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| Evil Eye Laser Man Goes To Hell... | | | Author: | | | IP: | aden2-14XXXX | | Date: | 03/08/00 02:03 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 5, Max: 10, Min: 6
Lifetime Rating for Jamellan: 7.7609 |     | Warning: Go run small errand while this loads.
As we join our hero (mine anyway), Evil Eye Laser Man, he is having a disturbing dream....man what a crappy intro...ah well.
When he wakes up the next day, he still sees the disturbing image in his head.
Evil Eye Laser Man starts to worry about his mentality, so he goes to see a therapist.
After looking like a moron, Evil Eye Laser Man goes back home and goes to bed....so he spent about 13 hours finding that slug guy, k? As he sleeps, he is pulled into another dimension.
As Evil Eye Laser Man passes through the portal, he finds himself in hell!
A familiar laugh bellows throughout the depths of hell.
As Evil Eye Laser Man turns around, he comes face to face, once again, with BITCH ASS SQUIRREL!!
Since Evil Eye Laser Man, once again, seems powerless against Bitch Ass Squirrel, Bitch Ass Squirrel picks him up and throws him....yup. Threw him good.
As Evil Eye Laser Man get up, he is greeted by the ninja ROOK!!!.....PLEASE DONT KILL ME FOR USING ROOK. HE JUST WAS A LITTLE GREEN GREMLIN...AND HAD SWORD.....MUST COPY AND PASTE!!!!!!!!!!!
A few minutes pass by, and Evil Eye Laser Man becomes equipped with the ways of the ninja!!!!
With his new ninja skills, Evil Eye Laser Man confronts Bitch Ass Squirrel once again to duke it out.
As the zergling minions approach, Evil Eye Laser Man uses his super ninja skills and turns em into red goo.
Evil Eye Laser Man wipes the sweat from his brow, and lunges at Bitch Ass Squirrel.
The two continue to battle as they are slowly carried farther away from their reality.....there really wasn't any point to the reality thing....but oh well.
As they get pulled into the Starcraft intro screen, Bitch Ass Squirrel gets sucked into the black hole!
As Bitch Ass Squirrel falls into the abyss of nothingness, Evil Eye Laser Man decides to go pay his fans a visit.
And once again, Evil Eye Laser Man triumphs over his arch nemesis, Bitch Ass Squirrel, and hopefully for good! Until next time, ALL MUST FEAR EVIL EYE LASER MAN!!!!!
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