"she's a big dumb virgin"
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| My 3rd report....i am getting worse every time I write | | | Author: | | | IP: | p127.netXXXX | | Date: | 10/19/00 05:10 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 2, Min: 2
Lifetime Rating for Ne_Mesis: 2.0000 |  | A 1 vs 1 on a different map
I was surfing around the b.net, and seeing nothing interesting, I decided to join a game. It was a 1 vs 1, and since there were two players(I_Know_I_Rule and Matthias_2), I asked them if I could be an observer. They woleheartly accepted I had learned from past experience that the games that I play in usually come out as sucky brs, so I decided to obs this game. The map was on Turtle island, a strange map which in my opinion was a map that had a very good potential to win. Well, the game started, with I_Know_I_Rule(Rule) spawning as zerg in the lower left corner and Matthias_2(Mat) warping in a nexus in top right corner. Rule had spawned the drones up to the supply limit, got an overlord, got a spawning pool, two sunkens, and another hatchery at the easily expandable outer area. Then he got an extractor, and when he got at least 5 control groups of lings for defense patrolling the area, he got a lair, a hydra den, an evo chamber, and expanded again. He soon had a good healthy stream of hydras.
The Protoss had 8 probe, pylon, gateway, gateway, pylon, gateway, forge, Assimilator, expansion nexus, pylon, cycore gateway, gateway, pylon, and gateway, another expansion, around 5 cannons, citadul of adun, and temp archieves. It looked like Mat was going for the Dt rush. He had plenty of cannons and a full control group of zealots, and it looked like he was content for the while. Rule wasn¡¯t idle, however. He had around 30 hydras at this point, and about 12 scourges as air support. I was so busily writing down the Protoss¡¯s build order that I didn¡¯t notice the spire and 2 more zerg expansions. The zerg didn¡¯t wait. He thought that the Protoss was a total newbie, since he never attacked, so he moved all but 10 hydras to attack the protoss. Unfortunately, hydras, even if they are upgraded to 1/1, don¡¯t do well against zealots with cannon support. There were also several templars to protoss, and after a few storms, it was over.
Now it was the protoss¡¯ turn. His fast 3 expansions and 100 bazillion gateways are paying off now, as he has 2 full control groups of dts. They, along with 1 archon, several high templars, several zealots, and 2 dragoons, go for the zerg base. There was also that odd little corsair. Things are looking grim for the zerg, as he only has a few mutalisks and scourges for air support. The protoss warriors arrive, lubricate their big fat horny rock-hard dick, and are ready to rape the zerg. But¡¦..whats this? Hundreds of spines suddenly appear out of nowhere, and the first few who were the horniest lose their lives, impaled by brown baseball bats. The protoss neverthless continue their attack. It was a bad move. Mat should have reconsidered his attack, for 10 lurkers which just hatched, burrowed and shredded him like a¡¦¡¦(thinking of a pun)¡¦.. I don¡¯t know.
The protoss attack ends with little success, and now it¡¯s buildup time. The zerg now has 4 expansions, all of them optional, and he keeps pumping out and rallying hydras right in front of mat¡¯s bases. Every time mat tried to expand, the hydras would either shoot it down or the 10 lurkers would rip into shreds. Theres also numerous zerglings and mutas, with odd scatterings of guards and devours.
Mat, saying that he had enough of this, decides that he would take out his entire force that was consisting of dozen or so of each:reavers, zealots, 2 controls of dts, hts, reavers, scouts, and few corsairs. The protoss first sends out corsairs to take out the ols, but are quickly taken out by the hydras that are now 3/3 and both speed/range upgraded. Then the whole force comes in.
Spines fly, glave wurms rip, energy bolts hit, blades slash, and it¡¯s over. The hydras, engineered by Rule¡¯s godly microing skills, survives with relatively few loss. Then, they charge in. The hydras kill everything except a probe, a gateway, and a nexus. It looked like he allied. I was quite puzzled by his actions. Then I realize his intention. He kills the zealots whenever they come out, and Mat, realizing that there is no hope to win this game, says a short gg and goes away.
THIS WAS A REPORT BY Ne_Mesis
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