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| NewbieCraft: The Next Generation (or why newbie bashing is fun) | | | Author: | Khorne_wargod" class=menulink>Khorne_wargod | | IP: | max6-23.XXXX | | Date: | 12/14/99 02:12 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 5, Min: 5
Lifetime Rating for Khorne_wargod: 5.0000 |  |
Hello everyone! Just cause I was bored i am going to fill you in on a hilarious game of starcraft. All I have are some cool screenshots from the end but they will have to do.
This game started on everyones favorite smurf map BGH!
I luv this map so much! j/k but any way me and ultraliskdrop decided to 2v2 pubbie smurf on bgh. Immediately at the start of the game one of the opponets dropped. Seeing this we decided to be weird.
Khorne_wargod-terran bottom left (referred to as me)
UltraliskDrop-zerg top middle (referred to as Ultra)
SomeWeirdo-zerg bottom middle (refered to as opponet)
IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS....not much
Me and ultra seeing that it was a incredibly ez 2v1 decided to be weird as hell.:/
I went ghost/science vessels
Ultra went ultra (ha ha)
Any who I scout the opponet and he went...
SUNKENS!!!
When i have just about reached science vessel tech our sunken fellow decides to attack me with zerglings. Seeing as how i made no defense i was forcible relocated to up left. I then started pumping vessels/m+ms cause the game was taking too long. Ultra actually pulled off the old nydus canal trick but his 6 ultra 50 cracklings fully upgraded attack was knocked back by about 20 sunkens. DAMN
For some reason this guy thinks its funny to see the old nydus canal trick fail so he lets ultra do it about 2 more times with bad results.
Khorne_wargod Nucelar Weirdo
I decide to send my huge attack at zerg consisting of 36 science vessels 1 ghost and 1 medic. I dmatrix the ghost about 36 times and I walk him and nuke. I then walk him up again after another nuke is finished and nuke. Then he.................
dies. (thought he was going to do something else didn't you)
PUTTING MR.SUNKEN OUT OF HIS MISERY
Having it getting late and all we decide to end this charade. I send down about 75 m+ms 4 tanks and 4 scvs and 36 sci-vessels. Ultra sends about 200 cracklings. I start the tank push. Hoo hum. I didn't even need the bunkers. I get resisted by about a dozen zerglings. With no upgrades. When Mr.Sunken has about 5 sunkens left we just go in. i precede to d-matric all of our guys including medics and zerglings. 8v)
THE DRAMATIC CONCLUSION
he died.
FACTS
#of turbo newbs=0
#of nydus canal in other persons base trick=4
#of nukes=2
#of serious strats=0
#of sunkens about=25
#of dead zerg buildings=50ish
#of good opponets=0
#of ultras 20 sunkens can take on=more then u can make in 200 supply
I appreciate you sitting through this tedious report with no relevance and no famous players. If you aren't reading this u suck because u didn;t read cause it got a 1. I am going to set my bot to spam you, all of you.
ME CHOBO U GOSU
^_^
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