GAME TIME

The game began with Holyanarchy getting his beloved zerg, top left. His fellow teamate, Badtz_Maru got orange terran at the opposite corner. Meanwhile down below, Kanethefirebat got zerg in the bottom left, with Testosterone commanding protoss in the bottom right.

Build orders were as follows. Holyanarchy Began with the 10/9 extractor trick, followed by a hatch at his choke, a pool and 2 sunkens, with drones pumping the entire time.

Badtz Went depot, rax,rax,refinery, followed by a fast factory.

Test Went pylon, gate, gate and then an 6 more pylons before teching. How dumb smart.

Kanethefirebat went with an early expansion at his min only, followed by 2 sunkens there, a pool, and an additional hatchery.

A few minutes pass, and team pinky toes decides to go on the offensive. Test decides to send 6 zealots to do some damage to Badtz who had earlier constructed 2 bunkers. One was behind his barracks, and the other was guarding his mineral line. Kane helps by adding in 12-16 lings to the fray. Holy, however, had noticed this double team forming with a scouting ling. Quickly, he dispatches 6 or so zerglings in the direction of Badtz's base. The lings succeed in distracting the zealots and getting them to chase the zerglings, allowing more time for Badtz to assemble his defense. Test orders his zealots back from playing tag, and combined with Kane's zerglings, charge into Badtz's base.

As you can see, Badtz had barely survived the double team, but with extreme repair skills, he had survived. Holy did send in 8 lings, but they ran headfirst into the zealots single file, resulting in basically, no losses at all for Test. Feeling the essence of...something that has essence, kanethefirebat decides to send his remaining lings (he had constant prod. on this time) to Badtz's crippeled base. Meeting up with Test's freshly made 3 zealots, they charge in to the terran base yet again. Prior to the attack, Badtz had a vulture pop out, and 2 additional marines.

As you can see, Badtz Barely survived the attack again,his one vulture had at least 6 kills (zerglings), and a tank popped out of his factory in the nick of time to save him. His bunker, being repaired by 3 scvs, also spelled the outcome of that attack. All players now take this moment of silence to tech. Holy is the only one that doesnt need to tech too hard, as during this assault, a lair, den, and hatch was completed....what are the other players up to?

Testosterone expands to 6 oclock, warps in a temp archives, and 2 gates. Team p.t now has 2 resource nodes over none from team gay. Holy sends over 12-14 lings to his terran buddy's ramp,for temporary defence.Holy decides to go on the offensive, sending over not 1, but 2 WHOLE LURKERS!!!

The "attack" resulted in Testosterone wasting a precious 75 mana, and Holy losing only 2 lurkers! Meanwhile, Kanethegaybatfirebat has expanded to the 9 oclock resource node, while Badtz adds on 2 more raxes to replace the ones he lost, and a starport. Holy being the smart guy he is, decides to send in 4 lurkers to Test's newly warped in min-only expansion. Badtz happily contributes by dropping one WHOLE TANK near Test's main's mineral line, succesfully distracting him for 2 seconds. Let's see if holy learned his lesson, shall we?

See the long white line? It was no other than Kane's zerglings posse (numbering around 48ish), on their way to cause some trouble. PoorHoly had expanded to his min-only only moments earlier..the attack seemd to be invincible.. The only problem? 2 new lurkers freshly made by Holy had previously burrowed there, resulting in : utter rapage.

Test, hasn't been idle this entire time, and responding to my bet of "Test you damn newbie, more gates" he went crazy and did this.

Nothing much important occured over the map for a couple of minutes, except for minor skrimishes between Badtz and Test. He also expanded to the 3 oclock natural, and raised an additional 4 gates. Kane took several speedlings and burrowed them in front of the wretched terran's base, whilst expanding to the gas expansion, next to 9. Test announces he will attack Badtz with his forces (numbering around 1600 zealots, several temps, and a few scattered dt's.) Badtz had a very strong defense, a couple turrets, 2 bunkers, 2 sieged tanks, and a handfull of MnM....but it wasnt enough, By sheer numbers, Badtz was eliminated.

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THE END IS NIGH

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Badtz had taken out many zealots that day, but, like before, it just wasnt enough. "Wtf has holy been doing?" you ask. Well, here's what he was doing.

Holy had used the 2 lurkers stationed at this natural to tear apart all speedlings sent by kane, but then Kane sent in his mutas to harrass Holy. It succeded in drawing his hydra's away from the battle, giving Testosterone time to rally his troops in front of Holy's ramp, Kane pulls his remaining mutas back, and the attack begins. Holy's hydras tear apart the mutas, but this gave enough time for Test's zealots to charge up the ramp and get in contact with the hydras. It was a funny and well played game :))). Oh yea, before you leave, a little gift.

End game scores could not be taken, due to max ss's :(.

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Thanks to all the players for letting me make fun of them, and please comment :))

Kanethefirebat: wtf? the br is over already? I never got to tech to ultras!!!And you said you'd make fun of me!! You f**king Liar!!!

[X]slipknot:Wtf Rookie!! Why was I included so little in this br? You suck!

Testosterone: Omfg, you want more gates still?

Badtz_Maru: Since when does protoss own terran?

Holyanarchy: Omfg, what a bunch of imbalanced shit. Hydras should have more hitpoints and damage. F*** this, F*** you, im retiring.