"All good galaxy-dominating type persons have scary names. Atilla had The Hun, Vishnu had Destroyer of Worlds, and Martha Steward didn't need one.(She is scary enough.)"
- EldritchEvil's A Journey Into the Stars
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| try | | | Author: | | | IP: | 24.65.12XXXX | | Date: | 04/29/00 09:04 | | Game Type: | Other | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 1, Min: 1
Lifetime Rating for me: 1.0000 |  | The Beggining To The End.
This is a made up report bout stafcraft.This game is about abunch of Teenagers running around with big staffs.
Player1==Chris, formerly knowen as coca-myster on starcraft.
Player2==Danny, formerly knowen as :CraZy: on starcraft.
Player3==Banby, (made up person) ummm shes not knowen for any game but hardcore sex.
Player4==Tory, formerly knoewen as =-__-= on starcraft. (also I think hes gay.)
This game is a 4 people free for all. The objective is to knock the most people out. At the end you get a prize.We are playing in a big flower filled medow with the occasional hay bails.
The match begins, we all start in different parts. We all start running at each other in a savige like mannner. (Danny ussualy is like this anyways.) At About half way to the middle Chris changes direction and jumps in to Banby's arms, and she falls to the ground and yells,
"Chris, Oh yes!" ( at least i wished if this was try, Its a hard job to please a women and get what you want, and in case your all saying, no its easy to please a women, then that ain't no women you got there.)
Anyways Danny and Tory change dirrection and Danny Hits Toty on the way to hitting me and Tory slams to the ground and stays there, probably dead and for all I care good. (Get this Torys one of my best friends.)
Danny runs up to me and hits me in the head and I yell,
"Oww... what the hell was that for." (That part is true, I'm so dumn you could stand there for an hour hitting me and all you'll get is a blister and the fact that I'm so dumn there is no nerves in my head.)
Eventualy Tory comes back and hits me, and now Danny and Try are beating me.
2hours later. Danny and Tory collaps and victory is mine and Bamby's.
1st==Chris and Bamby (somethings messed up here?)
2nd==Danny (he knocked someone out incase you people can't get it through your puny little mind.)
3rd==
4th==Tory (he just sux.)
Now to the honer of me and Bamby on the ground still the winners of this years stafcraft.
THE_END
By:coca-myster
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