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Big Gay FFA!
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Author:Zalbag
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Date: 08/31/00 07:08
Game Type: Starcraft
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First off i'd like to say im not finishing the 3 game series of Wangsonn and Wafers because they were toooo one-sided in Wang's favor. Next up i haven't used html in awhile and i still am new to it so don't be surprised is there are mistakes. Lastly I just figured how to change background color. I know it is easy but hey gimme a break :P. Anyway, on to the BR.

The Map: Aftershock
this map rocks! :D

The playas:
Sqick received purple Zerg at the NW SP.
[SLF]Harlequin received red Zerg at the NE SP.
Wookie@War received teal toss at the mid right SP.
Wangsonn received piss color terran at SE SP.
PeonRapist received orange terran at the SW SP.
Me and Ain_Soph were observers.

Build Orders

Wangsonn: Rax, depot(wall-in), gas
Wookie:pylon, gate, gas, gate, pylon, core
Rapist:depot, rax, rax, depot
Sqick:pool, hatch(at exp.), hatch(in main)
Harl:hatch(at exp.), pool, gas

The 2 zerg players have already expanded to their naturals so Rapist wants resource advantage as well. By now Harl's OL has scouted Sqick's main and natural so he decides to throw 12 lings at Sqick's natural. The attack succeeds in killing the defending lings, a sunk and a few drones. Zerg blood is funny
p> While all this was happening Wookie has been techin and now has a Forge, Citadel, and an Archives. Wangsonn has built dual factories and is pumpin vults and tanks. He also just expanded and has put mines and turrets up for protection. Rapist has only one factory, but his natural is well defended with 2 bunkers and spare marines. He has just completed one CC and is building another. Harl has already started a spire right after completing is lair. Sqick has morphed in an lair and is also making a spire.

Harl's spire has completed and he morphs in 8 mutas. He than sends them at Sqick's natural hoping to destroy it this time. Sqick's defense at his natural look good for a ground attack but he only has one spore for air defense. Sqick's spire finishes when his natural is under attack. Here is what happens...

Sqick couldn't stop the slaugter of his natural even with freshly hacthed mutas. Harl's superior numbers were able to deal with sqick's mutas easily with fresh mutas comming every minute. With this happening Sqick counters Harl with about 20 lings. The attack succeeds in losing all his lings and killing some of Harl's

Minimap Update!

Rapist has expanded to both islands while the 2 zergs battled. Rapist obviously knows what Big Gay FFA's are for. He has teched up to Nuke Silos.
Wang still has his natural and is massin mostly tanks with some infantry.
Wookie only has his natural. Though he has the coolest army of them all. He has the Pimp squad of 9 DA's and some goons.
Harl is just MASSING mutas. I mean that is all he is getting, nothing else.
Sqick has just lost his natural but has expanded to the mid left SP. He is pretty much out if Harl attacks again.

Harl decides to finish Sqick off. Sqick's defense is a little better this time... he has 3 spores and some mutas. Harl's massive numbers are able to tear through Sqick's defense. Harl's mutas slowy level the base.

Sqick is basically out of the game, he has one exp. left and Harl knows where it is. During this period Wookie still untouched by his other opponents is still building up his forces, as well as Wang. But Wang is building a CC at the northern island by Sqick's old main. It was here i began to wonder how Wang knew it wasn't taken. Then i saw that Harl's didnt attack Wang's CC. It was pretty obvious to me now.

Then without warning came the warning, "Nuclear Launch Detected", I (as well as everyone else) was looking everywhere for the red dot. I found it at Wang's natural. Apparently Wang found it to, as he scanned and found the ghost. He only had one siege tank close enough to hit it. Rapist also D-matrixed it, i was laughing so hard :D. Here is what happened...


That nuke was pretty successful and funny as hell.
Harl wants Sqick completely out of the game so he attacks with about 20 mutas. Sqick's last exp. has 3 spores, not enough to stop 20 mutas. Harl doesn't kill everyone of Sqick's buildings, so Sqick is forced to obs now.

Wang wanting to get Rapist back for the nuke, lifts up a rax and floats by Rapist's island expansion by Wang. There Wang sieges a tank below the cliff and starts attacking the nuke silo. Rapist drops a tank on his island exp. and starts to go in siege mode, but Wang's tank has already began hitting Rapist's tank. Wang's tank is comes out on top and is still hitting the expansion.

Harl has just expanded to Sqick's old main. Harl sent some mutas down south and hit Wookie's natural. The mutas were attacked by canons and goons. Harl retreats his mutas without doing much damage. At Wookie's main, his Pimp squad is growing...

Yes, at this time battle.net decided to be gay.

And just when you thought you were safe... "Nuclear Launch Detected". Yes, another nuke by Rapist, and it's on Wang again.

This nuke wasn't as good as the first but it still hit. Wang lost few units but had to repair his buildings. But whats this?? Another nuke has been detected, but instead of using a ghost thats D-matrixed, Rapist uses a new ghost without it. Wang scans the area where he has been nuked twice, and blows away the ghost aiming the nuke. Rapist isn't doing to bad, 2/3 nukes hit and that has to be making Wang a little angry.

Rapist is now sending 12 marines up to Harl's natural. After killing some lings, the marines are able to take down a sunken. Thats when Harl's mass amount of mutas come in and clean up the marines. The marines focused fir on the other sunk and didn't kill any mutas.

"Nuclear Launch Detected"
Rapist is a mad man! This is his 4th nuke! And guess what? It's on Wang too! But in a different spot. It's at his new exp. at Sqick's old nat. Sorry, i didn't notice he expanded there. This nuke was the most successful i think. :)Wang lost about 17 SCV's :).

This is when i look at my minimap and see a big mass of red... Bah it's only about, errr alot of mutas :P. I mean come on! There were only upgraded 1-1. Ooooooooo scary.

Then something extremely gay happened. But what could happen thats gay? Well we were playing on b.net sooooo... Oh Thats Right!

Now if i didn't want this BR to go on forever I would care. And to my surprise, the others didnt seem to mind much. After that Wang pulls an extremely gosu move. He sends one SCV to kill off Rapist's base.

Now that it's basically a 2on1 the game should end a little quicker. To summarize it for you... Wang sends his army of tanks, infantry, SV's and a couple gols to Wookie's natural. This is where his goons and archons and DA's get owned hard.

Wang loses some tanks to mind control but nothing much is lost. then Harl, who has been massin mutas the whole game attacks with about 9 control gruops of mutas. Even with Wookie's GOSU storm that failed to hit even ONE muta, his main is being razed fast.

Then Harl declares his alliance is at an end with Wang. Huk ^^.


As you can see Wang isn't happy with this and send up a small force to attack Harl's natural. Once again, the expansion is NOT destroyed after the mutas come in and kill the small force.

The game ends here...
The Victor:[SLF]Harlequin and if you want you can say Wangsonn. But I wouldn't :)

This for Col who asked me to say that she is sexy in one of my BR's.

Here ya go Col...
YOU ARE VERY VERY SEXY!!!
Oh and Hawk, you shouldn't ask for naked pics of Col or she might do this to you...

*In noway does this pic represent Col's personality, this is for comedy use only*

Thanks for reading,
Zalbag


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