"I'm your man until I get killed or you find somebody that can do the job better."
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| Evil Eye Laser Man, the Beginning | | | Author: | | | IP: | aden2-14XXXX | | Date: | 03/03/00 01:03 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 3, Max: 9, Min: 6
Lifetime Rating for Jamellan: 7.7609 |   | Our tale begins on the planet Archo, home of the Archons. It was a happy planet, where children would play and have a merry ole time. Then one day, two of the adult archons decided to do something together.
So they, ummmm, did....
When they got their new child, they were very surprised. It sort of looked like an archon, only it was red.
The other archon children did not like this wierd-looking
thing, so they attacked it with their pet zerglings.
Then, something strange happened. This red archon started to eminate a yellow glow, and a happy face appeared in the sky.
When the happy face's terd hit the ground, all the zerglings were vaporized into puddles of red goo.
The adult archons were amazed by this, while all the kids were damn pissed.
Suddenly out of nowhere, an unknown terran force surrounded the adult archons. The force claimed to have cheated their way onto the planet, and demanded that the archons leave.
Unwilling to leave their planet, the archons attacked the terran force, but were unable to defeat them.
Seeing this horrible scene, the young archons tried to flee for their shuttles. All of them were killed except for the red archon who was able to make it to a shuttle and take off.
As the shuttle left the planet's atmosphere, it was met by a force of terran space ships. Luckily, they were all horrible shots and the shuttle was able to escape the blockade.
After traveling for a few hours, the shuttle ran out of fuel and crashed on a nearby planet. The red archon got out of the shuttle and went out in search of a fuel supply.
After wandering for a few minutes, the red archon came upon a small bar.
Upon entering the bar, he was greeted by a green glob. The glob sent the archon to visit the Happy God. Either this glob was insane or the legend was true!
Upon reaching the site of the supposed happy god, the red archon did, in fact, see the happy god. It was a giant floating happy face on an altar.
Upon recieving the Happy God's gift, the red archon was transformed into a more powerful being....
This new super being shot into the air and headed back toward his home planet, destroying any terran ship he met along the way. He was to now be forever known as...
Upon landing on his home planet, Evil Eye Laser Man was greeted by the terran force.
Evil Eye Laser Man unleashed his evil laser powers upon the army and quickly destroyed it.
After the terran army was destroyed, Evil Eye Laser Man sensed a nearby terran base. He quickly found it and called upon his father to destroy it.
Evil Eye Laser Man's father showed what he was capable of and the terran base was soon incinerated. He had saved his planet. Unfortunatly, all the archons on it had been killed. So since Evil Eye Laser Man had no one to talk to or anything, he vowed to destroy anyone he encountered who would dare cheat their way to victory. And since there's plenty of cheating in this galaxy, Evil Eye Laser Man will never get bored. Till next time!
Well, I think it'll be awhile b4 i do another one of these thingies. Running out of ideas, as you could probably tell. Ah well, I hope you still enjoyed it! :)
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