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| A tribute to all those newbies out there! | | | Author: | | | IP: | 254.0212XXXX | | Date: | 10/23/00 04:10 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 3, Max: 2, Min: 1
Lifetime Rating for Grin'in: |   | Hello Newbie!
(Just admire my web-making skills here because it takes too much effort to put effort into this....ummm.....I think. Just take my word for it.)
Sing/Rap/speak this to any tune with a constant, monotonous tune.
Hello there newbie, why it's a displeasure to meet ya;
To be honest bro I don't know how to treat ya;
I greet you with a 'Hey' but you want more than that;
And to be honest I don't know how to act;
Man I watch your ego spoil for thinkin' your fresher than all else;
Face full of perspiration from sweatin' yourself;
Letting yourself act like a fool man look;
I don't care about you personalized 'SC strategy' book;
Took another players thoughts and rules for the great game;
How can I respect your opinion when his is the same;
Known fact, your a newbie and you damn well show it;
If your so gosu why are you trying so hard to prove it;
It should just be, and if it is then we, don't need a constant reminder that your the dopest SC;
Hello there newbie, can I call you out for what you are;
A beginner status but your fronting Superstar;
More like super far from reality;
But i guess it's trendy to make it look like actuality;
Now let me see, too many claim where they want to be and not where they're at;
I'll call your lie and watch you run out the back;
So please newbie do not get perturbed;
As I pay no attention to your pointless idle words;
Cuz time is precious, and I have betterr things to do;
Than waste my energy on hearin' you brag about you;
It's getting old man plus I've heard it all before;
Mindless people swearing and calling me a whore;
Why react like that when I kick your ass;
What's that? A re-match? I think I'll pass;
Now an impressive rec is one thing that's cool to express;
But there's only so many ways that you can tell me your the best;
In a fit of rage after once again being left behind by ANOTHER newbie disser I started thinking about all things I hate about them. But do not at this point in time enter the realm of comments and sledge the hell out of me! This is for those arrogant, pig-headed try-hard people who roam Battle.net in search of those even sadder themselves (Being the only people they can beat) and let loose with accusations of hacking when beaten by everyone else! Though, about now those very people are thinking 'I'm not like that, yeah, I hate those people'. But that doesn't matter.
Hope enjoyment was had by all, I certainly enjoyed venting my anger.
- Grin'in |
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