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| Drunken BR NUMBERO QUATROS!!! (AYEEE TELEMUNDO!!!) | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 12/04/99 01:12 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 3, Max: 7, Min: 5
Lifetime Rating for Pitt: 5.1579 |   | Ok so you're wondering why the drunken BR series was cut short so early in it's fledling season. Well you know what? A gian preying mantis landed in my computer and disbaled all further drunken BR reporting. Yes that's right a GIANT preying mantis would cut my ethernet connection whenever I was drunk and would no allow me to post any stupid and humorous BR's.
So with that aside let me give you an idea about my drunkeness. Tonight was the semesterual (sp?) Carroll Hall post Christmas Tree lighting "CUPS TOURNAMENT!!!"
My team went on to defeat all the other teams in a best of five competition. I was key for my team, as I managed to always flip my cup over on the first try. For those of you who don't understand how cups works here is a brief overview of the rules--
In cups you get however many teams you want made up of however many fricking people you want. Each team member takes a standard plastic cup and fills it half way with beer. At the start of the "round" the first person in line places their palms in the palms of the first person in line for the other team. The actual drinking starts after those two people are asked a question like "Broodwar or TA?" (sorry i'm trying to give you and idea :) At that point the two starters yell whichever choice most applys to them and drink their beer. After they drink they put the bottom of their cup on the edge of the table all players are standing at. The small part of the cup that is leaning over the edge is flicked with the intentino of flipping the cup onto the table mouth side down. You basically keep flicking the cup until you accomplish this task. After you've flipped the cup over the person after you drinks their beer and does the same. The goal obviously then, is to be the first team to flip over the last cup. It's a fun game and when played over and over again can lead to decent drunkeness.
Ok well that's cups. Now here is my BR. I plan to outline different drinking games played here at Notre Dame in all my upcoming drunken BR's so taking fucking NOTES!!
MAP: Dark Temple
Opponent: DuckyisSucky(6) chosen RANDOM drawn ZERG@9 o'cock
Myself: Chosen RANDOM drawn TERRAN@6 o'cock.
Observer: Limpy_Bizkit666
The game starts out ordinarily enough. I wall in my choke and start with 1 bunk. When I finish my bunk I see that DIS has sent an olord to scout me. It is at this point that I notice the sober SOB has gotten zerg. I throw down another barracks and pump rines and scv's. I throw down another depot and at SEVEN marines I go to probe DIS. While my men are in transit I start a academy and EGBAY.
My men reach DIS's natural. The bastard has early expanded. 1 sunken is too much for my seven marines so after jim bob the queer has fallen, the other six high tail it back to base. I throw down another rax and after my factory that I started shortly after I got the necessary 100 gas finished, I start a starport. I scan DIS's main and see he is at Lair and that he is mutating a spire and a queen's nest. Mofucky is going for the bastardly guard rush/mute harrassment. Oh hell no. My starport is almost finished so I'm thinking marine drop.
As my first slut driven drop ship is done so is my 1st armor upgrade. My pimp slappers are now wearing titanium space suits. AHHHHH yeah.
Now my pimp slappers coulda just stayed with the standard steel space suits but you know what Lavon?
Lavon: What's that Berry?
Berry: We ain't dealing with no chincy steel in this hiznouse.
Lavon: Now you're probably saying, "Barry and Lavon why didn't you go for the attack upgrade?"
Berry: MMM HMMMM
Lavon: I'll tell you people, sshhhhhhhh....
So anyway, that's just the gay guys down the hall throwing in their two san fran cents. Anyway, I have 1 drop ship loaded, 18+ infantry. At this point I drop. I move to the area where the KFC i mean Spire was and find -- AN EMPTY SPACE??? wtf?!?! I saw screw it and raze his spawning pool queen's nest and two evolution chambers when WTH 4 ultras pop. After killing three of the ultras my last rine finally goes down. Shit that sucks.
Now I'm pissed. I take two drop ships of 1/1 rines and meds and drop them pimp slappers down to smack down all the hoes and crack heads that have been opposing my domination over the territory of Lost temple. That last ultra goes pop and my rines make quick work of DIS's main. My force moves over to DIS's natural but runs into 4 ultras, who are now 0/2. I say shisch kabob, but when I drop two MORE drop ships full of rines and meds I start to laugh.
I have a lot of Comsat saved up at this point so I scan every start point and natural that I have no recon for. They're empty. MONEY. I load up a pimp smack crew of rines and a tank to send to DIS's cliff. We start to raze stuff up. After sending rines upon rines to DIS's natural it goes down like one of DIS's hoes on my wang.
He ain't dead though. I scan. 12 o'cock is hopping with crack heads. OH HELL NO! I attack move my pimp smack squad to that location and go play a game of cups. I come back. VICTORY!
NOW THWAT"S WHAT I"M TALKING BOUT! |
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