"It's sad when you execute such a slimy, cheesy tactic like a gully push and it gets taken out by one DT :-(."
- Shockwave
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| A Pimp Vs. His Hoe. | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 11/13/99 04:11 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 4, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for black-lemon: 5.0000 |  | Hooleyman
Top-race; zerg
Cathrine47
Bottom-race; terran
Map; Dark Temple
This was the single most defining game in the whole history of StarCraft. Two titans clashed in an epic struggle to survive and conquer. Well, actually, it was a game between a pimp and his hoe.
Hooleyman starts off with a late pool and an early expansion. He takes his first Overlord and scouts to his right. Cathrine47 takes one of her loyal SCVs and builds a supply depot at her choke, preparing to block it with a barracks. Hooleyman’s expansion goes up right as Cathrine47 gets her 2nd barracks. Meanwhile, back at Hooleyman’s base, he takes a mindless drone and forces it to sacrifice its own freedom for an extractor. Cathrine47 is teching to medics as she throws up a quick academy and station 5 marines at her choke. Her marines see something in the distance as the settle down for their watch. Is it an army. No, its just two lings. Cathrine47 dispatches them with ease. The marines wipe the blood from their visors and return to their post. Hooleyman has lost 2 zerglings but he now knew what her D was like. Cathrine47 seizes the opportunity to scout to Hooleyman’s main with an SCV. She finds him with little defense and an early expansion, teching straight for lurkers. She brings in 7 marines to take out the poorly defended expansion and stations them at his ramp to prevent any kind of retaliation. Hooleyman has a hydraden on its way and a lair that just vomited itself into existence. He hopes to catch Cathrine47 off guard with lurkers, but doesn’t know that she is teching for tanks and has a comsat on its way. Catherine47 takes here 7 marines and attacks Hooleyman’s main. She stations them out of the reach of the sunken behind his mineral line and takes out half of the mindless drones, the marines drinking beer the whole time. She kills an overlord before she is chased out my a few hydras. Hooleyman has now got 2 lurkers. He stations them at the front of his base where they push the marines back a bit. Cathrine47 reaches into here bag of tricks, pull out a latex glove, puts it on, and reaches deep into her own butt, only to pull out 2 tanks. She comsats Hooleyman’s main, takes out his lurkers and goes in for the kill with her Marines and 2 medics. Minimal resistance was offered so she had no need of her wraith and new expansion waiting back home.
Moral: Don’t overextend yourself with teching to where you don’t have troops to deal with attacks.
Moral: Hoes whoop pimps any day. All hail the Hoes.
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