| It all
started with me in Nohunters. Johnny_Vegas was there and
he was talking trash about my homeland. He says " I
hate Mongolians", and then I says " Well, you
shouldn't". He didn't believe me though and he
kicked me in the leg so we had to fight. He made the game
and named it hate/mongol. I joined it. We started. <----This is
one of the strats I used.
I got Brown Protoss, he
got Teal Terran. I knew he was good. But I knew that I
was better. I had the eye of the tiger.
This is me. I am
the Tiger. Grrrrrrrr......
Johnny_Vegas was not
idle while I went reavers, however. He had been busy
going tanks. He had a whole lot of them. I saw them when
I sent my scout probe out. Shapow! I knew I had to do
something to Johnny before he did something to me. So I
went into his base with a dark archon and took over all
of his SCVs. He had no choice but to bow to my superior
skills. I killed his Command Center with his own SCVs,
and with his own SCVs his command center was destroyed by
me. By me with his SCVs I DESTROYED his Command Center.
Needless to say
it was destroyed, inevitably, without need to say so.
I knew that I had to do
something else to clinch my victory, but I knew his tanks
would be the real obstacle. I loaded up a few of my
fighting reavers and went off across the map. I saw the
first sign of the tanks when one of my reavers exploded.
I knew what was going on. The tanks had sneaked into my
base and planted explosives on my reavers, and when I
came near, they EXPLODED. He was a whole lot smarter than
I thought he was. So I got smarter. Reaver ram techinque
#56. Witness the Power.
I knew that it
would work. Shapow!
I rammed his tanks into
submission. He was getting scared now because he had no
command center and all of his tanks with #56. I on the
other hand had begun production of observers so I would
know what he was doing at all times. I used the secondary
weapon of the reaver, which is the cloak scarab. I
cloaked all of my reavers with the popping
invisible-makers, until they were all invisible. None of
them could be found, so none of them could be hurt. I was
read for anything Johnny could throw at me now. NOTHING
COULD STOP ME. Then it happened. I never saw it coming,
my ground cloakers which I had cloaking my buildings had
malfunctioned. They had DESTROYED my nexus. No nexus, no
observers. How was I supposed to know what Johnny was
doing?!? I knew my time had come. I had to act or be
DESTROYED. I took my four probes and went to Johnny's
main. He had a barracks and a factory. I started to warp
in pylons around it so he couldn't make tanks, but he was
too quick for me. He built four bunkers in front of his
factory and put some of his SCVs in them. I knew I had no
chance then. The eye of the tiger had failed me.
Now, I walk the land, a
rogue. I have no purpose, for I
am.............purposeless rogue.
Is there no rest
for the man of the East? Not Today. Not Today.
And so Johnny_Vegas
defeats me and my pride. All I have to say to you
,Johnny, is simply this: My Momma done prayed for me.
Mr.Mediocre on Life and
War
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