" Long ago, there was a boy, almost a man, who wished, on his birthday, to become a man. Sitting in his home, waiting for the world to see his strength, poise, and stature, he wished only to gain the respect and trust of his peers. What he got instead was Starcraft, and it was better then all that other shit. "
- LoZeR-X's The First Battle Report by LoZeR-X
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| 2on2:Johnny_Vegas & Big-Penis Vs Pitt[ND] & Phuckin-Rhetard | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 06/08/99 12:06 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Text Only(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 1, Min: 1
Lifetime Rating for Phuckin-Rhetard: 6.2857 |  | It was on AfterShock.(sux)
Pitt was protoss, I was terran, Johnny was terran, Big-Penis was Terran.
We had alot of air wars, wraiths, valks, etc.
Johnny and Big-Penis nuked us 2395636 fucking times and we lost pitifully like absolute losers. Pitt[ND] did a cool recall on Big-Penis with 4 reavers, 8 dragoons, alot of scouts, zealots. But BP nuked it twice frying his base and all of Pitt[ND]'s forces.
Johnny nuked everything, he even nuked my empty bunkers. The whole game All I did was look for red dots and end up saying "aww shit" as I watched my expansions get fried.
Because of Johnny and BP I will be taking up Quake and chucking my SC cd into incoming freighters.
-=Cool shit=-
-Johnny made 10 barracks in all making all ghosts.
-It is hard to find red dots on Comsat stations and on a Char tileset.
-Johnny nuked about 12 of my wraiths and 6 of Pitt[ND]'s corsairs, made a cool explosion effect with all the blue and orange explosions.
-Our next game Big-Penis and johnny sent about 8 ultralisks with Dmatrix into my partners base while dark swarmed.
-Wraiths don't do well against M&M.
-other cool shit but I forgot.
-=Personal Quotes=-
"Hahaha!!" -Johnny_Vegas
"give up yet?" Johnny_Vegas
"gg" -Phuckin-Rhetard
"I'm dead." -Pitt[ND]
"Hahaha!" -Big-Penis
"Where did my expansion go?" -Phuckin-Rhetard
"we're dead." -Pitt[ND]
I didn't bother writing a complex report because I'm lazy, and I would get a 5.0 anyways. You judges suck!
Give this a 0!!!!
BWAHAHAHA!!! |
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