Mr.Mediocre brings you a journey into the depths of space where more things are lost than just gravity....

Our heros, Ren and Stimpy, are busy at work repairing their SPACESHIP after a rather rough night of SPACE MADNESS. Little did they know that this MADNESS was not going away so quickly, oh no. It was still lurking, in every litter box, ever toliet bowl, the MADNESS lurked.......

The game began with T_mac playing 3 games for me to do this BR. But he owned too bad to BR it. He made me promise to mention how he beat I_Hate_Medics twice, though. Now, on to the game. I was in NH and saw none other than the famous architect of the Eiffel Tower, TheRubberDucky. He agreed to play against ~Talon~ and the game was off.

Map: River Styx

Players: ~Talon~ Zerg ------TheRubberDucky Terran

Disposition towards bannanas: Hmmhmm good.

Ducky began with a double barracks go anywhere from there build, while Talon opted for a more specialized get lair and go anywhere from there order. Ducky invested his first extra money on an offensive refinery on Talon.

Talon was none too pleased with having Ducky's building in his base, but soon a sunken aided by a drone forced Ducky to cancel it. Talon in the meantime had constructed several sunkens within his base and Ducky had simply massed troops, mostly Marines and Medics and a few Firebats for some ethnic "spice" hehehe. Talon now had two hatcheries and several zerglings at his base. Ducky had decided to move his troops to the direct South of Talon's base and was readying to stim his Marines and head in. He did so, but realized that with sunken support, his control group of marines would not stand a chance. He wisely retreated back a few spaces and fought from there.

The marines quite payed back their cost and then some as the zerglings were liguified by the stim fire. Ducky got restless however and just attacked Talon's main, losing his remaining troops. During this little fiasco, Talon had taken the time to throw up and expansion at the upper left peninsula. From here, both players tech a little, with Ducky getting a factory and Talon getting hydras.

Ren: Steeempy, you eeediot! You have stolen my soap! I must have it to clean this wretched floor!

Stimpy: Welll, I dont have it Ren. I just use my Gritty Kitty™Litter to clean the floor.

Ren: [Slaps Stimpy across the face] Foool! You musn't lie! I saw you take the soap!

Stimpy: Ren, I'm going to get some food now.......

Ren: Do not walk away from me you bag of giblets! Come here!

**Stimpy scurries away in search of a hiding place, while Ren's veins start to bulge from his neck and his fists clench**

Ducky now has constructed an expansion CC at the back of his base, as Talon has morphed a spire at his own expansion. Ducky decides to make another offensive move, and heads up a control group of MM's and heads off for Talon's main.

Ducky circles in with his troops and takes cover under the tree and the cliff a the front of Talon's main. The marines once again do a good job of paying for themselves as they dispatch many zerglings before hydras finally put an end to the threat. Ducky now moves his CC to his expansion and begins mining, tee hee. Talon has managed to hold onto his expansion and is now reaping the benefits. He has lurkers now and is planning a move on Ducky. He sets out for Ducky's main with a few hydralisks and four lurkers. he approaches the northern choke.

The lurkers manage to kill a few stray marines, but other than that, accomplish nothing more than running away from arclite. Here you can see some medics having a three way and sighting for the tank at the same time. Now the game can go anywhere from here, as Talon is forced to retreat his lurks to the bridge and Ducky has a little room to breath.

Ren: Steempy I will find you......[holding a large pipe and large black boots]

**Stimpy cowers in his litter box and starts to remember his life...**

Ren: Steeempy! Where are you Steeempy? I need the Soap, Steempy!

**Stimpy starts to feel a great emotion deep inside his tummy as he sees the countless scenes of abuse by Ren throughout his life**

Ren: STEEMPY! I am tired of these games, come out Steempy.

**Tears well in Stimpy's eyes as a new thought enters his mind....**

Ducky now decides he needs mo monies, so he starts another expansion at his northern natural. Talon was a few minutes ahead of him, however, and already has his southern expansion. Talon also has several mutas patroling the map and is waiting for a chance to strike. And strike he did.

Talon finally finds Ducky's naked lower right expansion and proceeds to rape it with mutas. Only after they had killed most of the units there, did they retreat because nasssty marines had showed up. Talon now has a definite advantage. He has air and two fully functioning expansions, while Ducky has two barely working expansions and his tech reach extends only to sci-vessels. He decides to work with what hes got however and produces a lot of Sci-Vessels and a few drop ships, preparing for a 'death drop' tee hee. Ducky loads up his ships and prepares to drop the bottom bridge containment. His sci-vessels come with him and he does get the drop off but it does nothing more than paint the ground red as hydras and lurks pound the troops as they come out. Ducky is in a desperate situation indeed. He finally take his Sci-Vessel fleet fo about 8 and heads off for the bridge. There he manages to irradiate 2 mutalisks before he was forced to run away. Now Talon launches a major offensive of his own on Ducky's lower right expansion.

Ren: Steeeeeeempy! I am coming for you!

Stimpy: I'm right here Ren.

**Ren turns around and sees a ravaged muscular Stimpy sitting in the shadows clutching at heart.**

Ren: Steempy. Come here Steempy.

Stimpy: No, Ren, not this time.

Ren: What?

Stimpy: Its over Ren, I'm going to end it all right now.

**Stimpy starts to stride towards Ren**

Talon now started an expansion on the lower bridge and loaded up his OLs with lurks, hydras and lings. They moved towards the lower right expansion along with muta support and there they landed. Little resistance was offered by Ducky as they ripped into the back of his base, and then...........

II disconnected.

I'd warrant that Talon won. Thats just my vote. And now the conclusion of Space Madness 2...........

TO BE CONTINUED................

Tee hee. Thanks for reading. Look forward to the final installment and learn the final fate of the Mr.Mediocre pic. Props to the players on a uh....well played.....game.

"GUNNNNNNNNNNNNS!"

Mr.Mediocre