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Terran & Ebert
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Author:MD~Geist
IP:spider-mXXXX
Date: 01/19/01 07:01
Game Type: Starcraft
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Terran & Ebert

Terran & Ebert


Neo-whoa i know kung fu. the Rock-oh it doesnt matter what u know

Todays movie: Matrix

why did they put me with these idiotsThankyou for joining us. Today I'm cohosting with the Terran war machine from the ever so popular StarCraft.
yeeehaw
hahahahahaha
grrrrrr im a star god damit im a STARerrr....ok then continuing..
Incoming transmission... OMFG where here on Auir.. OMFG...the Zerg are swarming are location..AHHHHH"
shut the F*ck up god damnit @$$!@$!$@!$@$!@$@!$!$ehem.. Today we will be reviewing the science fiction thriller "Matrix" starring Keanu Reeves as..
Oh my god he is like so hot ahhhh
hmmm i wonder if frank dicaro from the daily show would like to cohost with me if u know what i mean wink wink... also starring Laurence Fishburn, Carrie-Ann Moss..
Good God shes hot
drooool
im not paid enoughIf I can continue.. thankyou... and also starring Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith.
He' so bad ass, Agent Smith rules
ewww he's icky looking
ewww a girl, wheres my manly hunk like Laurence Fishburnicky... I have to agree with the terran infantry, Hugo Weaving's potrayal as the evil Agent Smith was quite impressive. Did you know he actually speaks with a rather noticeable english accent.
oooo foreign guys are sexy
oh great the slut is talking......
*giggling* yeah
giggling sexy oh yeah hot me on man actionGirls please act your age. Now continuing with the "Matrix". The movie is set in the post apocalyptic future where people live in a fake reality. The movie starts off with Neo (Keanu Reeves) living out his ordinary life until he is unwittingly thrusted into a war, verse the Artificial Intelligent Robots who control the world.
ehem excuse me but you forgot the opening trailors, I thought this was important to the movie.
....Your kidding right?
fools mass BCs never fail muhahahhaayeah they had a trailer for popcorn mmmmm popcorn tastes good, I remember back in the day when I was a little school girl on Tarsonis..
HAHAHAHAHAHA
mass carrier my ass, just emp then hit attack move and watch us rip down everything in site, het send those scv back attack move come back and see win screen....What I say that was so funny?
.... The directers the Wachoski brothers, Andy and Larry had alot of influences they used on this film. For example their love of Kung Fu movies and there passion for comic books and japanese animation.
like hentai
*starts to think of song* its raining menHentai?
hentai is animated p0rn
i like p0rnI would appreciate it if you wouldn't use those kind of words on my show, its a family oriented program.
My nipples are hard, its cold in here
*all stare at the medic*
do u like your quasi futuristic clothing mr. powers i designed them myselfWhat did I just say!! Jesus
i want splash damage damnityes my son
im hungry damnit, wheres my fuxoring low fat bagelNOW BACK TO THE MOVIE! Matrix has some of the impressive special effects to date by any movie. For example the "squid" robots that attacked the hover craft.
Those things look like lurkers.
AHHHHHHH
those terrans and there silly whining about imbalanceshuh....Back to the movie, Matrix is filled with lots of action including gunfights and martial arts fighting.
I can do all that kung fu doohickie stuff no problem.
Screw you grunt, you can't do that.
STFU chobo flyboy
im hip, im cool, dont look at me like im friggin frankenstein give your father a hugHey you 2 cut it out.
Oooooo dis
Hehe
Enough already lets get back to the movie please. Is that ok anyone else have something stupid to say, anyone...Ok then lets get bac...
WAZZUP
WAZZUP
Nothin much drinkin a bud, watching the game
im really going to walk out then only come back for double the salary!@$!@ God damnit I can't work under these kind of conditions. Fuxor all of you.
Thankyou for tuning in:
Don't Forget the Alt text on Mr. Ebert

An MD~Geist production


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