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| Poop On Zealots | | | Author: | | | IP: | h000094bXXXX | | Date: | 10/13/00 05:10 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 3, Min: 3
Lifetime Rating for TerranNavel: 4.0000 |  | (Note: This has been classified as TEXT ONLY)Four players... Total Lag... Map no one knows.... Friday The Thirteenth... A perfect game. I scooted over to SLR and found Sexecutioner there. We had a BW vs SC argument.... Like Protoss VS Zerg on island ALWAYS is go corsairs. Boring. Anyways, a few more people popped in. We finally got on Brood Wars... And the games had begun. The survival of the fittest.
Map: Bob's Obs Proving Grounds
Map History: Bob was drunk one night. He opened up the editor and worked for three days outside naked with wires running into his house with his computer outside remaking Proving Grounds PERFECTLY. Then he decided to add map revealers. During this time period several people stared at Bob's large cock.
Players:
-SaturnX- Connection: Cable
TheSexecutioner Connection: Cable
3L!T3$n!per(DL) Connection: Unkown
Zerg(DL) Connection: DSL
Players Profiles:
-SaturnX-: Old school of SLR. Known to be a good player, but just returned from a small Starcraft-less period. We question what will happen.
TheSexecutioner: Member of the offical SLR Delphi forum at http://www.HoppyPuppy.Com. Other information is classified due to his criminal record.
3L!: Member of DL. Reecently showed up in SLR with other clan member. Very quiet and deadly.
Zerg(DL): Reecently showed up in SLR with other clan member. Noisy and has some usually awful strategies.
Races:
-SaturnX-: Pre-chosen Terran, Purple, Lands Down at 5:00 corner.
TheSexecutioner: Randomed to Zerg, Brown, Spawning At at 11:00 corner.
3l!t3$niper(DL): Randomed to Protoss, Red, Warping In At 2:00 corner.
Zerg(DL): Pre-chosen Protoss, Teal, Warping In At 8:00 corner.
Teams:
3l!t3$niper(DL) & Zerg(DL)
Versus
-SaturnX- & TheSexecutioner
All build orders followed a standard. $niper went for 6 probe pylon, 8 probe gateway. Our friend Zerg(DL) (who somehow got protoss...) went for the same build order, 6 pylon, 8 gateway. -SaturnX- went for his sixth SCV supply depot, eigth SCV threw togother a barracks. Brown went for a 9th drone another hatchery, then rebuilding that and mutating a spawning pool. Aiur sends in two more gateways and a pylon to $niper once his first gateway is finished. An overlord belonging to Sex lurches into teals base. -SaturnX- starts getting gas, keeps making marines and two more barracks.
Zerg(DL) is granted a cyber core, then an assimilator which is assigned four probes. Sex has two sunkens, two hatches, and four zerglings placed with excellence. Then red has been pumping zealots all this time. He sends a scout and finds -SaturnX-, an easy kill. Yet, out of foolishness, he sends six zealots to brown, up in the 11:00 corner. This attack gets interesting.
Due to the sunken placement, two zealots die immedatly. Then $niper splits up his zealots, some to each sunken. Immediatly Sexcutioner starts making a lair and builds more zerglings. Now teal has a good amount of dragoons, and moves out to send backup. Along the way they kill brown's scouting overlord. Then they work their way up. More sunkens are continiously built. Meanwhile, -SaturnX- has gotten 2 factories, been making vultures with spider mines. $niper sends even more zealots. Miracilously, brown holds off! Now brown quickly starts a 10:00 expansion. Now teal and red have to rebuild, still going up their zealots and dragoons. Wait, whats this?! All this time $nipers been working up to DARK TEMPLAR!
Quickly fourteen zealots and five dragoons are sent to -SaturnX- down in the 5:00 spot! This battle is easily held off thanks to the micro of purples vultures and spider mines. But... Red sends in EVEN MORE dragoons! Slowly, -SaturnX- is eradicated with no help from his ally. Then the battle... Sex has his expansion, while $niper has his. Teal has no expansion as of now. DT's are now being mass produced! Dragoons slowly move up to the expansion from the south, and kill off most of the sunkens, mutalisks and zerglings. Zealots pop up and finish off that expansion, INCLUDING THE SPIRE. Quickly a second spire is built at the main. Then dark templar go in. Sadly, two sunkens and an overlord killed what was at least 9 dark templar. But... $niper is always producing, and out of his three gateways he pumps zealots, while teal gets dragoons from five gateways! The protoss Nexus's are celebrating... As the zerg are soon exterminated. Adun Toridas!
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