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| Yeti try BR again. | | | Author: | | | IP: | dialupC2XXXX | | Date: | 07/25/00 02:07 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 5, Max: 8, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for Yeti: 5.7143 |    | Yeti back and this time he try to keep BR from vanishing. Yeti have actual game to BR so this be better. Since other BR get deleted, Yeti try to remember what Yeti write yesterday so Yeti can write it again.
It was after Yeti went to forum and saw people wanted Yeti to do BR. In order for Yeti to do BR he need to get on bnet. Yeti then realize he need copy of Broodwar to get on bnet. Yeti not have copy of Broodwar so Yeti went outside to look for one. Yeti thought Bigfoot might have Broodwar cd so Yeti went over to Bigfoot cave.
Yeti said, "You have broodwar cd?"
Bigfoot said, "Awww, Yeti, what the hell are you doing here? Yes I have broodwar, why do you ask?"
Yeti said, "Yeti need broodwar cd."
Bigfoot said, "No you can't have my cd! You'd just break it in half in frustration or something! What the hell do you want it for anyway?"
Yeti said, "Yeti need to do a BR because people ask him to. Yeti take good care of cd."
Bigfoot said, "Yeti, do you remember when I let you borrow my snowblower? You got mad and you shoved a damn penguin in it! It took me two whole days to get it out and clean up the gore! You can't have my cd and that's final."
Yeti said, "Errrrg! Yeti not wanna have to take cd by force!"
Bigfoot then pull out shotgun and point it at Yeti. Bigfoot said, "Yeti, everyday since I met you I have been able to tolerate you less and less. Get out of my cave now or I'm gonna turn you into an Eskimo suit!"
Yeti said, "Yeti not want to be worn by eskimo. Yeti leave, but Yeti MAD!!!"
That was how yesterday went for Yeti. When Yeti wake up today, Yeti go back to Bigfoot cave with ice pick Yeti find off frozen eskimo. Yeti secretly chisel a tunnel into bigfoot cave so Yeti can sneak in. Yeti accidently chisel too far and stab bigfoot in head while he take nap in lazy boy. Yeti found broodwar cd though so Yeti happy.
After Yeti install Broodwar, Yeti get on bnet and make name and password. Then bnet put Yeti in channel called Broodwar Arctic-1. Yeti got sad cause no one else in channel that he could ask to BR. After few minutes Yeti decide to hit join button. Bnet showed list of what look like games. Yeti click on one called 1v1 {<:'/.%]}?^#|. Bnet then take Yeti to another screen where it showed Yeti and guy called <<<<<||||>>>>>.
<<<<<||||>>>>> said, "Go?"
Yeti said, "Yeti need to BR."
<<<<<||||>>>>> ignore Yeti cause countdown timer started. Yeti then realize that Yeti gonna have to play <<<<<||||>>>>>! Yeti get scared cause Yeti not know how to play, but Yeti just decide to learn. After countdown stop a screen with round building appear. Yeti take mouse and click on building and then building turn kinda green. Yeti still confused so yeti type help. After Yeti type help the building flew in the air. Yeti in trouble now cause Yeti not know how to get building back down! Yeti tried to come up with idea to get building down but then Yeti saw tiny things run under his building. The tiny things attacked people that Yeti not realize he had. Yeti got mad after his people blew up and smashed his monitor.
You probably wonder how yeti write this without monitor. After Yeti smash his monitor, Yeti go to bigfoot cave and take his monitor to finish BR. Yeti know this not good game probably, but Yeti actually BR game now. Yeti even learned to take pictures! Yeti's picture maker thing not work too good so pictures not as good, but yeti show you them anyway. Yeti spend 2 hours to learn how to make pictures appear on br.com so Yeti show you them now.
Yeti just discover what printscreen key does.
Countdown just stop and screen with building appear.
Yeti just type help and building float up.
Yeti wanted more pictures, but Yeti get scared and mad by tiny things and forgot about pictures. Yeti learn Broodwar better before Yeti BR again. |
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