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Rookie's first br!! Delete last one plz.
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Author:Starookie
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Date: 10/01/00 09:10
Game Type: Starcraft
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HOW IT CAME TO BE

It all started in clan ~nohunters. I was sick and tired of playing, and wanted to try doing a br for once. I began to spam for a 1v1 for me to br, when i realized that possibly, the entire channel was afk.

Just then, hyke came in, who was also asking for 2 people to br.He was meeting the same difficulties, and all of a sudden mad_diamond00 came in. We knew what we had to do. We bound diamond to a chair and tortured him until he agreed to play us both 1v1.

It would work this way, i would br Hyke who would be 1v1'ing diamond, while he would br me 1v1'ing diamond. Poor diamond would get beat around harder than a red colored matadore in a bullpen.

My 1v1 finished quickly, and I prepared my notepad and ms paint for what would be, an *awesome* 1v1. im being sarcastic. =[ So Join me will you, on a chobo ass 1v1 on the map


betcha didnt think i had alt text, didnt you?

Hyke: Orange Zerg @ 3 o clock.

Mad_diamond00

: Teal Protoss @ 12 O clock.This Battle Report is gonna own so hard!!! Not.


PREGAME BITES





Note the placement of the starting points. Hyke is very vulnerable to a reaver drop, and other of the like, due to the fact that the travel distance between the bases is so little. This goes likewise for Mad_diamond00(henceforth to be know as diamond)who can also be very vulnerable to hydra drops or muta raids. That said, lets start the br!!

GAME BEGINS


As the game begins, both players quickly clone their drones to their mineral patches; Hyke sends his ovie to 12, and sends his 9th drone to 6 for quicker scouting. He then adds a 2nd hatchery near his first. The drone at 6, who found nothing, is left at the 6 natural.


Meanwhile, Diamond warps in a pylon on 8, followed by a gate. A probe is sent to 3, and a forge is warped in quickly...hmmmm....whats with the forge you ask???

mmmm. Gayness. Btw, red colored text sucks.

Hyke sees this er...awesome attempt, and quickly dispatches 8 drones to get rid of the pylon and two cannons warping on. While all this is going on, Hyke has begun a spawning pool, and already has an extractor.

Diamond Has begun to power a bit, getting several zealots, and just warping in his assimilator.




Hyke is teching hard and has used the drone at the 6 o clock nat to do this:

whore.=]

Whereas diamond is powering. He has a nice force of zeals near his choke, but is slowly teching. Here is what both players have up to date:

Ughhhhh... JPG's suck ass.

As soon as Hyke's Lair is done, a spire is quickly morphed.

Overly-Tall-Mutated mushroom of doom is what i'd call it.
Diamond has just begun getting a cy core, so it is now a race to see who will get their tech first......


Diamond comes out on top, with his cy core warping in before Hyke's spire. Dragoons are hastily made, but Hyke has a superior economy due to his early exp, meaning he can hatch more mutas to simply overpower Diamond's goons. Sensing this threat, Diamond orders several zealots to attack while expanding to his natural.Hyke. This collage should tell what happened.

how do you spell owned? O-NE-W-D
It seems good for the teal strike force, as many lings are dying to psi blades. But just then new mutas are hatched, and dispose of the already injured zealots. Uh oh.Hyke Quickly brings his remaining mutas (numbering around 9)for a counter on Diamond, who only has 5 goons for defense. They are able to kill 4 mutas, before being torn to shreds by glave worms.
stupid goon.

After the goons are dispatched, the Mutas resume laying the smackdown on the poor defenseless nexus, (which has been warping in at the time)Things are gettin bad for Diamond

coming to a theater near YOU

The mutas fly on over to Diamond's main, and meet stiff resistance from 4 newly produced dragoons. The mutas are obliterated, but Hyke already has several more mutas coming on the way. Diamond Doesnt seem to disturbed by this either he already has a robo facilty and since this has all been a distraction for...

/me apologizes for this shitty collage. I was drunk.

Dragoons and mutas alike are being produced from both sides alike, making the battle seem like a stalemate. With the distractions, a freshly produced reaver is quickly loaded into a shuttle that was made moments before, and is flown off toward it's destination: Hyke's main. It is quickly unloaded, and as the first scarab is fired....

MR GOSU REAVER, the big kahuna.IMBALANCE!!!

As you can see by the attack, the reaver's glory was short lived, as 16 mutas end his pitiful existence. Let us all say a silent prayer. *sniff*

May his soul rest in peace, have fun in reaver heaven.

With the reaver gone, Hyke quickly brings his newly mutas and rally them all to the east of diamond's main. Judgement day has come. Diamond fight's and micros as hard as he ever can, but constant reinforcements from Hyke spell his doom. As his last goon falls,Diamond concedes.

GO MR GOSU!!! GG to all.

SCORES

i hope i get over 4 on this br...id be happy with a 5 or 6.
STAROOKIE


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