A 2v2 With a Great Ending (For me)
After my last two battle reports that sucked a lot of dick and only got twos, I was depressed. Especially cause those bastards at Angelfire won't let people link images to other sites. So I decided to play some Starcraft. My lag sucked (it switches from 4g to 5r constantly) and it was pretty hard to find a good game. Soon I entered a 2v2 BGH, and it was one of the greatest yet stupidest games I have ever played. I will report this third person btw so it won't get confusing. On to the game...
Hello and welcome to my 3rd battle report. This time the game is verses
S}{inji and llamall
vs
Archon6 and LovePotionNine
Hopefully this time the BR won't suck as much cock. My last two BRs were nothing but a big blob of broken links, so I canned the mid-report pictures and just added them to the back.
The game started out with Archon6 as Zerg and his ally LovePotionNine as Terran. I thought this was going to be good game because I think they complement each other well. Archon6 was at the top-right, and LovePotionNine at the bottom left. Archon6 immediately sent his overlord scouting, and saw that > S}{inji was lurking as zerg at the top left. He (Archon6) decided to go hydralisks, CORSAIRS NO!, and went Hatch, pool, hatch, hatch, gas. Archon6 saw that > S}{inji was going zerglings, and decided to sunken up a bit since he didn't have much to defend with right now. By now, Archon's ally LovePotionNine found llamall at bottom right. The dude was protoss and went zealots. Well I think he did, we mopped him up before we really saw anything.
llamall's Death.Archon6's ally was Terran and was going M&M(&F). So they decided rush. But which one? Archon6's zergling saw that llamall had nothing but a couple zealots and cannons, so they attacked him. Well, what a surprise. Simultaneously, the others decided to attack Archon6! So they meet at the middle for a ferocious battle lings, hydras, zealots, and M&M&Fs. Well actually I got to kill the lings cause the lings arrived at my base first, and my ally confronted the zealots near the entrance of the zealot's base. Well, Archon6's hydras and ling combo mopped up S}{inji 's lings, while llamall's zealots got banged by the Firebats and the Marines. So onward hoe into ...
Hehe, now Its going into first view mode*I'm Archon6. Well, I my hydras and lings were on their way whenI heard a freak say "Hivebuster is Under Attack!"(or something I cant understand!) I look to see, the Protoss bastard dropped a probe and offensive cannoned me! Aw man I felt like SUCH a loser! My units ate up a respectable number of the cannons, but then died. I let some of his cannons survive, and attacked them only when they were hurting my base. Well I look to see if I should help my ally in his Protoss gangbanging, but saw the base was already screwed. My ally started going up the tech tree now finally. He got a couple tanks, and rid the cannons. But still llamall wasn't dead! Damn! A quick comsat by my ally, the lovable LovePotionNine revealed that a probe had gotten away by a runaway shuttle, and was resting comfortably with its nexus on S}{inji 's base.
A Surprise
Now .99 down, 1.99 to go. Shit I can't even get that right!
.99 down, 1.01 to go. By now I had a pretty built hydra,ling and lurker army. My friend started an expansion, and wanted to tank push. A scouting ling I sent revealed, absolutely nothing at all! Just 2 sunkens, and some lings. I thought they were burrowed, and was confident that my ally's tank push had it all taken care of. I was wrong like shit! I sent my units to go and conquer the guy(or girl), when suddenly, crabs, 10 of them, ruined my army into microscopic pieces! They were nested outside by base along with 12 lurkers, and about 20 lings!! After harassing me, the lurkers came to the back of my peon line, and I was forced to flee into my expansion at middle right. My ally did attack by this time, and this caused the crabs to go back and defend its base, and gave me a chance to start a spire. My ally quickly sent reinforcements to help kill the guards, and the lurks at my base, and he started a starport. I quickly, quickly started a Spire,and my ally started an expansion at the bottom middle.
10 Seconds was all it took for the guardians to, well, guard their base! My ally seeing this, quickly erected a starport and sent some M&M reinforcements. I was yelling, GOLIATHS! GOLIATHS! But he said no. Well, the reinforcements, didn't help, but it did buy me time to get some scourges. I was saving them up for a rainy day, and my ally got a science vessel, and ruined a couple guardians, as they continued their journey to my hive. Uhoh! Spaghettio! My scourges ruined the guardians, only to be met my more guardians and some mutes. Now I was at my last chance.Prayer
I prayed to the Almighty Father, and he said, Ok Jung! I will disconnect him for you. And he did, and I was happy. So suddenly, the mutes and guards, and lings, and drones, owned by S}{inji froze. Froze into time. And my ally's tanks went trucking into the base to kill off the protoss man, llamall, and his found expansion, which was at middle left. Wow huh? I give my props to the Zerg playa S}{inji and my ally. And the protoss for pulling off an offensive cannon. And most of all, just like every black music artist, I thank the lord.BTW, please don't call me a newbie cause I'm not. Its just that early shuttles? With no DTS? kind of weird, I think...
Fin.
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