"Ensnare templars, plague archons. Zerg magic at its finest"
-WilliamWC3
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| you dont need a mouse to win against a newbie | | | Author: | | | IP: | 199.18.8XXXX | | Date: | 04/13/00 06:04 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 2, Min: 2
Lifetime Rating for negative_xreep: 2.0000 |  | One time I was playing Starcraft, with only my keyboard, because my motherboard isn't recognizing mice right now... Anyway i made a game on bloodbath, and this guy, with a 67/23 record came in. He immediately chose zerg. Damn the zergling rush! I figured that he would try it, so i chose zerg also and started the game. "you gonna die!" he said confidently. I figured that he was right because its really hard to play starcraft without a mouse..well its hard to play WELL anyway. I spawned in the bottom right and he in the top right. i sent my overlord scouting up and found him immidiately, although it doesnt really matter when you find you oppontent if you are zerg rushing on bloodbath. due to the fact that there are only the four starting positions. Anyway back to the game. I selected my drones with my 5 key and pressed g and moved over a patch of minerals and pressed 5 again.. no mouse is a pain in my ass. I built another drone, pool,drone, colony, drone, sunken and then six shitlings. I sent the little bastards up to his base and found what i expected, six of his own shitlings prancing around waiting to cannibalize mine. I sent up 4 more as soon as 4 more finished. He killed them with his reinforcements adn the 1 he had originally. I got gas while i was attacking realizing that the shit rush had failed (as it should). I got another hatch and a lair from my first hatch, and then hydra den. Lurkers rape zerglings hehe. As soon as lair was done i got lurker upgrade, and started building hydras. i got 3 lurkers and put them in his defended by 6 zerglings bottleneck. this is when i realized he sucked. i killed the zerglings and moved in to kill some of his 5 sunkens that he built. by the time he got an overlord there, i had killed most of them with two reinforcing lurks. i looked at his first hatch, and it was still a hatch. hahahaha. this dude really really sucked. he eventually killed my lurkers with his no units and 3 remaining sunkens that he built while i was attacking his other three. he had a spore colony to chase away my overlord now though so killing the remaining sunkens would not be so easy. I killed his gas and then his hatch. Then i sent in bunches of hydras from all four of my hatches now, and killed that base, apparantly he had expanded... damn i thought. i sent lords to both other places, and found him in the top left. two spore colonies, two creep colonies and a hatchery. everything rapes creep colonies, so to be a bitch i sent in drones to attack him. he tried to disconnect at the last second, but to no avail. i scoffed at him and reminded him that i had no mouse, and that he fucking sucked. then he logged off.
lessons learned...
1. none.. except that silentlightning ( i think thats how he spelled it) sucks ass |
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