"It's sad when you execute such a slimy, cheesy tactic like a gully push and it gets taken out by one DT :-(." - Shockwave
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| Eat storm beetchole | | | Author: | | | IP: | ool-18bcXXXX | | Date: | 12/10/00 03:12 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 6, Min: 6 Lifetime Rating for Cidolfas: 6.5000 |  |
Introduction
Hello, Welcome to my 3rd Battle Report. Please feel free to add comments up top or on the bottom. It all started on a cold and stormy night, the TV was on and I was all by myself. I had been looking for a game to BR since the last Battle Report (damn you why a 5?!?). I had been looking for a game for over 2 hours. I had watched over 6 games and I did not find a suitable game to Battle Report. Wasting 10 pieces of paper, I threw them in the garbage; grabbing 2 more pieces of paper I began to write then crumpling them up and throwing them away. I quoted to myself, "WHY WHY MUST I LIVE IN TORMENT?!?!". And then my mother came into the room, I knew it was bed time. Glancing down at my watch with my droopy eyes.. it read 9:00 P.M.; Way past my bed time. I knew the next day was going to be a busy day...So I bring you...

THE MAP: Lost Temple
THE PLAYERS:
DreamDelivery-(AKA WaxAngel) Good friend of mine from old clan PD, Randoms to Protoss 12 o'clock base.
MasturNate-Well Known player from ~NoHunters.
Randoms to Zerg 7 o'clock base.
THE OBSERVERS:
Cid'olfas- Thats me. I had to take it cause a stupid SOB took handle Cidolfas already.
Casper!- Annoying POS. Watched previous game I Battle Reported.
I_Hate_Medics - Hello asdf.
I'm gonna start off how I normally start off my BR's and that is with the Starting Builds. 
Both Players start off with the common builds. Soon maybe 6 minutes into the game, MasturNate does something unusual. He tries to attack the opposing Protoss with 8 Zerglings. DreamDelivery has 3 Zealots on his ramp incase this was to happen. MasturNate attemps to attack but soon was shutdown; He then retreats with his remaining 6 Zerglings.After the attack, DreamDelivery soon adds a Cybernetics Core and a Robotics Facility and MasturNate adds a Hydralisk Den and a Hatchery at his expansion. Both bases merrily ordering their peons to mine away; Peace was not going to last any longer as both players begin to tech up. DreamDelivery adds an observatory and a forge to his base and MasturNate adds a Lair and 2 Sunken Colonies at his Expansion. I ain't lettin' you out bitch
As soon as DreamDelivery warped in a Shuttle along with a Reaver he then assaulted the enemy. His army consisted of 4 Dragoons, 3 Zealots, and a Shuttle with a Reaver. The opposing side had 10 Hydralisks, 4 Zerglings and 3 Sunkens. The fighting was fierce and blood was everywhere. To the blue goo left by the goons to the red blood from the Hydralisk; This was what Starcraft:Brood Wars was all about.
During this battle, DreamDelivery manages to win. Due to the fact MasturNate could not overpower him, he decides to take things differently. In his base he decides to morph 2 Newborn Lurkers. After these are done, he decides to try to destroy DreamDelivery's encampment in front of his base. He manages to get his 2 Lurkers into the camp unhurt. The Dragoons had retreated without delay to safety. Waiting there for their fellow Observer to come, he also sent more Dragoons. As soon as the observer came in, He went in and destroy 1 Lurker. The other Lurker managed to retreat to safety. Both opponents had started building more in result of their losses. DreamDelivery starts up a Forge, Citadel of Adun, and later morphs 2 Cannons around his Nexus and a Templar Archive. MasturNate adds an Evolution Chamber and another Hatchery. Both have been building up units as DreamDelivery adds a Shuttle with 1 Reaver to the encampment at the opponent Zerg's base. MasturNate morphed 6 Mutalisks and tried to destroy the encampment by killing off the shuttle in which the Reaver was in. This worked out.. but he had also lost 2 Mutalisks on his part. The protoss takes advantage and then expands to his natural in discovery of new fresh minerals. It took MasturNate 3 more tries to destroy the Protoss camp. When he did, the Protoss retreated in fear bringing the opposing Zerg behind him. As the Dragoons looked backwards, seeing dozens of Hydralisks behind them they kept on running in fear of what may become of themselves. Blue blood squirted everywhere, as the Dragoons try to scurry to safety. Once at base they were safe; The Cannons and the Reavers saved them from death. They knew that next time they wouldnt be as fortunate. The Hydralisks have returned to their Brood and have reported all that they have seen back to MasturNate . MasturNate had heard all of this and planned the next attack. On the otherside of the map, DreamDelivery had witnessed this situation; He decides to build cannons at 2 o'clock base ramp and later expands there. The Tides Have Changed
Minimap Update:
At this point in the game, MasturNate takes over. He moves his army over to camp at DreamDelivery's base; monitoring their every move.. He then sends his lings to each expansion in case of Protoss movement.. and he did find something. The Zergling was luckily able to report this back to The Overmind. The Overmind then contacted the Hydralisks at the encampment. Awakening from their sleep they went right to action. The Hydralisk, in anger, spit the green acid all over the Protoss Expansion. The anger from their lost comrades drove them to destroy this base. They ignored the deaths of the others and kept on attacking. They leveled this base to oblivions. DreamDelivery , in result of this, then expanded to his "only mineral" natural expansion. Due to the fact none of them had attacked each other's main.. This gave time for both of these men to upgrade and increase their armies
MasturNate had moved his troops back to the center to guard his base. Both men have upgraded...
Protoss upgrades.. Zerg upgrades..
The battle in the middle decided the fate of the game. Well in this case Psi Storm > all Zerg units, which made MasturNate's chances low. During the battle in the middle, I found that MasturNate did something very odd... He sent his army around DreamDelivery's army and tried to destroy his base. This didnt quite work out well due to the placement of DreamDelivery's cannons. The Protoss army slaughtered all the little drone buildings (those poor fuxing drones) making them bleed and die.. MasturNate's only hope was to build up his army at his 7 o'clock expansion. Unfortunately DreamDelivery sent probes in every base to scout knowing the clever MasturNate . His probe bumped into a sunken and was destroyed in 2 shots. DreamDelivery destroyed the Zerg's 2 Natural Expansions and then destroyed the last one. MasturNate had lost this game.. a few moments later a message appeared...
MasturNate: GG
MasturNate left the game
The victory went to DreamDelivery due to his great play. We all offered our GG's and then I had logged off to play SnowCraft.
Now I Bring You.. Comments of the Game
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