"Psyonic_Reaver: It's getting harder for me to sleep as Blizzcon approaches. I wonder if this is what waiting for your wedding night feels like... The feeling of finally being able to get laid. That is how I feel right now.
Mattzarella: For your sake I hope you don't blurt out 'For Aiur!' the first time you have sex."
-Mattzarella/Psyonic_Reaver
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| PR()T()$$,Odin and GundsandZealots beat Team Vegas | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 06/13/99 06:06 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Text Only(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 6, Min: 6
Lifetime Rating for PR()T()$$: 6.4000 |  | Well since nh is now officially fucked couurtesy of the stupid ban-bot I mostly hang out at NWTR. So, just as I came into NWTR Guns messaged me asking to join vegas/vegaa. I could smell that Mr.Vegas had something to do with that game and who can bypass a chance to teach him a lesson.
VITAL INFORMATION:
Map:Aftershock
TeamToss:GunsandZealots,-CD-Odin and PR()T()$$(ALL TOSS)
TeamVegas:Johnny_Vegas,WarriorPrincess and KnightLisa(ALL TERRAN)
IN THE GAME:
Well, anyways, so I join the game and say hi to everyone. Vegas says "Hey its the protoss master", I come back with "you better watch it vegas" Well after some more talking we finally start the game:)
BATTLE COMMENCES:
The game starts, I start out in the west, Odin is northeast and Guns is south. I go for a pretty standard 7th pylon,8th gate,9th gate build for early zealots transitioning to goons. My scouting probe finds Vegas, he's got the eastern position and started to wall off his choke. I run my probe around his base and get it out safely, scout some more and find WarriorPrincess. She also had rax and some rines at her choke.
VEGAS GOES DOWN:
"ok lez go with early 3 zeal rush,each" said I, my teammates agreed. Well, we send our zeals and they get raped at the choke. Guns has a brilliant idea of just running them throught, so we do. My zeals talke light shield only damage as I run them throught Vegas' choke. Me and Odin start trashing his base and he promptly quits, 1 down 2 to go.
WARRIORPRINCESS DIES:
By now we have a crapload of zeals,goons so we attack WarriorPrincess. Just as me and Guns enter her baae and start to trash all her troops/buildings she quits, 2 down 1 to go.
KNIGHTLISA PUTS UP A GOOD FIGHT:
We find KnightLisa shortly, she's also terran. We try a HUGE frontal assault but DMATRIXED tanx and bunkers rape our troops. Fortunately I left half of them down by her gimme. At that point I declare that I'll get carrierrs, Odin says he's staying with ground and so is Guns.
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED:
By now I have 2 expansions and my carrier production is rollign when I hear "Nuclearlaunch detected." I scream "Who's getting nuked??" Turns out its Odin, but he already sees the dot and retreats all his probes to safety, nuke does nothing but damage a few buildings:)
LISA'S STRONGHOLD FALLS:
At that point we have a really big assault force assembled by her gimme consiting of 20+ zeals 30+ goons and 6 carriers. My comrades charge in while my carriers hit the ledged tanx, Lisa says "gg" and quits. Team Vegas has been defeated and we celebrate")
LESSONS LEARNED:
-Early zeal rushes rock:)
-If you gonna wall off, make sure you wall off so nothing can get through.
-3 terrans vs 3 toss is NOT a good matchup.
-We rocked that game!
Well, thats all folks:) Hope ya enjoy this work of art and I want LOTS of comments!!
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