"Science Vessel is my flying templar! =) D-matrix is my halucination while irradiate is my psi-storm."
-[FLS]Prozerran
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| Fat Tony's Rise to Power (Bunker Command) | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 11/17/99 05:11 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 7, Min: 7
Lifetime Rating for bAd_heD_aKE(OT): 6.0000 |  | I recently read someone's strategy guide to bunker command on br.com, so I figured I would download the map and give it a shot.
I made it a public game, and after a few attempts where only one person would show up, I miraculously got 4 people to play. We started, and the lag was fairly heavy, but the game proceeded.
My bunker landed in the bottom left start position. Orange, white, red, and yellow were somewhere else, they switched around a lot, yadda yadda yadda, on with the br.
Anyways, fat tony and his squad of marines gathered around their bunker, and fat tony decided he would reveal his location to his opponents. After all, he ate a lot of greasy food, he didn't want to have to walk somewhere just to kick someone's ass. Vinny "eyeballs" Leech took his new
cadillac out for a spin, noting other bunkers and numerous cadillacs filling the sky.
Unfortunately, no one patronized fat tony's bunker o pizza, and vinny the observer found someone's fine establishment left empty. Fat Tony blew this bunker a kiss, and his boyz promptly razed it. During the destruction, a few reinforcements arrived, but were quickly dispatched.
Upon returning home, the boyz found their family had grown, and their were manly hugs all around.
Fat tony was a tad displeased, however, because he wasn't raking in the dough. The other enterprising families, in fact, were out matching his score, the person in the lead having double the dinero.
And then it came, a drive by from one of the other families, and tony ordered the boys to return fire. blood gushed, explosions shook the air, and in the end fat tony reigned victorious. Due to his reputation growing in this last battle, more greasy haired italians showed up, a few of them eager to prove themselves to this crime boss.
Joey "the science vessel" Vechione and Tommy "infested horse" Giacoloine wanted a piece of the action. Fat Tony, who was hip to the latest fashions, had Joey go out and buy Tommy a nice blue silk shirt, and "infested horse" went out to Pasta, Pasta, and more Pasta owned by the Disanzos, and promptly blew it sky high. Apparently, Bobby "fat firebat" Disanzo was seen sleeping with a horse's head or soemthing.
Things simply got better for Fat Tony, now a psychic and some guy who defiled things had paid him a visit. These two ugly characters knew absolutely nothing about stile, but they could whip up a mean calzone.
Then it came, an attack from the top and from the right. Tanks, birds, ghosts, boyz, and they both had ugly white satin shirts, and ugly orange bell bottoms. This is where the two new guys, Lonnie the psychic and Harry the defiling showed their stuff. harry smelled something fierce, and threw up this huge ass cloud o shit, and Lonnie made it lightning out, and when all the crap cleared fat tony was a happy camper.
Tony promptly micromanaged some birdies to lay cute little spiders around, and these ugly ass drag Queens went around turning fine upstanding men it yukky little creatures. This queen had a penchant for hitting psychics and whatnot.
From here on in it was simply micro managing spell casters and protecting my base fromDswarmed melee attackers and making sure my bunker never got too badly damaged.
I was surprised, never had I kept one bunker for and entire game. In the few games i have played, usually someone does soemthing that I can not defend against and i end up suiciding my burning bunker or just getting blown to smithereens.
Tips
1. When being attacked, dark swarm your bunker and the area in front of it. then psi storm the dark swarm you just threw up so that if they decide to take shelter in it they will take heavy damage. Make sure you keep your troops out of this area.
2. D matrix a defiler and plague a bunker. the bunker will burn down. That is cheap cause they can do little to stop it.
3. D matrix infested terrans, and give em some cover fire, and boom.
4. use your queens to broodling and ensare, because ensared queens and science vessels move insanely slow. then pop em with a scout or some scourge, or even a wraith.
5. mines usually don't work if they attack move, however they warn you of an attack force and when a d matrixed defiler, infested terran, or even templar walks past you can broodling it.
6. Always attack an unprotected bunker. you get mad points and it eliminates their army, wherever it is.
This is the Tick, signing out.
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