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C'mon, someone HAS to be able to beat this bastard Persian-POW(delete other one)
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Author:TheRubberDucky
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Date: 09/27/99 12:09
Game Type: Starcraft
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That's me. Haha

In "c'mon..........Someone beat Persian!"

Whom, may I ask, shall win? ME!

 That's like where they start and stuff

(JewishZealot = Persian-POW)

           

            JewishZealot, protoss at 12:00, did his rather normal build, with a pylon first, then a gateway, scouting with that probe clockwise, followed shortly by a assimilator.  T_Mac went with a depot -rax-depot-rax build. He rallied his marines to his ramp, to prevent being scouted by a probe.

SCV > BARRACKS UNITSHiWhat u looking at? Click on the minimap gif at the bottom to start it. Moron.

        T_Mac scouted with the SCV that built his first barracks, and he discovered JewishZealot's build, he already had a Cybernetics Core warping in. Jewish only had a zealot at the time, so the SCV was able to escape alive. JewishZealot's probe eventually found T_Mac, but didn't get to scout his base, because a few marines we're on they're way to attempt to bunker him in. 7 marines charged towards the 12:00 base, with 2 scv's following. 4 zealots, attempting to prevent them from bunkering, charging towards the middle, all of them dieing to the marines, with T_Mac losing only 2 marines, and 1 SCV.

I guess I shouldn't make fun of you

 

        The 5 remaining marines, and the lonely SCV, charged on, forgoing the bunker, and just attacking. Unfortunately, 2 Dragoons, and 1 zealot can easily destroy a small number of marines without medic support.

Mwahaha

   

        During this time, Jewish had put up another gateway, and had put down a Citidel of Adun, and a Templar Archives. He also had sent 3 zealots, and 4 dragoons to the middle of the map. When his first Dark Templar came out, he immediately sent it to T_Mac's natural, where it stayed for a while. Jewish then planted 3 more darktemplar around the choke point, and at some of the exspansion points. He also expanded to his natural.

I think bob's pissed at me for doing this

        Preparing for an attack, T_Mac moved his m&m down to his natural, where 2 marines we're killed before the Dark Templar came into the range of the 2 Missle Turrets on the ledge. As it turned out, he was actually expanding. He needed the extra minerals, because his science facility had just gone down, and his first Science vessel was being produced.

 

        Over at his main, JewishZealot had 4 gateways producing units non-stop, T_Mac only had 3 barracks, and was just now expanding. Things looked in JewishZealot's favor, but.......

Oh well, my alt text has nothing to  do with whatever this great piece of work is

          He didn't have much of a non-dragoon army, and we ALL know the M&M in atleast 20+ literaly own dragons. Dragoons just don't do enough damage per hit to be effective when attack moving.  A large group of dragoons, atleast 12, was sitting in the middle of JewishZealot's ramp, just piling up, they decided to head out for T_Mac's base, at the same the marines and medics, accompinied by a Science Vessel to destroy the Dark Templar, they met a little closer to where the protoss second natural exspansion would be than anything else, and the carnage began. Here, I show you why EXACTLY the equation MARINE&MEDIC > GOON is true

Does this dress make me look fat? Or should I just wear a tux?

           The 12 or so remaining marines, along with medics, continued towards the protoss Natural Exspansion, where they we're stunned by more Dark Templar, along with  psionic storm, for they're oh-so-hatable Science Vessel, Burns4, had decided to nap on duty, and was still back at the site of goon blood! The marines did not die in vain however, for they took a grand total of  6 probes with them! Hows that for cost efficency? The bastard, we know him as JewishZealot, decided to expand again, this time to the 3:00 main, he defended the Nexus with 3 cannons at the choke, and 2 by the minerals.

I think it makes me look fat         Our true hero, T_Mac, had decided to do a rather hasty attack, and he dropped 2 tanks, instead of 6 tanks, 5 marines, 3 scv's, and a science vessel for EMP and   other misc. goodies. He dropped the tanks, sieged them up, and they we're promptly stormed. The first one was already damaged, I'm not sure how, but it died in the first storm, and the second one died shortly after, in the second storm.

Now you know the truth..

            T_Mac, wishing to avenge the death of the tank pilots, sent a Science Vessel on a suicide mission to the 3:00 exspansion, he sucedded in dieing VERY nicely, but he also suceded in killing 2 templars. It still wasn't a good trade, because JewishZealot was getting in almost twice as many minerals as T_Mac was.

I have to much time on my hands

 

            JewishZealot, being the expanding whore he is, decided now was the time to take his mineral only natural. T_Mac decided now was also the time to attempt to destroy JewishZealot. 3 dropships full of miscellaneous stuff. Such as m&m, and a few vultures, and a goliath. Unfortunately he dropped his dropships on the side with his fledging exspansion, and the dropships died to dragoons before all of the contents could be unloaded.   Thankfully though, T_Mac has 4 barracks, and 2 factories, but he only has his natural mining resources, and JewishZealot is taking two MORE exspansions, the 3:00 natural, and the island exspansion in the top left corner, he also has 2 stargates, several corsairs, and a fleet beacon warping in. T_Mac, on the other hand, has 8 tanks, 20 or so marines, no medics, and 12 vultures, heading out to kill something.

            The army encounters just a part of JewishZealot's rapidly growing army of dragoons, templar, and now corsairs, soon carriers, The vultures lay mines, the tanks attack, (tank mode) and the marines stimm. The vultures, after running our of mines I presume, dash into the 12:00 natural, and try to kill as many probes as possible. They fail horribly, and escape back, and start attacking the dragoons that are giving the tanks and marines problems.

So do youSo does this guy

             Right about now, T_Mac is extremely annoyed about how hard he is micromanaging, and still losing like me vs a public newbie on anyday.

        A Science Vessel, sitting near the middle of the map, for no apparent reason? JewishZealot was outraged by this, and dispatched 4 Corsairs to deal with the foolish science vessel, obviously thinking that it was invulnerable. They chased it. but T_Mac's excellent micro made it go over a bunker in his main, destroying 1 of the corsairs, before another d-web'd the bunker, and a Missle Turret nearby, and continuing to destroy the bastard Science Vessel. More sairs you want? Well, T_Mac, in a feeble exspansion attempt, created a new command center, and started to float it towards the top left island. Seeing as how JewishZealot was already residing there, this was not possible. 2 corsairs attacked the Command Center, fortunately it was able to land before getting into the negative numbers.

Probabally Mark4 too

 

 

            JewishZealot had had enough of this senseless game, and decided to attempt to annhilate T_Mac, finally... He had tanks at the choke, but a few badly-placed d-web's made no difference...So why am I saying that?? Actually he got 2 tanks under a single d-web, instead of the possibility of getting 4. I would have attempted the 4. And he had more corsairs. Why not all of them? Another thing. Carriers. 2 carriers, freshly made, still building interceptors, attacked from over the horizon. They didn't do much. Except kill T_Mac's only exspansion (Perhaps I shouldn't have switched to sarcasm at the end.)

How sarcastic....

            T_Mac, having no other choice, concedded, and pointed out the "Persian owned me so bad"

I learned somethnig on the internet today mommy!

  • Dark Templar containment, is good, because it forces a terran to either do a dbl comsat, or tech to science vessels. Either way you get to expand like a whore

  • T_Mac would own me so bad with his terran, he's good

  • Persian-POW (JewishZealot) is by far, the best protoss player I've ever had the honor of watching. The next best is mark4 =] (I'm dead serious, I think Persian could beat just about anyone in nohunters, or maybe its just specialized to defeating zerg/terran (He beat OrcManiac after this game, and the night before, with very little trouble)

  • Persian needs to thank me. I think that, if the image's work, this will be the best I've ever done =]

  • My crappy br's deserve 1.0's. Maybe more. Maybe alot more.

  • I love writing br's, even ones like this, that are so image heavy it'll prolly take ya'll 5 min to download them (Sorry for ya'll non IE users, but wasn't that your mistake?)

And now, I present you with MY minimap gif =]'

Okay, so It's to large I think, just click HERE TO SEE MY MINIMAP GIF!!!


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