"oh nm, geocities is sucking incredible ammounts of anus right now"
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| cyrix ownz a bragging asshole:) | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 06/01/99 07:06 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Text Only(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 5, Min: 5
Lifetime Rating for PR()T()$$: 6.4000 |  | This is one of the funniest games I've ever played. I went to the feared domain channel in hopes of joining the feared clan. I got in and asked if I could join the clan, a guy named =TrickyDicky= said "You gotta beat me first." I responed by saying "Sure, I'll beat you like a pinata:)" Tricky started bragging about his skills and how he would kick my ass, I was just sitting there and chuckling. Poor dicky didn't know how I would rape him:)
VITAL INFORMATION:
Map: The Hunters
Good Guy:PR()T()$$(toss)
Bragging Asshole:=TrickyDicky=(toss)
THE BATTLE COMMENCES:
I was surprised that he picked hunters since I really hate that map and haven't played on it for a zillion years. I scout with my 7th probe and it takes me a WHILE to find him. Once I finally do I see that he's going hard 3 gate zeals. Back home I already have archives warping in so I make 2 DTs and send them to intercept his force.
TRICKY SHOWS WHAT A DICKY HE IS:
Well he attacks with 15 zeals and 7 goons, I had 5 zeals and 3 goons along with 6 DTs. I slaughter his force and attack his base. I kill a cannnon that he was warping in and rape his probes, then raze his nexus. At that point he starts to tell what a #%#% newbie I am and how he would kick my ass if i didn't go fast DTs like a #%#%# newbie. I tell him how much I enjoyed beating his sorry @$$ and how much he sucked.
BACK AT THE CHANNEL:
After about 5 minutes of cursing and calling me a newbie Dicky finally quits and I win. Back at the channel he starts up again, he calls me a newbie, tells me I suck and how he would tottaly kill me if not for my DTs. After about 10 minutes of that he gets banned by the bot, but not before I tell him that I will BR this and post it here so everyone knows what a dick Dicky is:)
LESSONS LEARNED:
-Dicky's name reflects his characted.
-Make a cannon if you don't wanna die.
-Take your losses like a man not like a damn pussy.
-Don't fuck with PR()T()$$, cuz he will own you and your momma!:)
-Dicky sucks hardcore.
HOPE YA ENJOYED THAT AND DON'T PLAY WITH DICKY!!!!!!!!!! |
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