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Big Gay Lost Temple?
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Author:Silent~Death
IP:ip195.saXXXX
Date: 09/05/00 09:09
Game Type: Starcraft
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Well this was the gayest game I have ever played in and I hope this map will never be used in public again. It was the Lost Temple but was altered to be Big Game! But be warned. There are 572k worth of pics in here. Consider yourself warned. If your computer blows up it is not my fault =P.

It all started with me logging onto B.net and hitting join because I think Im too newbieish to play you NoHunter people. I joined a game called New Lost Temple and found this guy whose name which shall never be mentioned again. Instead he will be called Gay_Fag! I said go and we started. At the last second I changed to my favourite race zerg and he changed to Terran.

Vital Stats
Silent~Death chosen yellow Zerg 3 o'clock start
Gay_Fag! chosen teal Terran 6 o'clock start

I decided to continuing playing and play for the sake of The Lost Temple even though it is OVERPLAYED that this map shall never be played on Battle.Net again. I didn't know it was Big Game until I accidently screwed up my cloning and clicked on a mineral. After falling out of my chair for seeing that I clicked on the vespene gas. This is what I saw:

talk about gay

Well after seeing that I decided to kick his ass for all of Lost Temple players and banish this map from the lands that is SC/BW.

I decided to end the game really fast and by that tech as fast as I could to cracklings with my specially made Build Order for this moment. I have used it before and I had Cracklings before I was rushed with a large group of MMF ( I tested it against a Terran comp and found it useful =P )

I went 8 pool,7 overlord, 12 gas, 15 lair, 17 second hatch,16 overlord, 22 Queens nest, start pumping zerglings and upgrade zergling speed. From there I made 2 evolution chambers and upgrade melee attack and carapace at the same time. Its very effective and best against toss and shouldn't be used against Terrans unless you have sunken backup.

Here I scouted with a drone which was born with the name Joan the Drone =) She was born with a whole lot of other drones name Deon so her mother named her Joan.

I found Gay_Fag! at the 6 o'clock and found him going MMF which I was hoping for.

its a minimap update on how the game is going =)

I brought Joan back and made the second hatch. I was thinking I needed the resources so I expanded to my natural and after laying down a sunken I started to pump lings. I made about 2 control groups before he attacked me. I than started my hive. I was thinking OMFG Im doomed but than I attacked with my lings and he targeted the sunken manually I believe and so I attacked him from behind =) How dishonorable =). Once I killed about 7 marines my sunken exploded in a spray of blood and I had to micro my zerglings to survival while trying to kill his marines. I made another sunken and moved my zerglings up my ramp and than down again. The threat was easily tooken care of my some newly reinforced zerglings and my hive finished. I started to upgrade Adrenaline glands and than I had my brilliant idea of the day... I started a Defiler mound. I am sorry for the lack of pics but trying to micro is hard and I can't do it and take pics at the same time.

its my brilliant idea of the day!

I have never used Defilers and I wasn't sure how powerful they were and I read reports about them and they sure as hell looked damn powerful so I decided to get some. I got about 2 before he attacked me again. I didn't have consume yet so I didn't have the energy so I burrowed my defilers and attacked with my Cracklings. I managed to stall Gay_Fag! for 25 seconds while my Defilers gain mana to cast Darkswarm. I burrowed the zerglings and waited till the marines were past and the sunken started to attack them and I unburrowed my zerglings and destroyed the 4 tanks he had just brought.

Gay_Fag!'s gay marines were busy dying to my sunken and I had gained enough mana but there were still like about a control of M&M and I only had about a control group of Cracklings. Thank God my Defilers had enough mana for a DarkSwarm or I would have been dead. I darkswarmed and killed his marines and medics.

Go Zerglings Go! Strip those Medics Down!

I than counterattacked with my 12 lings and found him expanding to his natural. He had about a control group and a half of marines and medics and about 2 tanks. I started another hatchery at my expansion and decided to go 4 hatch lings and later 5 hatch lings. I quickly started to upgrade the second melee and carapace.

I massed a medium sized force of cracklings and defilers and I sent a crackling in to scout and died to a bunker. I continued massing cracklings and defilers and sent them to the middle and I started my attack by darkswarming his bunker and sending my cracklings in.

Time to own

I sent them in and his expansion was soon razed. I sent another crackling up his ramp to find 3 bunkers there. I darkswarmed his bunkers and sent my zerglings which dealt with those marines in a horrible canabalistic fashion which the pic should not be seen due to blood and gore. Besides it was rated PG 18.

I was soon razing his main and after destroying it It didn't go He was eliminated so I scouted around and found him at the 9 o'clock expansion.

If you have read this you are gay =P

I decided to send the rest of my zerglings in single file and they were shot down. I left my Defiler back in his old main and because I thought I didn't need it. That was my idiotic idea of the day and soon I was massing Cracklings and Defilers again and sent them outside of the expansion's choke and Darkswarmed his bunker and sent my marines in.

Another Silent~Death minimap update

I started destroying his base and he left without saying a word. And hopefully I have defend all you Lost Temple lovers by defeating this gay fag who made this gay map.

by popular demand I have decided not to post his scores because he is a Gay_Fag!
Lessons Learned
-Defilers rule!
-Darkswarm rule!
-I found out I could micro
-I played a newbie
-I can't battlereport
-I didn't screw up on HTML
-I am a newbie =(

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