"lurkers kick very little ass when unburrowed"
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| Nohunters goes newbie bashing on New Years!! | | | Author: | | | IP: | userMd13XXXX | | Date: | 01/01/00 01:01 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 4, Max: 4, Min: 1
Lifetime Rating for Captain-Evil: 2.2500 |    | It all began while I was sitting at my computer bored in the nohunters channel after owning some retard named captainken. I was pretty bored and started asking ppl if they wanted to do a 7v1 compstomp and backstab some newbies!
It took about five minutes of me spamming, "somebody come own some newbies with me", I will BR it I was saying. Well I finally got some takers Pika_Flare was one and arc.smiloid was another. Arc.Smiloid experienced technical difficulties trying to even play and dropped. But we continued when we had 3 people join. Elec-Heat, @@@@Dre101 (or something like that), and ~slipknot~. These names may not be exact I forgot to get the names down. : )
Now the game started out with Pika_flare at the 10:30 position (zerg), Slipknot at the 12:00 (zerg), Dre at 1:30 (zerg), me at 3:00 (zerg), and elec-heat at 9:00 (Terran). We had to do bgh otherwhise we would have had no comp stompers.
Now Dre was looking for a short game and did the cheesiest rush a zerg player can do he 4 pooled. Everyone else kinda did some building. While me and Pika_Flare built about 5 to 6 hatches and picked up some gas for massing hard lings with a bit o hydras. Slip was going for hydras too it seemed. Elec seemed to be in his own little world he made a racks some supply and a factory with an armory thats about it.
Now by the time everyone had this the comp was dead but there was a sudden silence. It seemed like something fishy was going on. What could it be?
While all the newbie guys discussed that somebody wasn't allied or plotting to backstab I kept up the ruse by saying someone hasnt allied or that it was lagging. : )
By now me and Flare have a very big army. Now everyone is wary of eachother then all of a sudden me and pika strike like little kids at the ice cream guy riding down the street on a hot day.
Pika chose Slip to knock off, I chose Elec. All while his allies were dieing Dre said "I knew it" and just sat there trying to comeback from his rush. When the Slip and Elec noticed they had no chance of surviving, the insults came but what they didn't expect was me and flare insulting them first. =]:)~
As we finished off Slip and Elec, with lings and hydras going ape shit on there bases, we prepared to finish pitiful Dre in his little corner.
As we thoroughly dominated his base he had a few words to say.......
This was my first BR, and my last BR on a comp stomp I was just doing this for a few laughs.
Lessons learned:
1) Backstabbing is hella fun on newbies.
2) BR's take too long to do. | | Battle Shots! | 
Rusher Start!
Something Fishy......
insults begin!
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