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Grinding the Corn of Destiny
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Author:Mr.Mediocre
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Date: 01/23/00 07:01
Game Type: Starcraft
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It all started with me in Nohunters.
It all started with me in Nohunters. Johnny_Vegas was there and he was talking trash about my homeland. He says " I hate Mongolians", and then I says " Well, you shouldn't". He didn't believe me though and he kicked me in the leg so we had to fight. He made the game and named it hate/mongol. I joined it. We started.

<----This is one of the strats I used.

I got Brown Protoss, he got Teal Terran. I knew he was good. But I knew that I was better. I had the eye of the tiger.

This is me. I am the Tiger. Grrrrrrrr......

Johnny_Vegas was not idle while I went reavers, however. He had been busy going tanks. He had a whole lot of them. I saw them when I sent my scout probe out. Shapow! I knew I had to do something to Johnny before he did something to me. So I went into his base with a dark archon and took over all of his SCVs. He had no choice but to bow to my superior skills. I killed his Command Center with his own SCVs, and with his own SCVs his command center was destroyed by me. By me with his SCVs I DESTROYED his Command Center.

Needless to say it was destroyed, inevitably, without need to say so.

I knew that I had to do something else to clinch my victory, but I knew his tanks would be the real obstacle. I loaded up a few of my fighting reavers and went off across the map. I saw the first sign of the tanks when one of my reavers exploded. I knew what was going on. The tanks had sneaked into my base and planted explosives on my reavers, and when I came near, they EXPLODED. He was a whole lot smarter than I thought he was. So I got smarter. Reaver ram techinque #56. Witness the Power.

I knew that it would work. Shapow!

I rammed his tanks into submission. He was getting scared now because he had no command center and all of his tanks with #56. I on the other hand had begun production of observers so I would know what he was doing at all times. I used the secondary weapon of the reaver, which is the cloak scarab. I cloaked all of my reavers with the popping invisible-makers, until they were all invisible. None of them could be found, so none of them could be hurt. I was read for anything Johnny could throw at me now. NOTHING COULD STOP ME. Then it happened. I never saw it coming, my ground cloakers which I had cloaking my buildings had malfunctioned. They had DESTROYED my nexus. No nexus, no observers. How was I supposed to know what Johnny was doing?!? I knew my time had come. I had to act or be DESTROYED. I took my four probes and went to Johnny's main. He had a barracks and a factory. I started to warp in pylons around it so he couldn't make tanks, but he was too quick for me. He built four bunkers in front of his factory and put some of his SCVs in them. I knew I had no chance then. The eye of the tiger had failed me.

Now, I walk the land, a rogue. I have no purpose, for I am.............purposeless rogue.

Is there no rest for the man of the East? Not Today. Not Today.

And so Johnny_Vegas defeats me and my pride. All I have to say to you ,Johnny, is simply this: My Momma done prayed for me.

 

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