templars, lots of templars, high templars and reavers, cannons and dragoons. This is not going to be easy. He harrased me again,this time at my new expansion with reavers again.......and by performing the military maneuver with shuttles again.......I managed to escape. He obviously didn't like my probes and one barely escaped the moment the scarab exploded underneath the shuttle. Just as I was shuttling over a dt when suddenly he dropped, he and his friend must be using the same ISP.... Returning to the channel, we celebrated our success by making fun of each other. Insults ranging from the ability to build slow and to spank were dished out. Apparently, our plans for Starcraft were similiar to te Imports' as mentioned at Agent911's page, http://www.icantwin.com, no plan. And suddenly, we created another game since time was running short:) My dad was getting pissed.............. We met up with a guy of 900++ wins and we had another hilarious battle but that will be in the next episode because WE CAN'T WIN(or is that I CAN't WIN?). Tune in at the same channel, same time and same place. Heck, we'll even be wearing the same underwear........... |
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